Caleb Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 got of lucky then i gusss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 even tramps get more action than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Threw a load of washing in yesterday, put the conditioner stuff in and we have these big tablets you put in your washing draw...and theres 2 in a pack. I got one out but they were tightly wrapped and one got stuck, so I sort of pinched it and tried to pull it out, when all of a sudden the tablet exploded in my face.Loads of it went in my eyes, mouth, nose and hair. It actually took me down to the floor. The pain was unreal, I felt around for a towel, wet it and put my face on it (by which time my eyes and nose were burning up). Eventually my mum came downstairs and washed my eyes out, which made it hurt more and more.Eventually, after about 20 minutes I was left with very, very sore and bloodshot eyes so I went to lie down. Got up this morning and they were fine, I can still see, which is always a bonus in the morning.Lesson: Don't squeeze washing tablets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 I'm such a goon I just got suspended for 7 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 i just had a massive argument with the person that was going to pay for my 18th, got some but kissing to do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 i just had a massive argument with the person that was going to pay for my 18th, got some but kissing to do...Lolololol, im such a goon, I let some guy from school drive my car, he has passed his test and has traders insurance as his dad owns a garage. Anyways, he got in, thought he was a F1 driver, cained it off up the road, saw the corner coming, braked uber hard, and missed a tree by millimetres...I have never been so scared in my life. I went nuts at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials rules Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 I just found out ive missed out on £230Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'm such a goon I just got suspended for 7 days.I got permanent yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Putting Unleaded in a Diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Slept with my "mates" "ex"...go team. I don't recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 nowhere near as cheap as persuading your girlfriend to go on the pillJust sleeping about it a lot cheaper than having a GF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Just sleeping about it a lot cheaper than having a GF.this guy knows where it's at lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Did you get my pm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 no .................................haha lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'm such a goon I just got suspended for 7 days.WHY?I got permanent yesterday. WHHHHYYYY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 bled my maggie in the bathroom. now there's maggie blood all over the sink and walls, tyre marks everywhere, mud from tyres mixed with water and blood, etc.proper nice place to bleed it, loads of water and things to wipe off on, and good light.meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrico Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Just got into the shower with my socks on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Fell over the stairs with my awesome dinner...Just seen my chicken salad and chips fly 3 foot away from me.....B*****d... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 im such a goon ive let my stupidly hot gf go to spain for a week with out mepissed hotti in a bikinimmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 im such a goon ive let my stupidly hot gf go to spain for a week with out mepissed hotti in a bikinimmmmmmm.I expect half the forum are now on easy jet for the next flight out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyfey Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 I expect half the forum are now on easy jet for the next flight out!HAHA! That actually made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 knocked myself out in my garage by hopping about and head butting one of the metal things the garage door comes up on got a nice lump on my forehead now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Just set my hand on fire whilst being silly with combustion.There's a hole in this lunch box type plastic container in my room, so i decided to spray lynx under it and make all the vapour go into it. Lit the hole and nothing happened, so what do i do? Pick the b*****d thing up and have a 70cm by 70cm fireball nearly set my room and hair on fire and burn my hand!My hand hurts DO NOT DO THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Necrobump I'm usch a goon i forgot that it was a screwdriver in my cannon, not a potato, shot it at about 45* out of my garden, can't see any ambulances over where it must have landed.I'm such a goon i just found out what getting launched means, was doing some skids on the field on my minimoto and i opted for a turning type skid, got launched about 6 ft! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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