ilikeriding Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 What stupid things have people said to you about your bike?, So far i have, does it make a cup of tea for that price? and do those holes in your wheels make you go faster?, are they speed holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 mine iswhere's your seatmy normal response is - some chav nicked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 the best one is when they go - are they holes in your rim ? it that the tube ? Dont you get like loads of puctures like that ? .... answer = THINK ABOUT IT YOU IDIOT HOW THE f**k DOES THAT GIVE ME PUNCTURES - THE HOLES ARE ON THE INSIDE OF THE WHEEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 "you have no seat" no shit sherlock. "your brakes need oiled" hmmm sure they do!Had lots, just cant think right now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 "is that a bmx?" is a good one, along with "do a wheelie!"f**k whits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 From trials riders: "Why do you have two bottom bracket shells?" Seriously, morons...From the public: "Is that a bicycle?" No its a f**king giraffe dicknoseSome people are f**king dumb.Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louth Trials Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Some pikey delivering leaflets came up to me and said 'can u do a 360?'I was like 'erm no not really sorry...'But i was thinking 'you F**king pikey Tw*t, get your eyes off my bike or i am gunna rip off your testicles (if he had any,-one of his pikey friends had probably nicked them!) put them in a blender and feed them to you through a straw!...'But he probably had an bloody telescopic Bazuka up his arse ready to shoot me with...so a bad idea to say that!To sum that up--- i hate pikeys.No offence to any Pikeys ont forum...Drew x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) "oh no did someone steal your seat?"No, it got lost in the post so I got fed up and decided not to use one anymore, f**king royal mail. Edited April 14, 2007 by alexmitcho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Some chavs asked Ben/Nick if they can do backflips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 soem asian pushd me off my biek in brum today outside his shop and told us that out bikes were for pussys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 i had some super squeeky maguras and was doing a small line in town and some tosser said to me "you ought to get some oil on those breaks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben@LeicesterTrials Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 soem asian pushd me off my biek in brum today outside his shop and told us that out bikes were for pussysHaha not that silly twat were them square walls are? You should of banged the nob out lol .. he goes ape when people ride there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I guess this is stupid - When we ride London, there's a shop that we stop at for refreshments, and normally, there's 25+ of us, she lives above this shop (shop lives below her), she tells us to go away every single time she hears brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Today some fat bird in the station looked at me and said wheres your seat, i said they don't have them and she pushed me and called me a rude boy. No one else saw though as we were dying to get on a train lol.I know thats common, but i figured i'd share my story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 soem asian pushd me off my biek in brum today outside his shop and told us that out bikes were for pussysLmao...He was an idiot....I'm the lad whos' monty you had a go of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) Bessell was the funniest when he rode and the asian called him a cock monkey or something lol. He's a complete tit, he didn't even have customers o.0 Edited April 14, 2007 by Barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 the most common is obviously "Where's Your seat" to which i respond " oi you dirty chav give it back!" and then we seem to always get asked by chavs " So how much is that worth mate?" enough lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Lmao...He was an idiot....I'm the lad whos' monty you had a go of.that monty was sex and that guy is the biggest cock ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryabean Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 if i ride past chavs and sqeak my brake they usually say "oi nob ed weres you seat" or "i did your mum" thats nice mate iv been chased aswel for sqeaky brakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Bessell was the funniest when he rode and the asian called him a cock monkey or something lol. He's a complete tit, he didn't even have customers o.0He well wanted a fight the got all in my face and everything willy dont he know i am an essex boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 that monty was sex and that guy is the biggest cock everLol thanks...I'm awaiting the vid of him now...On topic someone once told me 'Oi mate,you're good...Keep at it and you could be world champion one day.' He meant it in a serious way which is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewholdsworth Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 to the usual question of "where's ur seat" i tend to now reply"your mum borrowed it to go f**k herself with"when running maggies people used to annoy me intensely by tellin me to "oil my brakes" yes because putting a lubricant on a braking surface works well 100% of the time.best one ever though was "why do you do this stuff its f**cking stupid" said to me by some chav about 18/19 years old bottle of white star cider in hand. so i told him "for the adrenaline rush"............now this is the funny/disturbing bit..........he told me "ur an idiot you get the same rush of pills, without all the risks" (to make this more chav like insert random expletives, inits and mans where appropriate and where not appropriate to make it unintelligable) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 there are three types of people that comment things like the above.Old PeopleChavsand Ash Kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 How about stupid things you replyed with?Chav - "Were ur seat mush?"Me - "Well I was rather randy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 How about stupid things you replyed with?Chav - "Were ur seat mush?"Me - "Well I was rather randy"Hahaha, ill use that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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