mat hudson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 until he died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 and ye he did proclaimeth "despite everyone here being about 5 they still all look older than Fat Pants and severally are they more mature than him also" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 then fat pants was beaten with a stick for his crimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 twas a large stick, with many many pointy bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 and a bell rang out to let people from all around come and have a go, and they did.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 and caved his stupid fat skull in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 but then he put his fingers in his nose and closed his mouth and reinflated his head.and became the sexiest person ever.true stories (sexy bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) then god appeared (controversial) and proclaimed, much to the amazement of the whole world, something so amazing it would never be forgotten..... he said..... Edited May 25, 2007 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 fat pants you have mocked me with you're "beauty" for the last time and now you will pay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 me in sperm *wanks on his face* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) well that wasn't very amazing, but we'll go with it, I mean you wouldn't forget anything god said would you, even if she just said "eyup" then left! Edited May 25, 2007 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) for the record fat pants no way would god ask you to cum on his/her face. you dont seem fertile enought for the honour! Edited May 25, 2007 by cal d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 so with the facial out the way god towled himself off and went about his business, then satan walked in....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 and raped everything, covering the world in a film of sticky seamen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 no one could explain why the sailors were sticky but they just were, that's just the kinda story this is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 So anyways, back in Scotland things were different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) because of course everyones ginger and gingers are satans spawn so he left them alone, not a single sticky seaman in sight. Edited May 25, 2007 by Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 but the rest of the world prefered a cum smothering than ginger hair, does anyone want to go steal some "wikid" tents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 or would they rather go eat some hobnobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 they wouldnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 They'd rather have a bowl of..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Coco pops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 which I was eating at the time of posting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 With my own produced milk which can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben.richardson Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 mutate into aliens and take over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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