zoo Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I wish I didn't masturbate so often, usually twice a day (when I wake up and when I go to bed)If I don't have a wank for 2 days I'm soooo horny its unreal, end up smiling an flirting with any semi atrractive girl I come across. But then it becomes really hard to keep my hand from shaking my willy.Christ if I don't wank for about 2 hours I get horny lol...Ask my friends about it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Christ if I don't wank for about 2 hours I get horny lol...Ask my friends about it lol.yea, scopse you've met your match with this guy. He'll shag just about anything lol, if his hand isn't redily available. pretty scary at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 THANKYOU!My mum now thinks that TF is a PORN SITE! Becuase she only read this threads title!again..THANKYOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 You should of got her to reply to itAlexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 THANKYOU!My mum now thinks that TF is a PORN SITE! Becuase she only read this threads title!again..THANKYOU!LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Haven't done it once since last august. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 You should of got her to reply to itAlexxxI can guess what her responce would have been......"This is a horrible thing to post in such an open manner of a forum. Little children could see this! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Cool, I'm not abnormal Apparently there are loads of good sides about not not playing a solo on the devils clarnet - like that you become more polite or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 since ive moved into our new house..Benn here nearly 2 months..think ive only had about 10 wanks.i literally dont have time in the day. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Haven't done it once since last august.What do you do with youre life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 What do you do with youre life?When he says he hasnt, he means that his gf does it for him.Still counts as wanking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 She doesnt do it for me love. I literally haven't had one since august lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Cool, I'm not abnormal Apparently there are loads of good sides about not not playing a solo on the devils clarnet - like that you become more polite or something?Nice, because we're all real concearned about how polite we are, lol.As good sides go that is fairly lame, especially when you compare it to the good sides of masturbation, such as cutting the risk of prostate cancer by a third by flushing out carcinogens. So yeah, if you don't particulatly want to lose one nut, both nuts or your life then get soloing!Oh and devils claranet?.... are you dead serious?Davey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 wtf.. I don't get it... How is wanking any different from sex? Tey both make you leave your load behind (flushing out them thingies). Same with eye sight or w/e, saying wanking makes you have bad eye sight, you're still orgasming if you have sex or wank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 God decides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Haven't done it once since last august.Lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 wtf.. I don't get it... How is wanking any different from sex? Tey both make you leave your load behind (flushing out them thingies).It isn't any different you're quite right. Get rid of it any which way you like. Oh and Davey Davey, look up what a prostate is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 (edited) It isn't any different you're quite right. Get rid of it any which way you like. Oh and Davey Davey, look up what a prostate is I'm fully aware of what a prostate is thanks, what's your point Tomm?Before you continue I should point out a close friend of mine had prostate cancer so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm chatting about. If you have had it or know anyone who has do feel free to correct me but I don't have it confused with testicular cancer if that's what you're thinking. Firstly as far as I know masturbation doesn't have any affect on the risk of testicular cancer but it does on prostate cancer, hence me mentioning it. Secondly if you are referring to me saying about losing nuts and maybe that's where you think I'm getting mixed up well prostate cancer is treated by removing one or both testicles, cant remember exactly how it works but something to do with hormone levels or something!So yeah, how about you look it up Tomm?Davey Edited April 1, 2007 by Davey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I'm fully aware of what a prostate is thanks, what's your point Tomm?Before you continue I should point out a close friend of mine had prostate cancer so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm chatting about. If you have had it or know anyone who has do feel free to correct me but I don't have it confused with testicular cancer if that's what you're thinking. Firstly as far as I know masturbation doesn't have any affect on the risk of testicular cancer but it does on prostate cancer, hence me mentioning it. Secondly if you are referring to me saying about losing nuts and maybe that's where you think I'm getting mixed up well prostate cancer is treated by removing one or both testicles, cant remember exactly how it works but something to do with hormone levels or something!So yeah, how about you look it up Tomm?DaveyOne thing though... we aint bothered to be honest... masterbating is good for you... does everyone produce cancer though masterbating? no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 (edited) I'm fully aware of what a prostate is thanks, what's your point Tomm?Before you continue I should point out a close friend of mine had prostate cancer so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm chatting about. If you have had it or know anyone who has do feel free to correct me but I don't have it confused with testicular cancer if that's what you're thinking. Firstly as far as I know masturbation doesn't have any affect on the risk of testicular cancer but it does on prostate cancer, hence me mentioning it. Secondly if you are referring to me saying about losing nuts and maybe that's where you think I'm getting mixed up well prostate cancer is treated by removing one or both testicles, cant remember exactly how it works but something to do with hormone levels or something!So yeah, how about you look it up Tomm?DaveyReread wht you said. Lol wow so wanking can save my prostate koolio. Edited April 1, 2007 by cal d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Davey is right, masturbating protects you against prostate cancer.I still prefer to think about a hot bird while having a wank. It turns me on more than the idea of not having cancer in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D a n n y. . . Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Davey is right, masturbating protects you against prostate cancer.I still prefer to think about a hot bird while having a wank. It turns me on more than the idea of not having cancer in the future.ayee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 One thing though... we aint bothered to be honest... masterbating is good for you... does everyone produce cancer though masterbating? no.I think you have misunderstood what I'm saying, I'm saying masturbating REDUCES the risk of cancer not gives you cancer!!!!Davey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I think you have misunderstood what I'm saying, I'm saying masturbating REDUCES the risk of cancer not gives you cancer!!!!DaveyGot an excuse to masturbate in the GP's waiting room now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 good for the prostate, bad for the eyesight.this thread > homoeroticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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