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so yesterday on t-f and needed a piss got up and had such a big headrush it all went white and i lost my balance and bashed my head on the doorframe and fractured my right wrist!!

Damn

i wont be able to ride for a while, just after i fixed my bb

its fate telling me not to ride!

makes me sick.....................................

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The question is... did you piss yourself. :P

I pissed myself once when i was little and my sister pushed me off the climbing frame and i landed head 1st onto concrete floor!

was out cold for 5 mins and woke up in a puddle and a very supprised sister lol

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I pissed myself once when i was little and my sister pushed me off the climbing frame and i landed head 1st onto concrete floor!

was out cold for 5 mins and woke up in a puddle and a very supprised sister lol

Certain things need to be kept secret to save your pride. That was one of them. :P

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Certain things need to be kept secret to save your pride. That was one of them. :P

Did i start with any pride in the 1st place then? :o god i feel loved you think that much of me!

and yeah EVRYTHING went white!

i passed for like 40 mins befor my dog started to eat my hood, thanks Fig!

Happened to me a few times its pretty funny just enjoy the high! and wear your helmet arround the house lol. no my x had something to do with less irom sounds something like amnesia but its not your head you have to drink LOADS of guiness or summink??

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Well, i didn't want to say anything in front of all these other boys.

Who knows what they'd think of me.

well its like all your muscles relax or something? supprisingly enough i dont remeber ANY of it!!! lol

MORAL OF THE STORY: Dont stand on a metal bar 10 foot up with your jelous sister chasing after you!

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i just did the worst thing, managed to give myself a ballshot in the shower with the soap, owwwwwy

My mate just had his scrot cut open to had a lump remove and they had to stitch him back up

unknowingly the next day sam walked upto him and gave him the biggest bell flick ever

the stitches in his scrot split and started bleeding..... he had to hobble home lol we laugh about it now! lol

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Ive fainted once ,Another close call the other day on the way to school aswell...But ill tell you what happed when I first fainted,When I yawn and stretch, I go all dizzy and walk as if ive been batty raped for a few sec's (Happens all the time when iam in this position)....But this time I yawned and strectched,Fainted,Fell backwards and my arse landed straight on the corner pointy bit of the table. >_< Woke up around 15-20 sec's later just seeing my friend pointing and rofl-ing at me....I asked him why because I totally forgot what happend.... :(

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  • 2 months later...

Been looking for this thread, i new it was somewere , today, the phone rang , i got up and got it and it was for my brother, knocked on his door and just got a realy bad headrush and just crumpled in a heap on the floor, got up like 5 secs after

was dazed and confused, but went back to TF!!!

, i thought would post it up, should be a headrush thread!! :P

Leo

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