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At college 3 days a week doing BTEC in construction, the on the other 2 days and on my holidays i work for a local architect, as a trainee architects technician/surveyor/setting out engineer. will most probably work there for a year after my course finishes, then might go to uni on some sort of architect degree, or become a charted surveyor, don’t really know yet,

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Is poopipe some sort of genious type fellow? His coments always made me think he wos some sort of single father with hot girlfriend who was leff with the child why he went out and got drunk and pulled. Im not sure why..

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Is poopipe some sort of genious type fellow? His coments always made me think he wos some sort of single father with hot girlfriend who was leff with the child why he went out and got drunk and pulled. Im not sure why..

in short

yes :)

not far from the truth although I have stopped having sex with other ladies. I have sex with boys instead now cos it isn't cheating

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Junior website developer.

People design the sites, i make them work. If you don't get it, think of a car, todge designs it, make sure it all works together, where the buttons go inside, door handles, then i make the car, fit the engine, make sure the engine ties in with the buttons, make sure the headlights work when you tell them too, etc.

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Junior website developer.

People design the sites, i make them work. If you don't get it, think of a car, todge designs it, make sure it all works together, where the buttons go inside, door handles, then i make the car, fit the engine, make sure the engine ties in with the buttons, make sure the headlights work when you tell them too, etc.

...and take all the shit when some bellend decides they want the colours changed - don't forget that bit

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Junior website developer.

People design the sites, i make them work. If you don't get it, think of a car, todge designs it, make sure it all works together, where the buttons go inside, door handles, then i make the car, fit the engine, make sure the engine ties in with the buttons, make sure the headlights work when you tell them too, etc.

i don't get it though!!

You can physically make car parts, but a website isn't physical things is it, isn't it either made or not made?!?!? I'm not website wonder so i dunno how all that stuff works lol

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"Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep"

Ha. No, it's the f**king self service tills which do my nut in.

"Please place the item in the bagging area."

"Have you scanned, *pause* or swiped your clubcard?"

f**ks sake.

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in short

yes :)

not far from the truth although I have stopped having sex with other ladies. I have sex with boys instead now cos it isn't cheating

Makes sense i suppose. It may not be cheating but its a bit odd, i meen that holes not designed to be an entry, it one way trafic only!!!!

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I'm not website wonder so i dunno how all that stuff works lol

Someone else designs it, he writes all the code so that your web browser reads it correctly, and it works, and looks pretty still :P

Urm. I've got two jobs:

First is..

Halifax Royal Bank of Scotland
(HBOS) at their head office in Halifax. I'm technically in Customer Relations but do data processing and management of DSAR (Data Subject Access Requests), mainly about excess bank charges that have been in the news recently.

Essentially, if you've been charged stupid amounts £30ish for going over your overdraft limit or whatever, then you can claim them back, but you need to get hold of a list of charges first. Work Mon-Fri evenings only, £6 an hour so can't complain. Apart from our new manager Claire is a fanny and won't let us listen to iPods!

Second is..

. Not sure if anyone knows of it or not but me and a business partner do small business websites, graphic design for print and posters, and photography of events. We've done quite a lot this year, with 2 proms in the last 2 weeks giving us about £650 profit just out of them.

Then we do websites for new companies like
and have done quite a few for
(including theirs
:P
) Money's good as we charge ~£20 an hour, and can work at our own rate. Plus I really enjoy it.

That's about it really :D

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~£20 an hour,

the glory days of it being cheap at £35 an hour are over then?

For me it wasn't worth the hassle then and it sure as shit wouldn't be now. I honestly admire people who can stick at freelance web development - I really didn't get on with it.

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well im gonna be different to all of you smart high paying intellectual jobs, i work at maccyds! had a complete mental breakdown a couple of days ago which ended up in me getting suspended after having a go at one person and threatening to beat the shit out of another. think im gonna look for a new job lol, a mate says me might be able to hook me up doing fabrication (welding, cutting etc.) so that should be fin

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Im an Architectural technician. I work at a local Architectural practice, 4 days a week and do a day-release course at college. Ive finshed my ONC course in construction, and im now half way through my HNC in construction. Then its uni on day-release to study architecture to be come an RIBA architect. (Y) And then i play about in the workshop moulding brake pads when i get time.

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I design websites, but I get payes £5 an hour, its my first site so far so its a big learning curve. It's more than my mates are on and lets me earn some cash while at sixth form.

Hoping to go to Uni to do a course in something both interesting and worthwhile. I have absolutely no idea what.

Or if I fail, I want to do a modern apprenticeship in ICT Technicianism stuff, problem is its a bit constrained, where would I go from there?

Or I could work in the local bikes shop, repairing punctures and replacing the brake cables in bike worth less than the cables themselves.

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Or if I fail, I want to do a modern apprenticeship in ICT Technicianism stuff, problem is its a bit constrained, where would I go from there?

system admin jobs pay pretty well and theres no shortage of work - especially if you're willing to travel around and do on site stuff for a few companies. your best bet there is to get the microsoft certifications cos they aways sound good

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I left my job working at a skate shop in Newport on £20 a day >_< last Friday.

Now working at Wickes DIY on £5.45 an hour on a 12 week contract, dunno my hours yet, but should be quite cool, as my sister works there too.

Previous jobs include McDonalds for 2 years, Tescos for 3 weeks (xmas temp)

After summer I'll be returning to Newport for the final year of my degree in Graphic Design.

Woo :rolleyes:

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Tis quite funny as I'm moving in with my missus who is on for a first in Law and Politics and is currently applying for jobs on about £20k+, so I'm a kept man for the next 3 years! :rolleyes:

Yeah, I earn more than that too and I'm in shedloads of debt, so I wouldn't bet on it!

Davey

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Full-time software and database designer. Has it's good days, has it's bad days. Pay is pretty good, benefits and holidays are good, plus I'm up for promotion next month which I'm stoked about. At other times I just want to throw the towel in and tell everyone to f'ck off.

Aside from that I did do some web design stuff for people, mainly when I was at uni, but I find that after spending nearly 40 hours a week working on a computer I just can't be motivated to work on anything outside of work. This year though selling photographs and working on a couple of magazine articles have funded a nice collection of new camera gear and a much-needed PC upgrade.

EDIT: Bongo, professional slacker? Got any jobs going?! :)

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EDIT: Bongo, professional slacker? Got any jobs going?! :)

Lol, i doubt it. I trained in slacking as an Apprentice for 3 years, were i had to go to college twice a week and do a Btec in slacking and boss-bullshitting, and in the rest of the week i buddied up with full time slackers and learnt how to slack in all are'as of work. It was hard and there was a lot to pick up, but i think now i am very good at the job and can slack off to any task my boss's give to me.

Money is really good to me and the hours are amazing! I particularly like the flexi-hours/holidays :lol:

Bongo

(i might even get round to saying what my actual job is in this thread at some point!!!)

I'm surprised at how few people on here work at Halfords, haha, I know that stereotyping but I was expecting a lot more, perhaps they just haven't posted yet:P

Davey

4 years ago, most people did!!! This forum is strage, in that it has a mass of members who all grew up at the same time.

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