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Okay guys!

Standard procedure....

4 Days and counting till April Fools day (thats the 1st of April for you thicko's (Fat Pants))

What are you going to do? What have you done in the past? What is the best thing to do?

I'll start things off, because I know you lot take abit of motivating... Okay last year just done the usual clingfilm over the toilet seat unfortunately though they took a piss standing up, anyway it's getting abit boring and I want to do something abit more original this time.

Fire away pranksters.

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Last year, beacuse my uncle owns an electrician company, the night before April fool's i went to his house for tea, he went to tesco, and when he came back i gave him the local sea life sanctuary's number and said MR C. LION wanted some plugs fitting. It was was was 8 o' clock so he decided to ring him in the morning. i left later that night. I got a threatening text for him the following morning . i rang him and just laughed!!!

Drew...

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Sit down, looks unconsious with 3 tubs of empty paracetamol on the floor with a few tablets scattered.

Im not being held responsible for any, panic attacks, strokes, heart attacks or similar.

Nice!!! Great idea, I might just try it :D

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Well, you know those tricks that involve Tobasco sauce? The hottest Tobasco sauce being 7000-8000 Scoville units - a measure of chilli 'power'.

Well, you could get this. Opposed to Tobasco's 7000-8000 Scoville Units, this measures at 16,000,000 Scoville Units. Hot ey?

That'd be the sort of thing to make someone happily cut off their own tongue :lol:

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Well, you know those tricks that involve Tobasco sauce? The hottest Tobasco sauce being 7000-8000 Scoville units - a measure of chilli 'power'.

Well, you could get this. Opposed to Tobasco's 7000-8000 Scoville Units, this measures at 16,000,000 Scoville Units. Hot ey?

at 245 GBP be my guest.

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He said he had won a fair amount of money on the tv show the mint..and that he was gonna give his bike away to the person who guessed its name,and treat himself to a new one.

I think I remember it being about guessing it's name anyway.

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ive got da bomb ground eor or something, the one rthat's around 230,000 it's f**king excellent on toast!

a tiny bit on the tip of a fork prng made my mate cry to give you an idea.

hehe, good ol ground zero, evil shit, my mate has been round most of the pub making people cry with his bottle

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