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What Came first the chicken or the Egg?

Well the chicken came first of course!

Life started as tiny organisms until one day the genetic structure of this organism changes to create a new species. Well this chain of evolution continues and continues until one day, a chickens predicesors (sp?) genetic structure changes and wham bam kazam! We have a chicken, then the chicken starts laying eggs, and this cycle will continue, until one day the chicken evolves again!

Thats what i think anyway, what about you guys?

P.S very bored at this early hour.

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i never said i've come up with evolution :blink: i said i've solved the question of 'what came first the chicken or the egg?' by explaining evolution it is my belief that i have just solved what came first, being the chicken. I'm pretty sure your going to come back and try to go one better than me. So please don't bother posting if you are :rolleyes:

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i never said i've come up with evolution :blink: i said i've solved the question of 'what came first the chicken or the egg?' by explaining evolution it is my belief that i have just solved what came first, being the chicken. I'm pretty sure your going to come back and try to go one better than me. So please don't bother posting if you are :rolleyes:

congratulations you are the first person to have ever thought that yay

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Surely the egg came first.

The chicken evolved from some other bird-like creature that also layed eggs, thus the egg came first.

seconded.

I'd say this other bird-like creature layed an egg with a mutation which pretty much is the chicken as we know it today.

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chickens came first, an un incubated egg (i.e one that has no chicken sitting on it) will die/be eaten, same way the first creatures were all probably full size from day one so they could fend for themselves etc.

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there is no answer.

it will always come back to..what laid the egg then..or where did the chicken come from

If you believe in evolution there is really only one answer. Like ReverendJQ said, the egg came first.

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Surely the egg came first.

The chicken evolved from some other bird-like creature that also layed eggs, thus the egg came first.

Thats pretty much it. Some bird like creature lays an egg, and instead of being another bird like creature this on is deformed and is in fact a chicken.so it wasn't a chicken who laid the egg, but a chicken sure hatched from an egg. Hence, egg came first.

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unless there is an adam and eve type situation where god magically created two humans. lol

perhaps everything is a spawn of this conspiracy

yea, but then adam an eve had 2 sons kane & abel, either thye had sex with each other an produced a kid,or they slept with there mother, and as we all discend from them, were all inbred.

but nah, as has previously been said, the genetic mutation would of come in egg form, and hatched to become a chicken

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so a micro organism came from an egg? :unsure:

no the egg was physically excreted from the micro organism (which by that time had evolved to a chicken like piece of poultry)

I cant see how this theory is wrong really. because surely a micro organism wouldn't evolve to an egg? and even if it did then it would be stuck inside the egg, not reproduce and have a pretty boring life

I say chicken too. Good theory!

always the ultimate question (apart from the stig) is the question "why?"

the answer the dumb philosphists couldn't think if is "because"

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I think lifes biggest question is;

WHO IS THE STIG?!

People found out who the black stig was, thats why he was killed off.

Then they say the new stig is lots of different people with experience with each car (hence why he is so good) or an old f1 driver.

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always the ultimate question is "why?"

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No one is saying that chickens come from some micro-organism that has laid an egg. Obviously there are a few (millions of) steps in between. But ultimately, there would be some kind of chicken-esque creature (I think we should call it a dickin) that laid an egg that was slightly different to the other dickin eggs around. This egg hatched and was immediately outcast by all the dickins because it looked different. However, this new 'chicken' was twice the size of a normal dickin and as such conferred a natural advantage, as it could beat up all the dickins. So eventually there were no more dickins, only chickens.

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What if the [slightly before the chicken] layed the egg, and then the chicken came out?

So the last bit of evolution happened via egg.

If that makes sense? :unsure:

Bicken [what i've called it] layed the egg, that contains the chicken.

Yeah?

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What if the [slightly before the chicken] layed the egg, and then the chicken came out?

So the last bit of evolution happened via egg.

If that makes sense? :unsure:

Bicken [what i've called it] layed the egg, that contains the chicken.

Yeah?

that's the most sensible argument.

however,

since chickens are actually no more than highly evolved cauliflowers and as such reproduce asexually all this stuff about eggs is bollocks.

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but which one was inside which ?

They were both formed at the same time. 2 seperate entities. there was an egg inside the chicken, and a chicken inside the egg.

Both formed at the same time.

Thats scientific fact kids, FACT.

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