Pranks On Mates

[Egg Fried Rice]

a classic one

but i have always wanted to wire up the horn to the brake pedal of a mates car.

JK

[Waynio]

best is still on going, had bucky, bondy, feather in a REAL good un, bucky now knows about it, but the other 2 dont, absolutly cracking!!!! im sure bucky will explain more about it though. The one about Mavis and Derek, still "sort" of on going................ To be continued..............

i had a "personal" one with Bondy though, got his number off bucky, pretended to be a girl, flirty/dirty txting, told him to come meet me and he would remember me from the sat night out!!!!(as i had driven him from bingley back to the K2 in keighley, pretending to be a "busty" blonde with 32dd size 10, as sweet as you like!!! told him a time and a place and he turned up it was absolutly priceless the look on his face, it was as if he had been caught with his pants down in year11!!!! couldnt stop laughing for weeks!!!!! he "rekoned" he knew he was being set-up but "curiosity killed the cat!!!" was a real good laugh though.

Waynio.......................

[ben.richardson]

best is still on going, had bucky, bondy, feather in a REAL good un, bucky now knows about it, but the other 2 dont, absolutly cracking!!!! im sure bucky will explain more about it though. The one about Mavis and Derek, still "sort" of on going................ To be continued..............

i had a "personal" one with Bondy though, got his number off bucky, pretended to be a girl, flirty/dirty txting, told him to come meet me and he would remember me from the sat night out!!!!(as i had driven him from bingley back to the K2 in keighley, pretending to be a "busty" blonde with 32dd size 10, as sweet as you like!!! told him a time and a place and he turned up it was absolutly priceless the look on his face, it was as if he had been caught with his pants down in year11!!!! couldnt stop laughing for weeks!!!!! he "rekoned" he knew he was being set-up but "curiosity killed the cat!!!" was a real good laugh though.

Waynio.......................

haha suprised he didn't go for you in fact all of these pranks are hilarious i need to try some out and while youre on here wayne yaabaa's still going strong and mint to ride have to hook up sometime through week.

[ManxTrialSpaz]

Not sure if this is a prank in some people's books but it is in mine Kris (manxrider) was getting ready to hop onto the side of a slide then to the other and off, well, I just stood there watching. He got his front wheel up, hopped a bit then just as he dipped his front wheel to go I decided it would be amusing to shout car extremely loudly.

He was sitting on cushions for weeks

[-RoBBo-]

I regularly do a prank phone call in the name of "Tony from TILE-IT-ALL" in Bradford. What a winner.

The amount of people that fall for this is crazy. Peoples houses/hotels/random business' etc

Ring them up in an old fashioned Yorkshire accent, enquiring about the delivery date for their ceramic tiles etc...

absolutely quality, winding people up. Employee's at travel inn's always fall for it, and you get passed round several managers.

Marco from stacey's fantastic fabrics is also a good'un

[RicH_87]

This one time, my mate was like 'dude, pass me a 5mm allen key', so i was like 'ok' and totally passed a 6mm to him

you so stole that shit off anal.

in the thread about accidents you have whilst fixing your bike he said he once picked up a 6mm allen key instead of a 5mm one.

[boon racoon]

the ones we do to mates on birthdays are normally highly amusing.... we go to the bar and order a round, and then swap the drink for something well stronger that looks the same, and we make it a round we neck, by the time they realised,theyve normally took a good few shots. (its highly useful now vk bottles have coloured labels, can pretty much stick anything in there,)

aye we did that but put viagra in his drink didn't we bless him

[ManxTrialSpaz]

you so stole that shit off anal.

in the thread about accidents you have whilst fixing your bike he said he once picked up a 6mm allen key instead of a 5mm one.

Aye

[PaRtZ]

lad passed out cos he was pissed so we drew all over him. i won a game of noughts and crosses on his left cheek too, but lost the game on his right.

my gf swapped her corridor mates drawers over, so that his pans were where his cutlery was and she put his cereal in the microwave. she told him where his cereal was and instead of pressing the door release he pressed "start"

does anyone do the "holding rear wheel before making a move" trials prank? thats a favourite of mine my mate also signs upto msn and pretends to be a girl that "we used to know"

[Tomm]

does anyone do the "holding rear wheel before making a move" trials prank? thats a favourite of mine

Haha yeah that's great. Although my mate says it's just not funny any more (after about the 3rd time that day ).

[Davetrials]

Me and porter added biff pretendind to be girls and got him to say all kinds a fun shit the posted the whole convo up on here.

[poopipe]

I've remembered another one.

I shagged a girl my mate really wanted to go out with a couple of times before the summer holidays at uni. Then spent the whole summer telling him I'd done it but in a way that made him believe I was taking the piss. When he found out it was actually true about a week after they finally started going out he was furious and didnt talk to me for about a month.

Then there was the time I put a fag out on my mate Toby's neck and he punched me through a pub window. The window was open but the people playing pool inside got a hell of a shock.

some people just can't take a joke

[anzo]

GCSES...I was quing to take my electronics paper with a mate. So for a laugh I rang my 'not so sharp' mate up and convinced him we were quing for a maths exam and he wasn't here (woke him up in bed with the call).

He paniced a hell of a lot and came rushing into school (which I didn't expect) and then ran up to the exam room, got a teacher and explained the he was late for whatever excuse, sat down looked at the paper titled 'Electronics' shouted 'Twat' kinda loud and then stormed off.

He was ok with it all though, and saw the funny side. Still laugh about it now

[Ryan.]

GCSES...I was quing to take my electronics paper with a mate. So for a laugh I rang my 'not so sharp' mate up and convinced him we were quing for a maths exam and he wasn't here (woke him up in bed with the call).

He paniced a hell of a lot and came rushing into school (which I didn't expect) and then ran up to the exam room, got a teacher and explained the he was late for whatever excuse, sat down looked at the paper titled 'Electronics' shouted 'Twat' kinda loud and then stormed off.

He was ok with it all though, and saw the funny side. Still laugh about it now

I am ACTUALLY doing that this term!

[lankyri]

GCSES...I was quing to take my electronics paper with a mate. So for a laugh I rang my 'not so sharp' mate up and convinced him we were quing for a maths exam and he wasn't here (woke him up in bed with the call).

He paniced a hell of a lot and came rushing into school (which I didn't expect) and then ran up to the exam room, got a teacher and explained the he was late for whatever excuse, sat down looked at the paper titled 'Electronics' shouted 'Twat' kinda loud and then stormed off.

He was ok with it all though, and saw the funny side. Still laugh about it now

funny shit

[yoyoyo]

Me and porter added biff pretendind to be girls and got him to say all kinds a fun shit the posted the whole convo up on here.

I remember that.

It got locked didn't it. Should do it again on some new members.

[Mooore!]

A couple of house party ones that we've recently put to the test....

- Cling film over the toilet bowl. We managed to get it absolutely perfect so that it was invisible. All i can say is i'm glad i wasn't the one that had to clear up the mess.

- Blue WKD in the mouthwash. Never fails.

[Davey]

- Blue WKD in the mouthwash. Never fails.

Surely mouthwash in the Blue WKD is a far better one? Drinking mouthwash is much worse than gargling WKD, which I imagine isn't bad at all!

Davey

[Fixed Pants™]

Yeah, blue vkd is nice. Should put some mega strong vodka in it.

I got pranked last december, i'm sure i posted it up before, but here goes... Was at a party, had about 3 beers, then we went onto something stronger... Cocktails n stuff, and 'cos this was like the first time i drunk i was a bit cautious, same as my mates. So the birthday boy made these cocktails, double strength (?) vodka, some blue stuff that was about 20% and lemonade, so everyones drinking this stuff, in large doses ( 3/4 of a normal plastic throw away cup) and i get given one, they ran out of lemonade and decided to give me a really strong unlemonaded one, told me to down it n stuff, f**k me, that was strong. Bastards.

(i guess that's a prank)

Edited April 25, 2007 by Fat Pants

[-RoBBo-]

A really funny one to do at work is:

Ring your mobile off the phone on your desk, and put it on loudspeaker.

Then hide the phone across the other side of the office or wherever in a cuboard where everybody walks past alot. (Or hidden on somebodies desk)

Then simply say random things/noises when people walk past!

Their faces are a picture! looking around to see if anybody saw them jump, or thinking they are weird. Try it

[anzo]

Yeah, blue vkd is nice. Should put some mega strong vodka in it.

I got pranked last december, i'm sure i posted it up before, but here goes... Was at a party, had about 3 beers, then we went onto something stronger... Cocktails n stuff, and 'cos this was like the first time i drunk i was a bit cautious, same as my mates. So the birthday boy made these cocktails, double strength (?) vodka, some blue stuff that was about 20% and lemonade, so everyones drinking this stuff, in large doses ( 3/4 of a normal plastic throw away cup) and i get given one, they ran out of lemonade and decided to give me a really strong unlemonaded one, told me to down it n stuff, f**k me, that was strong. Bastards.

(i guess that's a prank)

Bless. I wouldn't call it a prank though our kid, more of a despiration...or usually a f**king good weekend.

[Fish-Finger-er]

a classic one

but i have always wanted to wire up the horn to the brake pedal of a mates car.

JK

lol, weve come close to that, we wired a big transit horn up a blokes left hand indicator on his car, and stuck the horn in his boot. aparently he was driving down the road, and after the first occassion when he was kinda apologetic by nature(even though he was perplexed as to what hed done, by about the 4th time he was winding down the window, shouting and swearing at the bloke behind him.

aye we did that but put viagra in his drink didn't we bless him

still not quite as quality as what we managed on my mate and his missus. one of me mates was shaggin a stable hand, who had access to a load of horse medicine(which the stable shouldnt really have, but still). including some large tranquilizers that where blue in colour and pretty much the same shape as viagra, just slightly bigger. we sold one to my mates missus one night in the pub, about an hour they left the pub(about 8pm), with us all cheering, and jeerin droppin sly hints to her etc that she was in for the time of her life. 6 in the mornin, we got a phone call "U f**kin c**ts, compos been out cold since 9.30 last night, wat the f**k u done to him". kinda dangerous now we think about it, but ruddy funny all the same.

[Bucky]

best is still on going, had bucky, bondy, feather in a REAL good un, bucky now knows about it, but the other 2 dont, absolutly cracking!!!! im sure bucky will explain more about it though. The one about Mavis and Derek, still "sort" of on going................ To be continued..............

i had a "personal" one with Bondy though, got his number off bucky, pretended to be a girl, flirty/dirty txting, told him to come meet me and he would remember me from the sat night out!!!!(as i had driven him from bingley back to the K2 in keighley, pretending to be a "busty" blonde with 32dd size 10, as sweet as you like!!! told him a time and a place and he turned up it was absolutly priceless the look on his face, it was as if he had been caught with his pants down in year11!!!! couldnt stop laughing for weeks!!!!! he "rekoned" he knew he was being set-up but "curiosity killed the cat!!!" was a real good laugh though.

Waynio.......................

what a classic that night was, bondo turned up and was like ohhh you dickheads!! lmao

dereck!!!! legend, had me going for about 3 months . he rang up the bowling alley when we were all there and they put out a call for me, went to phone and got 'ey up bucky, its dereck, hows this 4 ltr twin turbo astra van??' lmao, soo funny!!! we need to get mark and bondo again soonio.

lil one at work, the workshop controller for some reason brings his tools to work in an old bag(works in office handing out jobs, never needs tools ) and runs past where his bag is every night grabs it an legs it, so one night we bolted it through thw orkbench, hahaha he came running past grabbed the bag and nearly ripped his arm out of the socket!!! woo fun.

another good one is welding someones folding tool box to a bench.

or when someone is driving a car out of workshop, grab keys press to double lock then hold and it closes all the windows, they're sat there locked inside a car in middle of workshop unable to do anything about it with the keys sat on the roof, lmao.

[rocktrials]

a classic one

but i have always wanted to wire up the horn to the brake pedal of a mates car.

JK

Im sure theres a vid of this on the net?!?!?

[Fixed Pants™]