Hendrix Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 This has been around ... but it is always funny!!!Did you Know....For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizermagnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious coupleproduced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, BullSchitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.Sincerely,Crock O. Schitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) Old as hell yes, and it's better with the animation, as else you lose a lot of itStill, thanks for reminding me of it, brought a smile to my face! HERE WE GO Edited March 23, 2007 by Monkey Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htmdamn! you beat me to it!! Edited March 23, 2007 by Hendrixmaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 man thats so cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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