BONGO Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Right, hear me out becasue this sounds totally f**king stupid.My hands float, they always have done. I never even noticed to tell you the truth. The way i lie in a bath means that at rest, my hands just sit in the water all floating and just sitting there. Nothing exciting, i'd never thought about it, until today.Today, my hands sink!!!!!!!!! What does this mean!!!! I was exactly the same as every other bath i ever have, except my hands kept falling to the bottom of the bath and wouldn't float anymore!!! do you think it's terminal?!?!?!?!Crazy haha.Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 It's gods way of telling you not to get a motorbike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Did you forget to put your arm bands on today ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 maybe your leg is cured.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King C Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) You've got sinky arms disease. Just google it. EDIT: Cant think of any good jokes at the mo. Edited May 24, 2007 by kcchan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 How the f**k do you know that the water's changed?Did you forget to put your arm bands on today ??Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Less oxygen floating aboot in your hands? Are your hands getting fatter? Pull out the digi scales and weigh them for the next two weeks every day at the same time. Keep your diet, routine, underwear, everything exactly the same. If your hands get heavier you'll need to go about doing some cardiovascular exercises on your hands, increasing the oxygen being pumped there and taking off the flab on your fingers.I recommend one of the following:Finger treadmillFinger free runningFinger jumpingAll of which (coincidentally) can be undertaken whilst in the bath, you can watch your hands sink less and less each time - it's foolproof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 that armband comment was one of the wittiest things i have heard in a long time.seriously loved it.sorry bongo. sort it out, no one likes someone with floaty hand disorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 You've got sinky arms disease. Just google it. EDIT: Cant think of any good jokes at the mo.Am I the only one who actually did google it?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 weigh them for the next two weeks every day at the same time. Keep your underwear exactly the same.thats dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Less oxygen floating aboot in your hands? Are your hands getting fatter? Pull out the digi scales and weigh them for the next two weeks every day at the same time. Keep your diet, routine, underwear, everything exactly the same. If your hands get heavier you'll need to go about doing some cardiovascular exercises on your hands, increasing the oxygen being pumped there and taking off the flab on your fingers.I recommend one of the following:Finger treadmillFinger free runningFinger jumpingAll of which (coincidentally) can be undertaken whilst in the bath, you can watch your hands sink less and less each time - it's foolproof!or just whack off regularly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Am I the only one who actually did google it?Davey....No you're not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 or just whack off regularly? That's dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 or just whack off regularly? that would also solve my possible explanation for this disease, youve reduced the amount of times you shoot your load, and well, its gotta go somewhere, its obiviously filled any other hollow body parts and has moved on to the hands.only secondary way to diagnose this is to go for a further week without splurtin out. and then when you blow your nose, inspect for traces of tadpoles. in which case, its time to empty your tanks. *note: although it may seem like a good idea, and a way to investigate this, do not attempt to empty your vessel in the bath, despite the likelihood of your hands floating again instantly, you will have something similar to pva glue attaching itself to all hair in the vicinity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted October 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Sorry to bring this up again but it's started to happen again! It is definately happening and not just something in my head. There MUST be a reason and it's puzzling me really badly!!!Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 have you moved house? softer water area? or harder, wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted October 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 nope, nothing has changed. Excersise, diet, geographical area, all the same. I'm puzzled bigtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 The moons gravitational pull maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Finger treadmillFinger free runningFinger jumpingsurely for bongo finger bmx ? !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 That's about the only sort of BMX you can do at the minute as well isn't it!? Serious reply.... I *think*, when you're cold blood moves from the extremities (hands, feet) of your body to keep your core temp up? Maybe when you're cold your hands are lighter, and heavier when you are warm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 The moons gravitational pull maybe?that's unlikely to have changedhave you started wearing a watch ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Tart - when your core temp (chest./vital organs) get cold, the blood goes away from the skin to keep it away from the coldness of your skin/whats making you cold, and when it's too hot, it makes the blood go to the skin which is why you go red when you're hot, it lets your blood cool down. Think that's how it is anyway, might be the other way around.Top tip: when you're freezing your bollocks off in the artic, keep your chest/torso warm and the rest of your body will do the work and keep your whole body good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 I bet your a chav and you recently bought a big ol soverign ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Serious reply.... I *think*, when you're cold blood moves from the extremities (hands, feet) of your body to keep your core temp up? Maybe when you're cold your hands are lighter, and heavier when you are warm?Isn't that for temperatures in the region of the arctic/north/south pole? I thought it was one of your bodies last efforst at keeping your internal organs functioning for longer so you don't die. Which is why if you were to sit outside in the snow completely naked your arms and legs would get pins and needles and go numb. I'm not 100% sure on what sort of temperature region sets it off but i wouldn't have thought bongo's bathroom would be quite that severe. Maybe something to do with body fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 My hands do it aswell. Pretty sure it's not an illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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