omgnoseat Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 i know exactly what you guys mean even though i don't live in englandwe have no chavs here, but at least 80% (no joke) in my city are either wangstahs or wigersso damn sadthey don't realise what idiots they arethis video clip explains it all i think and lets click a random profile and www.superdudes.nl (populair dutch myspace-ish site)looks who comes up..goddamn i'm always on the bottom of the page, lil bump then..and that chav site is halarious, lets see who can find the chaviest chavthis guy definatly is the best guy on the site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Let's all point and laugh at the chavs!A couple of the chavettes on there are pretty hot though, just the chavs that piss me off, and the chavettes that have ear rings bigger than her mans escorts alloys.Im joining the shit outta that site.You seen the amount of females.Shit face, bag over head, perfect body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 I wouldn't try and chat them up, they're 15 and will get their 21 year old boyfriends on you with their escort and half sovereign rings and cheap gold jewelry from Argos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moto_psycho Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 goddamn i'm always on the bottom of the page, lil bump then..and that chav site is halarious, lets see who can find the chaviest chavthis guy definatly is the best guy on the siteid def say that last "chav" is more emo in le poseur way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I would dude it's just im not a violant person i wish i was so i wouldn't get any tubble but im not which sucks.you havn't got to be violent, just try to walk away first, confidently (as stupid as it sounds). Just say i'm not fighting you, walk off and don't keep looking back at them, then if they hit you go psyco, scream and punch, it'll scare the shit out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 you havn't got to be violent, just try to walk away first, confidently (as stupid as it sounds). Just say i'm not fighting you, walk off and don't keep looking back at them, then if they hit you go psyco, scream and punch, it'll scare the shit out of them.Or run around in a figure of 8 shape with your arms stuck out like little kids do when their pretending to be aeroplanes while making a noise like a car alarm and shouting c**t every few seconds.That'll confuse them so much they'll leave you alone for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano_1 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Thats sooo true, chav's only do anything when their's at least 3x more of them to you, it's soo annoying!Like one time this chav walked past me and did nothing, but then he came back later on in the night with 3 other friends and he came over and tryed starting on me and my mate! dude just get ur matrix's powers out and kick some ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailz222 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 dude just get ur matrix's powers out and kick some ass. hahaha yeah i've been building it up for a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clawz114 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Alright guys, lets see some PICZO chav sites... i remember a while back there was a topic about it and we all laired the $%£& out of them on the shoutboxes and the guestbook, i miss that anyone know of any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Whats surprising is your starting to get little 8-9 year old chavs all in the gear and they just come upto you and ask to go on your bike and if you say no there like " oh yeah well me dad will smack you you dik'ed" i seriously hate them grrr. Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20inchsuperstar Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 im not too violent, and people know ill never do owtbut if they cross that line i go skitz, they shit their pants, get had, i get in trouble, the circle starts againive been kickboxing for 7 years and no-one knows it so its a good secret weapon if you want to avoid conflict, just act confidently and ignore themTake dan the trials man for example, hes a truly sound yet chav dude... their not all badMattLets get the chav joke juices flowing wiht theseWhat do you call a chav girl with no children? under the age of 5what do you call a chav on a bike? a theifwhy did the chav cross the road? to punch someone for no reason whatsoeverHow can a chav tell if their sister is on her period? Their dads knob tastes funny (no offence :$ ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilope-Trials Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 plenty of chavs round here wrobing everything like my mates bike few weeks back and my trials out my shed, terrible int it, f*cking hate chavs, people say im a chav but im not i just like to were comfertable cloths e.g tracky bottoms and sports top ect.... Ant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abe Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 the worst kind off chav are boy racer chavs, they do nothing all day until 3:30 then they bomb up and down the same street where all the schools are on, pick up there girl friend thats in year 9 (there sister) then go up the same street some more in an unesaccery low gear reving the car to bits.Or the ones that are old enough to go to pubs or drive to somewhere fun but instead choose to hang round the "bussie" (bus station) with a 3ltr bottle of white lightning or the park.either way they cause trouble and smash bottles everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano_1 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 the worst kind off chav are boy racer chavs, they do nothing all day until 3:30 then they bomb up and down the same street where all the schools are on, pick up there girl friend thats in year 9 (there sister) then go up the same street some more in an unesaccery low gear reving the car to bits.Or the ones that are old enough to go to pubs or drive to somewhere fun but instead choose to hang round the "bussie" (bus station) with a 3ltr bottle of white lightning or the park.either way they cause trouble and smash bottles everywhere.yeah thats what its like where i live, at west bay they drive up and down all day for no reason. at one point me and some mates were on the way back home some chavs pulled out and for no reason beeped at us and stuck there fingers up at us. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I like chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8grumble Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I like chavs.lol, go joe.seriously.... there not that bad, and if you cantt beat them, make friends with them..... your sorted!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano_1 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 lol, go joe.seriously.... there not that bad, and if you cantt beat them, make friends with them..... your sorted!!!that could work but...normaly around here u so much as look at them and there treating to beat u up.how ever i belive the correct name is PIKEY as people use the work chav for everything lataly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod-Bodger Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 chavs are the worst type of group of people out of all of them. and then when there 12 and 'rudeboys' and come up to you and go ' do a wheelie' or 'bet i can wheelie further then you' and the classic 'lets have a go mate'all the chavs around my area are complete tw*ts and they should be all shot in my view since they try to steal bikes and stuffban the chav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailz222 Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I like chavs.If you like chav's then you've only met nice one's (even though i didn't think there were any nice one's) you should try some of them near me they steel bikes then sell them off, like a bike worth £700 they'll steel then sell off for like 50p bloody annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blommah Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 What is chavs? Gangsta-wannabies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I see it as......Most chavs are alright, but some are just blatently GAY!One stopped his scooter right in front of me last night while I was riding down a steep hill, I had to slide in the road to stop, and I came off. He then goes "what's your f**king problem EMO" Kicks me, then rides off......good bit is, I did get his Liscence plate, and I know where he lives now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailz222 Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 What is chavs? Gangsta-wannabies?Ok a chav is defined as a person who is richer than a pikey but poorer than average, but the one's that are as rick as us are called rude boys, but anyway chav's are people who like to cause trubble and are aggresive people, they like fighting and steeling things (our bikes ) they are the scum of the earth and nobody likes them!hope that helps lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blommah Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Ok a chav is defined as a person who is richer than a pikey but poorer than average, but the one's that are as rick as us are called rude boys, but anyway chav's are people who like to cause trubble and are aggresive people, they like fighting and steeling things (our bikes ) they are the scum of the earth and nobody likes them!hope that helps lol Wicked, here in sweden we call them turkish, no i`m not a racist, come over here and see, i live in a normal house area, 2 km from here is the ghetto with all the arabs, turkish and so on, if something gets stolen or vandalized, you know where too look, of course there are exceptions, i have many foreign friends wich is great.Of course there are swedish that behaves so as well, but it`s far from the majority.A couple of months ago in gothenburg, in angered where all the immigrants live there was an power out in the middle of the night, they destroyed the lines just so they could go out and smash cars and the police couldnt see them.Pussys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby's Baby Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 seriously, just hit em 1st, they never expect it from "non chavs"Um doesn't that just make you one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowman12 Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 yeah chavs suck. where i live, its all the 12 year old "mini chavs" who threaten to beat you up. so you stand there and tell them to hit you and they poo themselves and started stutterring in fear!! y-y-y-you f-f-f-f-f-f-f@$%£&^ EMO. i think emo is their favourite word at the moment!!!i got chased by 2 of the before, but one of them was as wide as he was tall so he couldnt run that far. but the other one kept chasing me, so i slowed down and pulled a stoppie, he ran into the back wheel!!! oh how i loved that day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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