Dan6061 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I just tell people why it doesn't actually have a seat, and how much my bike's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Don't get many comments, either people this end are more intelligent or just couldn't care. Had an old fart ask me quite an original question when I still rode a mod... "is that rear tyre so thick because it makes climbing up mountains easier?" There's another thing that makes me laugh, grumpy old women sitting on benches. If you ride near them and make too much noise, they then start talking to each other very loudly saying abusive things and making sure you hear their conversation. Usually they say stuff like "what a total idiot, i hope he hurts himself" and "i totally agree with you mary, i too hope he hurts himself". All the more fun when you let them complain between themselves for about 10 minutes and then pretend to make a phone call in English - it shuts them up instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim-Hill..Yeah Mate Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 we just get posh/dumb people that just stare at our bikes for about 15+ seconds then say, "so why no seat then?" bessel is awsum, on the big bristol ride, load people riding the concrete plant pots which had like grass in.. women drives down... "oi you twats get off those pots, took the council ages to get those plants up" bessel says "WTF COULD OF MADE THOSE IN 5 MINS WITHOUT USING MY ARMS!"awsum bloke!Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 soem asian pushd me off my biek in brum today outside his shop and told us that out bikes were for pussysdid you not batter them since you have anger problems that are so bad they would put hitler to shame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Ooooh. well.Wheres your seat? Your brakes need oiling! Do a backflip! Nice BMX. Why have you got holes in your rims? Whats that? How much was that? Do a 360!Etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) i have to say,,me and tic ( peter haydon) spoke to the most lovely milfy today, with her cute little child! someone normal for a change! someone with a brain!she was very intersested in our riding and was pleasant.makes me beleive in humanity. Edited April 14, 2007 by Chris Abbey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 someone said to me once 'are those holes in your wheels for air to get in and out on your tyre' JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey23 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 "How do you do that without suspension?""Don't you get tired standing up all the time""Is that a trails bike?""Why would you scratch you're rim like that?""You're Gay""Too cool for a seat?"They are just a few of the things people have said to me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 My all time favorite: Ned "Where's your seat?", Me "It shrunk in the wash." Kept a straight face and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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