trials rules Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Just though this thread could lighten up some poor person's day!I just had the kitchen tap on full and managed to pull the handle off.. oops.Anyway lets hear how you made arses of yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Signed up to facebook at a time when I've got shit loads of coursework and a dissertation that I should be doing. There goes 3 hours already.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Ordered 100 condoms under my moms name... Without changing the address and who it's been sent to.Also bought 2 hunting knives off ebay, still haven't come yet, but to make sure my mom doesn't see them, I've been waking up at 6:30 each morning to see if they have come yet... Early mornings suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 my mom was selling her car and someone rang about it and said have you got a car for sale and i thourght they said cow so i said no sorry ring the farm bye and hung up lolthen they rang and i said we dont do cows and mom said beau you nob its car lol.think they had it in the end well someone did lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 We just had a small power cut blip for half a second, and my computer is the only one in the office to manage blowing the network card, hense forth...cant do any work until end of the day! yay!still feel like a goon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) Bought a new plastering trowel on friday, f**king awesome, cost me £30!! and then went and dropped it today, in front of all the college lads... and bent the corner bathturd!! Edited March 12, 2007 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Forgot to put the toilet seat down before attempting to sit on it. Result, me sat in the toilet. Didn't think i'd actually fit in a toilet, seems i do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Forgot to put the toilet seat down before attempting to sit on it. Result, me sat in the toilet. Didn't think i'd actually fit in a toilet, seems i do...It's worse when your drunk and fail to realise the lids down and you shit on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Scratched my car on the stone gate post yesterday Drove into the coal bunker just now ahahaha. not looking good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 i cant stop farting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Same, but i ate 3 tables spoons worth of cruncy peanut butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Forgot to put the toilet seat down before attempting to sit on it. Result, me sat in the toilet. Didn't think i'd actually fit in a toilet, seems i do...Try sleepwalking an pissing in the kitchen bin instead of the toilet while your mum has guests round ... Well, least i don't remember doing it I'm such a goon i just told my art tutor at uni that i thought art having meanings was bullshit crap thats only come about in recent times and that people in the old days painted landscapes because they were nice, and in unusual styles to be original, not because they had psycological issues and were trying to convey political ideas at the time.... It doesn't go down well, and i seriously did think she was going to hit me . Ah well, tomorrow i can tell them minimalistic art is a practical joke by the artists on the people that buy it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I came in after a night out drinking a few months ago and my entire family were stood around chatting in my kitchen. I went in there to get a glass of water, filled the glass up at the tap and instead of tipping the water into my mouth i just poured it all over my face, haha!After that I apparently stood in the middle of the kitchen just swaying and I couldn't talk properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I came in after a night out drinking a few months ago and my entire family were stood around chatting in my kitchen. I went in there to get a glass of water, filled the glass up at the tap and instead of tipping the water into my mouth i just poured it all over my face, haha!After that I apparently stood in the middle of the kitchen just swaying and I couldn't talk properly Ha ha, new years i walked home from my mates at 3 in the morning after two bottles of bubbly, half a bottle of gin and a shed load of beers. I threw up in the kitchen sink, left it there. Went upstairs, threw up in that sink too, left it there. Then walked into my parents room, walked into the corner of the bed, fell over, twatted my head on the table behind me (cracked the table )shouted "F****** C****!", then when they tried to help me up i told them to "F*** O**! and get out of my room", I then got draged into my own room and promptly threw up on the bed and fell asleep in it.I have never been that drunk before and never intend to be again :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Fell off riding at lunch on pallets, and headbutted one proper hard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Ha ha, new years i walked home from my mates at 3 in the morning after two bottles of bubbly, half a bottle of gin and a shed load of beers. I threw up in the kitchen sink, left it there. Went upstairs, threw up in that sink too, left it there. Then walked into my parents room, walked into the corner of the bed, fell over, twatted my head on the table behind me (cracked the table )shouted "F****** C****!", then when they tried to help me up i told them to "F*** O**! and get out of my room", I then got draged into my own room and promptly threw up on the bed and fell asleep in it.I have never been that drunk before and never intend to be again :$Hahahahathats f**king ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Ordered 100 condomsWhere from, and how cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Came home whilst drunk couldn't open the door and when it did went straight over after it.Then was in front of the fridge when my brother opened it and i went straight over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Where from, and how cheap?nowhere near as cheap as persuading your girlfriend to go on the pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feste Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 nowhere near as cheap as persuading your girlfriend to go on the pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 I did a good one. Went to a friend's 21st and we were all staying at different people's houses because there were so many of us. I was sent round to some girl's house (never met her, she hadn't been out drinking I don't think) and was given the living room floor. Fair enough, so, feeling pretty sick after too many beers, I got my sleeping back out and went to sleep.Next morning I woke up, and could here girl's voices - angry, pissed off girl's voices that I didn't recognise. I went back to sleep, and woke up again to find the place quiet, so I got up. Reaching the kitchen, I found this trail of puke going across the floor, up the cupboards, onto the draining board, over the 'clean' dishes and a little bit in the sink. And then I had a fuzzy flashback of stumbling through the house at some point during the night with sick bursting to get out of my gob... still, at least I got some of it in the sink. Wasn't too popular there, so I mopped up quick and did a runner, and popped back later to stick a new washing up bowl on the doorstep!!(Still, doesn't really compare to some of the stories in the FHM true stories book I got one year for Xmas... some of them were wrong!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Friday night did the usual but personified, had a few bottles of wines, carling and some brandy, nearly pulled a homeless bird hahahahahasooo sooo lucky my brother and ricky found me when he did, much love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 nowhere near as cheap as persuading your girlfriend to go on the pillNo where near as cheap as getting her to take it in the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Friday night did the usual but personified, had a few bottles of wines, carling and some brandy, nearly pulled a homeless bird hahahahahasooo sooo lucky my brother and ricky found me when he did, much loveMy housemate told us all a story the other week about his mates from back home (he lives in Newquay). Anyway his mates were walking home and were bored, ended up talking to a tramp and then went twos up on her!! sick or what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 My housemate told us all a story the other week about his mates from back home (he lives in Newquay). Anyway his mates were walking home and were bored, ended up talking to a tramp and then went twos up on her!! sick or what.ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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