poopipe Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I think you have misunderstood what I'm saying, I'm saying masturbating REDUCES the risk of cancer not gives you cancer!!!!DaveyI'll clear this up..We established in an earlier thread on this subject that the man-milk produced during masturbation is carcenogenic. So, while masturbation reduces your risk of cancer any lady unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the expelled solution is doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20inchsuperstar Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 once a day, more if i get bored and have nowt to do..as for the eyesight, after having a private hand party once, i lost 75%of my vision and fell down the stairs when i came out the bathroom..If in doubt, bash one out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I before bed, finishes off the night nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 once a day, more if i get bored and have nowt to do..as for the eyesight, after having a private hand party once, i lost 75%of my vision and fell down the stairs when i came out the bathroom..If in doubt, bash one out! i'm prety sure the blindness is from sitting down/standing up quickly etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20inchsuperstar Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 i'm prety sure the blindness is from sitting down/standing up quickly etci had it for three hours afterwards which was queer.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Have about 1 a day. My record for one day is 18. Tried to beat the world record. I failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Have about 1 a day. My record for one day is 18. Tried to beat the world record. I failed.just out of interest...what is the current world record on it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 i was told it was about 30 i think. i had a piss after and my bell was buzzing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you don't wank for like a month, in theory your testosterone should be sky high, therefore your oestrogen should be pretty high aswell to suppress all the testosterone. Does this mean that if you didn't wank for a month and then suddenly beasted like 10 wanks in a day you'd still have high oestrogen and chance of growing tits and vagina?(oestrogen being the female hormone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you don't wank for like a month, in theory your testosterone should be sky high, therefore your oestrogen should be pretty high aswell to suppress all the testosterone. Does this mean that if you didn't wank for a month and then suddenly beasted like 10 wanks in a day you'd still have high oestrogen and chance of growing tits and vagina?(oestrogen being the female hormone)if that works it'll take a huge strain off the NHSwho's going first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Lol im glad i keep a fairly constant daily schedual then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Lies.Nope, It's called self control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Nope, It's called self control.You still jizz when shagging so its pretty much the same lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yeah but I don't wank. I promised Abby and myself I wouldn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Yeah but I don't wank. I promised Abby and myself I wouldn't do it.lmfao!!!!!because it's wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Nope, It's called self control.Yeah but I don't wank. I promised Abby and myself I wouldn't do it.What! Are you a Jehovah's Witness or something? If any girl makes you promise to do that, she's either very religious or very wierd. Or is she insecure and scared you might like your old sausage more than you like her?Strangeness in deed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Maybe she just likes taking a bigger load? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Am i the only one who doesnt wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 No. She bet me I couldn't go without doing it and I won. Since then I just haven't needed to really. Have sex often enough not to need to wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 But you said you 'promised'. That sounds more serious that a bet to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Well she bet me and I promised not to do it. Either way I say it I haven't had a wank since august. What's so hard to understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 once a week usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
531joshua Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Varies... On average once a day, 7 is my record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Whenever the mood strikes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 I can not believe this picture has not been posted yet, it was bound to come up eventually..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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