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hehe, good ol ground zero, evil shit, my mate has been round most of the pub making people cry with his bottle

Yeh, I had some of that, hot shit. Lump of it on my finger, didn't make me cry though ;) Shitty taste wouldn't leave my mouth for ages though (I hate the taste of chilli sauces). Ruined my sausage roll :(

Another lad at school, who is a bit of a dumb gimp, had like a huge lump straight into his mouth.

Was sick and drunk about 2/3 pints of milk to try and get rid of the burnin'

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i went out on saturday night and i got reminded that it was april fools so wen i was walkin home at bout 4 am i saw the road works so we moved it around and blocked the road so no one could get in to town but i think that was more me bein a twat more than an april fools. but my mate did the best he recorded the national lottery from the week before and he brought a lottery ticket and filled in the winning numbers from the week before then he just played the tape and pretended he one the lottery and his parents started crying of joy lol.

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