mrturner08 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 well then i just bin sitting down on a chair for about 2.5 hours talking to a sexy police lady. oh yes she was amazingly fit. she said that they found the two lads walking around my local town and are going to interview them. Or even arrest them because my description of them is the same as one of the other officer’s that found them. and the two lads i know them, one of them live next door but one to me. he's abit harder than me and he's bin in prison a few times, i would go kick his ass but you no. so today's bin crazy and there going to be more soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 well then i just bin sitting down on a chair for about 2.5 hours talking to a sexy police lady. oh yes she was amazingly fit. she said that they found the two lads walking around my local town and are going to interview them. Or even arrest them because my description of them is the same as one of the other officer’s that found them. and the two lads i know them, one of them live next door but one to me. he's abit harder than me and he's bin in prison a few times, i would go kick his ass but you no. so today's bin crazy and there going to be more soon. So what if he's abit harder than you. Don't people have baseball and criket bats these days. Serouisly go round to his house with a metal poll and kick the s**t out of him. You can't get done because he tryed braking into your house.Matt Rushton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26inch Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 im so glad i dont live in notts, for f*cks sake breakin in to the house almost next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 So what if he's abit harder than you. Don't people have baseball and criket bats these days. Serouisly go round to his house with a metal poll and kick the s**t out of him. You can't get done because he tryed braking into your house.Matt Rushtonhaha funny thatim so glad i dont live in notts, for f*cks sake breakin in to the house almost next door.i bet you are mate, but its life people are f**ked up/stupid these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Twat the bastads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan the trials man Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Chavs they never give up, why don't they just get a bike ? It would give the thieving bastards something to do, i would have gone out the front door and gone around the back with a rolling pin or a similar object that will do damage eg a rolling pin,DanI bet the police don't come for days, they seem to be more worried about some people that have bikes with no seats causing damage to walls at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) your lucky they didn't try and penetrate you ive herd about these inbred notts lot Edited January 17, 2007 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan the trials man Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 your lucky they didn't try and penetrate you ive herd about these inbred notts lot And i have heard about you welsh men and your sheep shaging obsessions.Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 And i have heard about you welsh men and your sheep shaging obsessions.Danthat statement is offen mistaken with you city folk we shag goats you just think they look like sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 that statement is offen mistaken with you city folk we shag goats you just think they look like sheep haha oh dear!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) lol Edited January 17, 2007 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 You can't get done because he tryed braking into your house.Matt RushtonLmao, i love the logic behind that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blommah Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Breaking in to a neighbour must be one of the single dumbest thing a human could ever do, i would be ashamed to the death if i were him and i met you after this.Dumbest thing besides buying a james blunt cd that is.Nobody is more dangerous than the other these days, since there is tools for everything, what you lack in muscles you gain in an extra large baseball bat.Good luck anyway, i hate people without respect for other humans, breaking in to a house and going through another humans belongings is like raping without the sex part.Sorry for my bad englishCheers.Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Breaking in to a neighbour must be one of the single dumbest thing a human could ever doi agree 110% with you, now today i've got to wait for the police to take some photo's of the damage that has been done but the weather oh dear, its chucking it down now. And the mother of the house (my mum) is going to ring the house insurance people so we can get a new door!So... thanks for the help guys, some had helped. Paul!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Dude, that's pretty shit, what f**king stupid burglars.One of my mates brothers heard someone downstairs in his house at night, so he went down and chased them through a few gardens, and when he rugby tackled and restrained the guy he saw all the scabby chav had nicked was like a carton on juice/milk and a packet of biscuits! I wanna see this video mentioned previously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Nobody is more dangerous than the other these days, since there is tools for everything, what you lack in muscles you gain in an extra large baseball bat.That you can't lift 'cause you lack muscle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Gaz: no youtube no care.hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 what you should of done is... if you could see them from your window you should of opened the window slowly and then got something big enough to knock them out and threw it at them out of the window.lol. we always have theives come in to my shop and if we see them we just beat the shit out of them its the best way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 There was this one kid i used to work with at hellfrauds. He was a funny f**ker, always doing really random and halerios things. Anyway when the local Chav's and Skagheads came into the bike hut (this is in chatham so explains it all), he would take one of them stalls/seat things with wheels on the bottom, and then follow them around the store on that. Haha was so funny some of the looks he got. Amazing how he managed to keep such a straight face too!Hope you catch the lil f**kin poor excuses for theives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 if you could see them from your window you should of opened the window slowly and then got something big enough to knock them out i couldn't do that, a plastic roof was in the way. i would of done if the door was be-low my bedroom, but it was'nt it was like 10 foot infront of the window. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilope-Trials Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 tell the police, iv recent had a robery in my shed and all they took is whats most valuable to me, my trials bike just got it and with in 3 days it was gone i was well angry and went to the police, so that wat i think you should do and maby set up a cctv (camara) Ant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 (edited) tell the police,i have done you retard!! (joking ant). yeah i have done mate lol thanks anyways Edited January 19, 2007 by mrturner08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrOcKeR Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 And i have heard about you welsh men and your sheep shaging obsessions.DanIts us north yorkshire folk were the sheep shaggers. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrturner08 Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Its us north yorkshire folk were the sheep shaggers. lolhahahalol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-liteboy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 wow mate thats a shock my dad had a burglery and he sed to them wen they ran off come near my house again and ill smash your nees to peeces with my hammer to no you now all ways keap a hammer handy lol andy way good luck with caching them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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