Davetrials Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 i want to poo but it wont cum out. what can i eat/drink to make me shit?shud i make a beast coffee? with no milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz M Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Warm water, then put sugar in it stir and drink it my mum used to give it me when i was a kid and constipated or something.. It works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up'n'away Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Curry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Nah, try apple juice and/or massaging your stomach and kidney area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 PM frenchman on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 f**k loads of mints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 i want a shit i dont wanna piss brown out my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 laxatives?/obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 dont have any.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgun_Donor Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Erm get some laxative. Normally help you shit!Or start eating more fibre and drinking squash with barley flour in it(more of a long term thing though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 I always find I need one after eating Grapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 go somewhere that has no toilet then suddenly you will be desperate to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Big strong coffee (proper filter coffee if you can). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 The ammount of things i eat, i dont really shit out much at all I say, i eat a pie for my breakfast lmao, 2 sarneys and a packet of chrisps for bait, and dinner when i get home,thennormally a 12" pizza to myself lol i dont poo much at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 do what a mathematician would do and work it out with a pencil.Eat fibre you cry baby. LGD... it's not been compressed in there by something has it?? Wait long enough and you'll shit a diamond to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 IF you are a smoker. When i need a poo and it wont come out. I just have a fag. Smoke about half and it comes out well easy.If not.Eat a bowl of about 6 wheetabix (sp?).Danny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 The longer you wait the more of it there will be so I suggest you act fast or don't eat.Be a man and get on the toilet, it's bound to come out within an hour?Apparently plums, rosins and grapes work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Prune juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t33zr Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 + Diesel...Dip one or two sugar pieces in diesel, eat them.... i promise it would come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 + Diesel...Dip one or two sugar pieces in diesel, eat them.... i promise it would come out diesel? you sure? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 + Diesel...Dip one or two sugar pieces in diesel, eat them.... i promise it would come out Does that work on the theory that you void your bowel when you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Either drink some prune juice, or go buy some laxatives. They're cheap and available at places like boots, superdrug, asda, sainsbury's, tesco etc etc.Or, for novelty value... get a tub of grease... and lube yourself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t33zr Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Does that work on the theory that you void your bowel when you die?No bullshit... people used it for getting home from the army in norway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 (edited) That's actually quite interesting, what does it make you do? And why sugar & diesel? Edited May 6, 2007 by Inur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t33zr Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 shit like hell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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