downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) Hey people, me and this lass has just been talkin on msn about things which we have done when little, and would NEVER do it again... lolHeres my experience...I kinda, pee'd on a whasp nest when i was little, and got attacked! Got stung 63 times! Was a stoopid thing to do! But it was alreet, 2 weeks later, me and my cousin dressed up in my bed sheets n stuff, and went to the whasp nest, and blew it up with a sonic FX!!!!! lol, The moral of the story... NEVER pee on a whasp nest.. i could barly move for 4 days, was in a hospital bed for 7 days lol, it hurt THAT bad! lolWhats your experiences?Oh yeah, are whasps menna be out this time of the year?!? there was a MASSIVE one on my mams window just before Edited February 2, 2007 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Firstly. The weather's so warm they havn't hibernated yet, so if it suddenly gets cold, they're just going to drop. When I was little, I regret one thing... Gluing my brothers BMX to the floor. Not the whole bike, just the wheels. He's annoyed me, so I covered the wheels in my dads work "ultra strong" super glue stuff. You could say he was a bit peeved. So much that he threw me across the room, and I now have a scar on my eyebrow from it The moral of that story, don't use glue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't eat cigars, they don't taste nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't eat cigars, they don't taste nice!il keep that one in mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I was an absolute rat-b*****d when I was small, here are a couple of things I wouldn't recommend doing:Asking your Mum who, after a long stressful night working in the hospital, has come home exhausted to "take a seat" on a chair, then proceeding to pull the chair away from her just as she goes to sit down, falling on her ass onto the hard kitchen floor. Hurting her back.Punching your older sister in the nose and giving her a nosebleed, for no good reason whatsoever.Playing video games with an older brother who is obviously going to be better than you due to age and size of hands, getting pissed off and then going psycho at him, leaving him with scars to this very day.Cutting your own hair with kitchen scissors.Edit: On the subject of wasps, having a duel with a wasp, winning and slapping it to the floor then trying to dispose of it with a thin piece of kitchen roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I was an absolute rat-b*****d when I was small, here are a couple of things I wouldn't recommend doing:Asking your Mum who, after a long stressful night working in the hospital, has come home exhausted to "take a seat" on a chair, then proceeding to pull the chair away from her just as she goes to sit down, falling on her ass onto the hard kitchen floor. Hurting her back.Punching your older sister in the nose and giving her a nosebleed, for no good reason whatsoever.Playing video games with an older brother who is obviously going to be better than you due to age and size of hands, getting pissed off and then going psycho at him, leaving him with scars to this very day.Cutting your own hair with kitchen scissors.Edit: On the subject of wasps, having a duel with a wasp, winning and slapping it to the floor then trying to dispose of it with a thin piece of kitchen roll.hahah reminds me of a time when I shot my brother in the balls with a BB gun, he must have only been about 8 and told me to do it so i did...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 hahah reminds me of a time when I shot my brother in the balls with a BB gun, he must have only been about 8 and told me to do it so i did......PMSL!!!!! Sounds Fun!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryallmaster Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Drink and drive! Stupid of me i know, but never again!!!Oh, and never to eat yellow snow again, it doesnt taste nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't go near angry, vicious, young swans. I'll let you guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) When i was little i stuck a screwdriver in a plug socket and blew all the electrics in my house, sparks went flying luckily it was one of those saftey screw drivers so i was ok.I definatly dont want to do that again.Oh yea and i never want to sleep on the top shelf in a cuboard the whole night for 2 quid again either. Edited February 2, 2007 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hey people, me and this lass has just been talkin on msn about things which we have done when little, and would NEVER do it again... lolHeres my experience...I kinda, pee'd on a whasp nest when i was little, and got attacked! Got stung 63 times! Was a stoopid thing to do! But it was alreet, 2 weeks later, me and my cousin dressed up in my bed sheets n stuff, and went to the whasp nest, and blew it up with a sonic FX!!!!! lol, The moral of the story... NEVER pee on a whasp nest.. i could barly move for 4 days, was in a hospital bed for 7 days lol, it hurt THAT bad! lolWhats your experiences?Oh yeah, are whasps menna be out this time of the year?!? there was a MASSIVE one on my mams window just before That'll be a queen bee this time of year, searching for a new nest.Don't carry chairs down stairs with a bin over your head. It only ends in tears and lot and lots of blood. Also making fires in your room. With cotton wool and a flint striker. Then down it all in aftershave. A big no no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) well heres the list!!1. dont go round at 2am sounding off an air horn in random peoples houses, they tend not to like it2. dont try to fit a coat hanger in your mouth! it wont come out again3.dont tie fishing line to peoples knockers on their front door!4.dont make a potatoe cannon that fires 200 ft and fire it at old peoples flats im a little shit!!ryan Edited February 2, 2007 by Sheringham_trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Asking your Mum who, after a long stressful night working in the hospital, has come home exhausted to "take a seat" on a chair, then proceeding to pull the chair away from her just as she goes to sit down, falling on her ass onto the hard kitchen floor. Hurting her back.I laughed so so so hard at that. Very very funny mate. Hahahahahahha. Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 never try to chase someone looking a the floor with a bollard infront of you ended up with split haed new hair dye and lots of blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 i hung over a 150 ft bridge someone jumped off once and did 3 pull ups. dont ask me why some one bet me i think lol. cant turn down a good bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Never stand behind someone when there playing golf ends up in lots of blood and 5 stiches, in your eyebrow. Matt Rushton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't have sex with a fat, ugly girl you pulled in a club....you'll never live it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't have sex with a fat, ugly girl you pulled in a club....you'll never live it down.nmt_oli on here did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Also making fires in your room. With cotton wool and a flint striker. Then down it all in aftershave. A big no no.Few months ago, broken air zooker (elastic broke) filled it up with lynx, lighter through the hole where the handle used to be, boom, nearly, so nearly set my blind on fire.4.dont make a potatoe cannon that fires 200 ft and fire it at old peoples flats Should be making one of them tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Dont pull the wires that connect the satelite televison to the persons house out, they dont appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Should be making one of them tomorrow great fun!!! what are you making it with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Pressure rated (if we can get it) PVC tubing basically, think we're gonna get a clickly lighter thingy for ignition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I've got a how to manuel on my comp, if you want it catch me on msn dude.Use guttering pipe. Cheap and strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitbat Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Don't have sex with a fat, ugly girl you pulled in a club....you'll never live it down.Ditto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Get Married Seriously, do get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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