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Congratulations dude! Looks like an alien in there, haha, but I'm sure it's a baby!

I must confess I sometimes go bare back with the missus. She's on the pill but still every time we do it we both kinda go "Oh sh*t, that was a bit naughty, lets not do that again".... then we do it again a week later, haha, it's just better innit!

But yeah, wear a condom, haha, Mates Natural ***!!!

Davey

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October 10th :) and thanks for the nice words....but I must agree they look like aliens.

Its only 16wks...so no flavour known yet.....I want a boy...got a girl...and my wife so another girl would be hard work

...but you make the most of what you get.

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October 10th :) and thanks for the nice words....but I must agree they look like aliens.

Its only 16wks...so no flavour known yet.....I want a boy...got a girl...and my wife so another girl would be hard work

...but you make the most of what you get.

I couldn't be doing with a girl...jesus...when shes 16 and brings a lad home I'll want to pin him down and smash his f**king teeth in....I'd be a protective dad :) ...and knowing me I'd probably try it on with her mates.

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I couldn't be doing with a girl...jesus...when shes 16 and brings a lad home I'll want to pin him down and smash his f**king teeth in....I'd be a protective dad :) ...and knowing me I'd probably try it on with her mates.

Well I have a that all in hand....

Check list for daughters boyfriend interviews.

1) 7 x 7 shed

2) one chair

3) bright light

4) rope with knot

5) big f*ck off machete

Edit....sorry still laughing at you honesty about her mates.....but now you mention it..... ;)

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Well I have a that all in hand....

Check list for daughters boyfriend interviews.

1) 7 x 7 shed

2) one chair

3) bright light

4) rope with knot

5) big f*ck off machete

Edit....sorry still laughing at you honesty about her mates.....but now you mention it..... ;)

you forgot pliers and a hard boiled egg

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And some Vaseline, duct tape and a banana

Congrats mate, you'll still be riding once the legs better though :P everyones quitting these days.

Vaseline and a banana? I want to scare him not make him love me.

And yeah I will ride again once my knees ok :) can`t understand why people quit....I`am old, shit...but I enjoy it

Some just give up because they daren`t try something new so they never progress.

Others don`t have the money to fix there bike.

And some just chuck the toys out the pram and get owned by the ladies.

Not aimed at anyone in particular ...lol.

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My misses is on the coil... Bareback all the way, if (99% unlikely) she gets pregnant the coil normally causes a miscarriadge! :D

Im not sure how people can claim it feels the same with a condom, it soooo does not.

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My misses is on the coil... Bareback all the way, if (99% unlikely) she gets pregnant the coil normally causes a miscarriadge! :D

Im not sure how people can claim it feels the same with a condom, it soooo does not.

No it really doesn't, and those featherlight ones are a waste of time because they just split so may as well not bother.

Something about the coil disturbs me a bit.... dunno why, I guess I'm woried I'll impale my chap on it, as unlikely as I know that is, but apparently you can feel it if you're really railing it, so I dunno. My ex was on the injection, which is like 99.9% effective, I think it's the most effective thing you can get, but I tend to use condoms anyway because of the old frenulum!

Davey

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errmmm, what do you mean by I'll be a dad again?

Its means "I`ll be a dad again" I was just sharing my happiness and tried to make it comical ;) hence the title.

I`am 36...married....and ride a bike with no seat :blink:

and have a 6yr old daughter.

In fact...I have a dual disc Monty, Zoo Pitbull, Mongoose Hilltopper, and a Raleigh Supertuff BMX....the old one.

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Its means "I`ll be a dad again" I was just sharing my happiness and tried to make it comical ;) hence the title.

I`am 36...married....and ride a bike with no seat :blink:

and have a 6yr old daughter.

In fact...I have a dual disc Monty, Zoo Pitbull, Mongoose Hilltopper, and a Raleigh Supertuff BMX....the old one.

36 ! and your married and still riding ! ! good man ! (Y)

danny

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