horner_boi Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Hey guysyou know when you get that feeling inside that somebody from school or work or college has told you something but you have been told not to tell anybody else....well here and now is the time to let it all out. You dont have to include the name of the person that its including, all you have to do is tell us something that someone has told you or something that you have done recently that you havnt told anybody about....like for instence....i asked my girlfriend to go and buy me some eblow grease from a DIY shop, she is going to the shop today.....i feel really bad in one aspect but on the other hand it would make the shop keepers day and she shouldnt be so blonde to do that for meso now its your turn....tell us anything, but dont include the persons name, you may ave put something in someones drink because you didnt like them or something like that or you might have wanted to get back at someone so you have gone behind there back and done something to themthis could be fun.....so lets here them and have some funian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 (edited) i asked my girlfriend to go and buy me some eblow grease from a DIY shop, she is going to the shop today.....i feel really bad in one aspect but on the other hand it would make the shop keepers day and she shouldnt be so blonde to do that for mehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEDIT: hahahahahahahaEDIT2: hahahahahahahahaok im done now Edited May 19, 2007 by ash-kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Hmmm, dont believe you Funny either way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I was looking for the stuff you get in home and bargin called elbow grease thats like a house hold cleaner to buzz you off but found this instead.Aparantly is gay lube. So I think your bird might be a bit worried about you now mate.Here's the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horner_boi Posted May 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I was looking for the stuff you get in home and bargin called elbow grease thats like a house hold cleaner to buzz you off but found this instead.Aparantly is gay lube. So I think your bird might be a bit worried about you now mate.Here's the shop.oh crap, hope she dont manage to go into that shop today lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Silly cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horner_boi Posted May 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 ok well looks like that one back fired on me, well thats if she finds out that you can get gay lube called elbow grease, anybody else got any emabressing stories that you want to share with us, or you have done something to someone to embaress them in any way, or you just got a funny story to tell, lets him them pleasethanx ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Ask someone to get you a spare bubble for your spirit level... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Or ask for ticker oil, the stuff that makes your indicators tick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 We got one of our apprentices to go get a blue flame for the welder, when i was working in a garage lmao, was funny when he came back all pissed off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Glass hammer, tartan paint, cheese tacs etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Long weights are good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I got done with a long stan.Got told to go get one, to which the guy replied with im off now, so you will have to have a short one haha.thought he said long stand to tell the truth since we were stood next to a stand when he said it. twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Haha, i'd forgotten about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 haha, the old gem "could you grab me a bucket of steam from the freezer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul@rettotrials Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 can you get me a left handed pencil sharpener please. paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 can you get me a left handed pencil sharpener please. paulhttp://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/acata...sharpeners.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Hey guysyou know when you get that feeling inside that somebody from school or work or college has told you something but you have been told not to tell anybody else....well here and now is the time to let it all out. a forum member the other day asked me if i could fail to turn up for his 18th(i wont say who but it aint fat mike) so that i wouldnt be able to give fish a lift, meaning there was a chance his sister would give him a lift and due to the distance to colchester she would most likey stat the night and join them in getting drunk at which point he was hoping hed stand a chance with her. but cant say who it is sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 That Dan Clark is a menace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 a forum member the other day asked me if i could fail to turn up for his 18th(i wont say who but it aint fat mike) so that i wouldnt be able to give fish a lift, meaning there was a chance his sister would give him a lift and due to the distance to colchester she would most likey stat the night and join them in getting drunk at which point he was hoping hed stand a chance with her. but cant say who it is sorry.Haha, so it's a forum member from Colchester who's 18 pretty soon..... wonder who that could be, bahahahaha!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 a rubber whisk, leg of salmon, ice cube solution... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 (edited) a forum member the other day asked me if i could fail to turn up for his 18th(i wont say who but it aint fat mike) so that i wouldnt be able to give fish a lift, meaning there was a chance his sister would give him a lift and due to the distance to colchester she would most likey stat the night and join them in getting drunk at which point he was hoping hed stand a chance with her. but cant say who it is sorry.She's HIV positive. You wouldn't want her.Edit: Gay. Edited May 20, 2007 by Joe Rothwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I work at Halfords and i asked the new guy to find a bus stop sign to put some P.O.S in, next thing i know i see him down the road sellotaping them to a bus shelter lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 She's HIV positive. You wouldn't want her.Edit: Gay.hey dont call me gay, and i really cant tell you who it is, as for her being hiv positive and having a boyfriend i said "callum, you do realise shes in a relationship" to which he replied "kev, listen boyfriends just a word and no one will be able to resist the charm of HASMS". but i swore to him i wouldnt tell anyone, i know ive kinda broken this promise, but i m hoping to keep him anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 haha what a twat.Joe, she fit and over the age of 16?If so, number please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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