N.Wood Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 'I could eat a knob at night' - Karl Pilkington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Its better to regret the things you have done, rather than regret what you havent done. Something like that.And out of Human Traffic,Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lazers, Safe as f**k!oh yeah and this one,True irony - spending your whole life finding that one person you would die for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 From a film: Richard E. Grant/Withnail & I - "Monty you terrible C*UNT!"Ones that make you think: Old Mohican Proverb - "When the last river has been damned, the last animal slaughtered, and the last tree felled, only then will you realise that money cannot be eaten."And my own, from a ride in Plymouth: Little Kid (Upon seeing us riding) - "Oi mate, I can do that better than you." Me - "Yes, you're also small enough to be kidnapped and raped so I'd keep your voice down."Oh, and may aswell have one from Prawn: "Rich, this will become interesting if you scratch my car with your Escort, like you did to Bigman." "Why's that?" "I've never had to kill someone before, thats why."Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 And my own, from a ride in Plymouth: Little Kid (Upon seeing us riding) - "Oi mate, I can do that better than you." Me - "Yes, you're also small enough to be kidnapped and raped so I'd keep your voice down."the look on his face! he knew you ment it!in the chip shop in millbrook, mass food purchase.....Girl behind the counter ''has anyone got two £5 notes?''kennard '' i have''robin ''ive got one too''Rich '' why dont you both just give her one ''the look on Rich's face when he realised what he had just said she looked a little shocked too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 WE DROP HITS BIGGER THAN LOLO FERRARIS TITS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 'Blasphemy? This is SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA' -300 '1st fight with you head' 'then with your heart' -300Spartans what is you're profession *shouts in-sync* see i did bring more soldiers then you -300'You held the heads of conquered kings at my city steps, you insulted my queen, you threatened my people with slavery and death, oh i have chosen my word carefully Persian perhaps you should have done the same' -300'What makes you think you can speak among men.' 'Only spartan woman give birth to real men.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "That's what your mum said"... say that too often and about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 'Blasphemy? This is SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA' -300 '1st fight with you head' 'then with your heart' -300Spartans what is you're profession *shouts in-sync* see i did bring more soldiers then you -300'You held the heads of conquered kings at my city steps, you insulted my queen, you threatened my people with slavery and death, oh i have chosen my word carefully Persian perhaps you should have done the same' -300'What makes you think you can speak among men.' 'Only spartan woman give birth to real men.'Someone liked 300 then. I have to say most of those quotes made me cringe, SOOOO cheesy!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 ^^^ Anyone would think you'd just watched 300.A few of my favourites:Serious onesIf God did not exist, it would be necessary to create Him (Voltaire)Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent (Asimov)2nd place is the first loser Stupid onesSay what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos. (Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski)I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! (Homer Simpson)Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." (Homer again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 after a morning with a bad hangover..."my mouth tastes like the queen's minge"overall"if duck tape isn't the answer then you're asking the wrong question"my life motto"sometimes the best plan is not to have one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben.richardson Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 one hundred and eighteeeeey!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Why do women always leave me for total smegheads? Why do they dump me for men who wear turtleneck sweaters and smoke a pipe? I mean, natural yoghurt eaters! Reliable, sensible, dependable, and lots of other words that end in "-ible." He's obsessed with house-prices, and spends half his life in antique fairs looking for bargains and drinking wine. It's never beer, is it, it's always wi-ine! "What do you want on your cornflakes, darling?" "Oh, I'll have some wine, please!" Smeg! :thumbsup: :bow: :bow: :bow: One of listers best ever quotes!!!! Alway think of that whenever i see a posh bloke or a bottle of wine haha" Things dont get easier, you just get better at doing them"- Me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 That's not your quote, It's too similar to.....''People think I've stopped lying, but I've just got better at it'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 That's not your quote, It's too similar to.....''People think I've stopped lying, but I've just got better at it''I've never heard either of those quotes before So to me, its my quote lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 That ''Lying'' one was in An All American Rejects Vid (Dirty Little Secret) - Just for reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."That is awesome, new msn and myspace thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "the drugs dont work, they just make it worse" - i just have to blurt it out, out of tune, everytime my mates are on comedowns, and then im thankful i only drank anti freeze bottled up as wkd the previous night. "Your not remembered for the things you didnt do,only the things that you do,do everything, and be forgotten for nothing" "If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that" - I used to be(well still am) a huge fan of tupac and his work, although i know he glorified himself and spoke about how he was to true the whole time. this quote speaks volumes to me, its one of them thats so true, no matter what you are, or what you become, what you do with what youve got, people will also find the bad points to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 i'll sleep until i'm fed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "All things are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense and true, false and meaningless in some sense" - Malaclypse the Younger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Whats the worst that can happen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 What goes around comes around.I 70% live by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 She looks like a mushroomTo some little chav.My d**ks fatter then your arms.Whos put glue on my chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Dear god if you were alive,You know we'd kill you" Marilyn Manson."Big or small f*ck 'em all" Pancho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) Yes its small, but I can move my arse really fast, (Guy called Craig Thomas.)We are tracking Bin Laden by his mobile phone signal (President Bush, the knob) funnily enough after this Ladens phone went off.I can feel one hell of an headache coming on. (President John F Kennedy just has he went past the book depository)First time I`am been out of my wheelchair in years (Steven Hawkins after zero g test) Edited April 27, 2007 by lego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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