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Have You Ever Been Insulted While On Your Bike


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Whiteboy got called a skinny blonde fanny by some chavs once.

I've only ever had one person seriously insult me when on my bike; called me an 'ignorant wanker who couldn't give a damn about society.'

Then Piptrix (hard b*****d motherf**ker parkour tracer) came and stood behind me and growled at the guy untill he walked away.

Rich

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jaime pedrosa takes the win

got called a 'f**kin fat bas***d' by a policeman, in a car, who promptly sped away.

anyways, as new members, wait til you've been riding about 10years like some of the members on t-f, and you won't even notice people shouting at you anymore!

oh, almost forgot, me and salty were 'attacked' by a 90 year old war veteran whilst sat on our bikes having a rest at gala bingo. no provocation, just parked next to us, got out, grabbed salty by the shirt and punched him in the head! then he went for me as well! got it on camera too, which was lucky, because he had the police come down accusing us of attacking him! was funny, because the police gave him a right bo****king and asked if we wanted to press charges. we graciously declined, but made them aware that it'd be totally different if we didn't have video evidence. they would have just treated us as your average young white trouble makers, and we'd probably have gone down for assault, having done absolutely sod all!

smithy

You really do need to post up that video!!! lmao!!

Ryan...

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A sticker on my frame reads 'My other ride is your daughter', that always gets attention.

A police woman told me to stop doing 'skids and funny sh*t' or she'd confiscate my bike for being a 'menace to the towns people' (who the hell still talks like its 1901?)

Random chavv insults culminating in a large scale ruckass on the seafront, Mods and Rockers style.... that was fun.

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I get it regularly, i think its because im the only person they have seen with a funny bike, but I have a seat and normal sized wheels, I just hop on things, which just annoys them. Never mind. I cant be dealing with there abuse.

Ill ride tonight, and ill see how much abuse I get, and ill tell y'all

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i always seem to get mistaken for a little kid when im riding in a helmet because im a short f*cker so therefore get abuse from tiny little rat children (chavs) that think they are going to push me off and steal my bike. the chances of this are indeed rather low as im 20 and not exactly tolerant of the toe rags.

Its the kids who turn up and ask you how much your bike was and that they want a go on it to look out for, there is usually bout 20 of their mates hiding round the corner.lol

F*ck em all!

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nah, prawnwas not happy, the fanny walked into him after he had fallen off, making out that prawn had landed on him, took nicks photo and f**ked off, then later nick saw him again and really politely asked why? and then the willy just started having ago at him, nick listened, and then he just ignored what prawn had said and continued walking, I seriously thought nick was going to loose it

that was absoutely priceless. the bloke obviously took pleasure in trying to fu** with other peoples enjoyment and couldnt show the common courtesy to ask us to move, he was just an old ignorant little man who wanted to feel big and clever. shame really. should dig himself a nice 6'x3'x6' hole put a nice comfy box in the bottom of it, get in and wait for the inevitable to happen at least he'd save someone else having to do it, he'd be doing society a real favour then.

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Yeah always from the oad's (old and dying) this one woman was about 86 and called me a pain in the arse and then she tripped over a curb so i laughed at her and also their is a great wall drop in my local supermarket parking the old geezer who collects the trolleys up called me a hooded youth :S and told me to piss of :blink:

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Three of us met up one day (me mark n will?) started riding into town, me and mark saw this bloke coming on his bike, must of been around 50? and will didnt see him, so will sweverd and missed him by a metre or so, however, for some reason the bloke didnt like this and tried knocking him off.

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jaime pedrosa takes the win

got called a 'f**kin fat bas***d' by a policeman, in a car, who promptly sped away.

anyways, as new members, wait til you've been riding about 10years like some of the members on t-f, and you won't even notice people shouting at you anymore!

oh, almost forgot, me and salty were 'attacked' by a 90 year old war veteran whilst sat on our bikes having a rest at gala bingo. no provocation, just parked next to us, got out, grabbed salty by the shirt and punched him in the head! then he went for me as well! got it on camera too, which was lucky, because he had the police come down accusing us of attacking him! was funny, because the police gave him a right bo****king and asked if we wanted to press charges. we graciously declined, but made them aware that it'd be totally different if we didn't have video evidence. they would have just treated us as your average young white trouble makers, and we'd probably have gone down for assault, having done absolutely sod all!

smithy

can you send me that video or post it please lol

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Where i'm from I actually get praised by the public if I manage to do something I have been trying for a while...Which is odd if you knew what it was like where I live,chavs don't really bother unless they are bigger than me...But i'm normally with my brother in law when I see big chavs so i'm safe as houses.

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