Whats Happened To You?

[Shez.sheridan]

Well, not what happened to me, but my trials mate at uni (Coventry).

Apparently he was out riding when a guy nicked his bike (I'm imagining he wasn't on it at the time), the guy legged it & managed to jump in a cab with the bike - running after the cab as it drove away, my mate was gutted; until it got stuck in traffic. He managed to get the bike back, but only after the guy in the cab actually realised that it was infact his & the twat sat in the back had nicked it..the little f**ker managed to get away n'all.

I just used to get the usual gang of tits trying to start a fight. A couple of weeks before I moved to Italy, I was riding past some lad one friday night on my way home..at first he seemed fine as he moved well out of the way so I could continue over the path on the bridge, then the little gimp tried to shove me in the road..I hadn't reached his two mates at this point, who were just coming over the top of the hill.."f*ckin hit that lad on the bike*. What do you do..put down the bike so they can either nick it, or fight you & then nick it...I couldn't ride away (It's a mod). So I just got off & walked towards the little shites (I was 22 & at 17, these little bastards are my size). After taking pot shots at me as I walked along, punching & kicking, the littlest one shouting "I'm gonna cut you, I'm gonna cut you" for the minute he walked alongside me; by which time the other guy had ran back up the bridge to join in - I lost my rag, "f*cking cut me then" & went for them which worked..but because I turned back to get my bike, they started again..the kick in the side of my ribs was the only thing that hurt - it makes me laugh how people just drive buy, watch & do nothing (it was the same the other year when I got my head kicked in after coming out of a pub, by ten to fifteen 16-18 year olds, half of which were girls - that time I was fortunate I spent the nite in hospital & no short term memory.. the next week they slashed a guy's face & his wife's hand as she tried to stop them & pistol-whiped some guy). With 200m until the nearest road, I made a run for it & managed to outrun them over the first 20 metres, which was enough for the lazy twats. Turns out the'd also threatened another girl earlier at knifepoint. Don't miss it one bit. Here I just get the local kids watching me riding.

Now, to be honest I like a fair fight - but if it's 3-1 with weapons, I'm gonna fight dirty too so I spent the last week or two riding with a foot long spanner in my shin-pad..I'm just unhappy I never got to use it.

Derv

[Danny Kearns]

I was out riding at my local in Newcastle not so long ago. So i was at like a really old church trying one of the drop gaps there. So i was on back wheel on the edge of the wall ready to gap, Next you know i have some old woman shouting out of her car window "Do you realize how old them walls are ?" i replied "No sorry i don't study history or really take much notice". She gets out the car hitting me with her handbag screaming at me "You obviously don't realise how old them walls are do you" and i repeated "no" and then i spluttered out "About as old as you" and she hit me once again and got back in her car and she sat there watching me and i quiet happily carried on doing this drop gap and she got bitter and drove off.

Was very strange but hilariously funny.

Dan..............

Edited January 13, 2007 by Danny Kearns

[Gavyn.]

Well, not what happened to me, but my trials mate at uni (Coventry).

Apparently he was out riding when a guy nicked his bike (I'm imagining he wasn't on it at the time), the guy legged it & managed to jump in a cab with the bike - running after the cab as it drove away, my mate was gutted; until it got stuck in traffic. He managed to get the bike back, but only after the guy in the cab actually realised that it was infact his & the twat sat in the back had nicked it..the little f**ker managed to get away n'all.

I just used to get the usual gang of tits trying to start a fight. A couple of weeks before I moved to Italy, I was riding past some lad one friday night on my way home..at first he seemed fine as he moved well out of the way so I could continue over the path on the bridge, then the little gimp tried to shove me in the road..I hadn't reached his two mates at this point, who were just coming over the top of the hill.."f*ckin hit that lad on the bike*. What do you do..put down the bike so they can either nick it, or fight you & then nick it...I couldn't ride away (It's a mod). So I just got off & walked towards the little shites (I was 22 & at 17, these little bastards are my size). After taking pot shots at me as I walked along, punching & kicking, the littlest one shouting "I'm gonna cut you, I'm gonna cut you" for the minute he walked alongside me; by which time the other guy had ran back up the bridge to join in - I lost my rag, "f*cking cut me then" & went for them which worked..but because I turned back to get my bike, they started again..the kick in the side of my ribs was the only thing that hurt - it makes me laugh how people just drive buy, watch & do nothing (it was the same the other year when I got my head kicked in after coming out of a pub, by ten to fifteen 16-18 year olds, half of which were girls - that time I was fortunate I spent the nite in hospital & no short term memory.. the next week they slashed a guy's face & his wife's hand as she tried to stop them & pistol-whiped some guy). With 200m until the nearest road, I made a run for it & managed to outrun them over the first 20 metres, which was enough for the lazy twats. Turns out the'd also threatened another girl earlier at knifepoint. Don't miss it one bit. Here I just get the local kids watching me riding.

Now, to be honest I like a fair fight - but if it's 3-1 with weapons, I'm gonna fight dirty too so I spent the last week or two riding with a foot long spanner in my shin-pad..I'm just unhappy I never got to use it.

Derv

hehe reminds me of a time when i got started on by 8 folk in school (i was a north east youth karate champion at the time) i decked six of them and the other 2 ran away crying, got one of them with a flying sidekick to the head, never seen so many teeth on floor i would say the best thing to is stay on your feet if you go down chances are you won't get back up again and if there bigger than you get so close to them that they cant hit you then punch the bottom of there nose knocks them out instantly.

[Danny Kearns]

hehe reminds me of a time when i got started on by 8 folk in school (i was a north east youth karate champion at the time) i decked six of them and the other 2 ran away crying, got one of them with a flying sidekick to the head, never seen so many teeth on floor i would say the best thing to is stay on your feet if you go down chances are you won't get back up again and if there bigger than you get so close to them that they cant hit you then punch the bottom of there nose knocks them out instantly.

You are just totally thick, Do you really want to be serving a murder sentence for something like that, Do you know that kills people, I too am a black belt in karate, But really dude do not use that move, Because it can push the bone in your nose up through your brain, Really really silly move to use.

Dan..........

[Gavyn.]

i'm quite far from thick you'd be quite surprised how much power it would take to put their nose into their brain beleive me i tryed it once but it does have the instant effect of knocking out and we were taught it as one of those last resort moves all i'm saying is it 'll be one less scumbag on the earth if you do it right but if you don't want to take the risk of killing them then just don't do it or just brake there jaw instead.

[Danny Kearns]

i'm quite far from thick you'd be quite surprised how much power it would take to put their nose into their brain beleive me i tryed it once but it does have the instant effect of knocking out and we were taught it as one of those last resort moves all i'm saying is it 'll be one less scumbag on the earth if you do it right but if you don't want to take the risk of killing them then just don't do it or just brake there jaw instead.

Sensible and good advice given there. Good old jaw breaking, Top stuff.

Dan..........

[Fishy]

Me, bigman, kev, gez, mat and goose all got chased by a crowd of chavs ranging from about 12-18, there was about 20 odd to start, then the crowd developed into about 40. Me bigman gez mat and goose all rode into the train station thinking we were safe. Haha, no we weren't they followed us in. The only thing stopping them from beating us was a ticket barrier and 2 lardy ticket men.

Did I poo it?

Yes. Just a little bit.

[Janson]

haha, reminds me of a london ride last summer.

matt staples knocked a bin over and a bunch of black dudes chased us. they were angry. we rode SO fast in to the train station, where we met police.

it was scary. anyone remember? i am sure staples, tic, me, maybe chai and tim?, andy, maybe wheeler too? dunno, but it was weird.

i have never been bothered neither has anything funny happened to me. the odd hobo i guess but meh.

haha i guess one time this african guy in his 30-40s who was an advertisment paper distributor, asked me if i could teach him trials. i was like, "err i dunno man" and he was really eager. his ways frightened me, like he didnt wanna learn trials at all so i told him i was moving. dont think he was a paedo, but he gave off a strange vibe.

[Fish-Finger-er]

Me, bigman, kev, gez, mat and goose all got chased by a crowd of chavs ranging from about 12-18, there was about 20 odd to start, then the crowd developed into about 40. Me bigman gez mat and goose all rode into the train station thinking we were safe. Haha, no we weren't they followed us in. The only thing stopping them from beating us was a ticket barrier and 2 lardy ticket men.

Did I poo it?

Yes. Just a little bit.

u 4 hit the station, wat did i do, i turned round and rode towards em, idiotic yes, worth it for the pure feeling of adrenaline of doing such a stupid thing, yes, and i escaped with no injuries, no bike loss, and met up with bigman later.

then came and met u at the station for wheel sale. was crazy, coppers everywhere.

so now the wierdest thing to happen to me on a street ride, is some small part of me telling me to ride towards a group of people chasing us.

[rocks370]

After a ride i was walking my girlfriend home and we went past a hotel where a wedding reception was being held.

The bride (off her face) was standing outside having some pictures taken took one look at my bike and demanded that she has her picture taken riding it....

After warning her that my greasy bike would ruin her wedding dress she hops on and complains about not having a seat.....

[Greetings]

5 snakebites on one ride. Guess it counts as unexpected because I only took 1 spare inner tube.

[GuyJames]

I've read through a few of these and they are pretty funny. I don't have anything grand but just yesterday a bunch of chavs, 4 girls, two boys walked past me as I was sidehopping and the fattest girl chav said 'you're wearing a crash helmet, silly fanny'. the girl chavs are worse because they are safe in the fact I'm not going to hit them. annoying being verbally abused for riding a bike safely though.

Guy

[future orange 660]

some chav tried nicking my bike and i said to him hes being watched on cctv and would be caught.. anyway he said give me the bike, i said no and rode off normaly single speed peadlling. he had to walk back to his mates and explain what happened lol

[Fishy]

u 4 hit the station, wat did i do, i turned round and rode towards em, idiotic yes, worth it for the pure feeling of adrenaline of doing such a stupid thing, yes, and i escaped with no injuries, no bike loss, and met up with bigman later.

then came and met u at the station for wheel sale. was crazy, coppers everywhere.

so now the wierdest thing to happen to me on a street ride, is some small part of me telling me to ride towards a group of people chasing us.

I swear you should have a TF postcode.

[Ash-Kennard]

another funny was with myself and dan walker. we were waiting at the train station for some other riders and he was telling me that his siters bike got nicked this morning, and i joked saying that some random guy was on a girls bike, and it was his sisters!!! we rode after him for about a mile, and over took him up a hill (trials gear flat out anyone?) we got round a corner about to jump him. I stepped out and asked "can we have our bike back please?" to which he replied, "err yeah, sorry, i had to take it as i was meeting my mum who was in court, thanks for not calling the pigs" we then left with the bike and gave put it away in his garage. was quite funny

from original thread

Edited January 13, 2007 by ash-kennard

[Ben Beckett]

i was down a usual spot, when some managers from waitrose across the rode phoned the police on me 4 riding on a all,the pigs came down, i ran/rode off but my mate didn't so i went back....as i got there a old man came up to me and started pushing me and saying 'wheres the bell, what warning have you got to let me know your coming, the pig told him to go stand by his car, but the old tit walked off, plus i wasen't allowed to press charges for assult. then bout an hour later we were riding some benches under some shelter due to it raining, then we moved to the middle of town under some more shelter and the same pig pulled up on the path and said to my mate 'you!, coming with me....criminal damage' took him to the waitrose who phoned 'em' fukkin mongs!! left me with his bike. silly willy!! well annoying!!

today, went into town to do some riding/filming and forgot the adaptor for the tripod!! so rang mummy up and asked her to bring it down seein as she was bout to go shopping well annoyed i forgot that adaptor. must have been a jynx from reading this topic the other day!lol.

[Simon]

My friend met his girlfriend of now 10/11 months.

Not much exciting happens on our rides, we get some aids ridden drunk women try to spit on us, about it really.

And really, she had aids, she was really proud of the fact too.

[B.E.A.U]

lol me and my mate andy (oak) killbob on forum are so much of piss heads on a big brum ride brought 8 cans of carlsberg to drink because we couldnt wait untill we got home lol.

I had my planet x stolken in my local park once and i chased him because i can out run anyone on my bike 1 i use to be ranked 2nd in uk for 100msprint for what ever age it was at age of 14 lo land 2 its a trials bike. all his mates come and said were going to kick you inetc i was like ow f**k. Then he said get me a box of fags and ill give you it, i said i have no money and then a girl i know walked past and i said gimmie 3 fags she did and boom i was back on my bike lol.

We have had some things just i cant member any,

[club_card]

The other week we were riding then suddenly about 200 people on bikes came down the road with signs and banners all ringing bells and shouting it was a protest! some law about not being able to lock your bike to lamposts or trees so we decided to join in we rode all over Barcelona blocking off all the main roads all the cars were beeping there were telvision cameras and everything, some people decided to get out the cars and a few fights nearly started.

In the end we all started racing round the big roundabout in the center the police didnt do anything they just watched it was probably the wierdest/funnest ride ive ever been on!

[haydon_peter]

haha, reminds me of a london ride last summer.

matt staples knocked a bin over and a bunch of black dudes chased us. they were angry. we rode SO fast in to the train station, where we met police.

it was scary. anyone remember? i am sure staples, tic, me, maybe chai and tim?, andy, maybe wheeler too? dunno, but it was weird.

yeah I remember that.

I was the one that had to pick up the bin to avoid getting beat to the floor by them, I was the only one who didnt get away cos I was at the back of the group