Concussion Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 if you value your banjo, go very carefully or there will be blood stains from both of you.... and blood on the walls, been there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 I've not been in this situation but I would suggest giving her a massage. I'm assuming that half the difficulty for a girl and her first time is that she's nervous and perhaps tense which could potentially lead to additional uncomfortable friction/pressure. My experience with massage is that its a very effective form relaxation for the mind, through the body.It's something I've noticed though, that when my gf has been nervous or stressed, for whatever reason, she i more prone to discomfort regarding penetration. I might be completely off here though.rohypnol is a lot less effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Cling film everything.rohypnol is a lot less effortI agree with the guy that said this topic was very very wrong .... take it steady. stop worrying. and have fun (both of you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 just put it in her ass and tell her its standard practise..i am not kiddin here, but due to the topic and the timing that is possibly THE funniest thing said on TF. even poopipe might have trouble topping that one. specially as the moment is now lost. im laughing still. legendrohypnol is a lot less effortyou ALMOST topped the comment. NOT QUITE mr pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Garland Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Get a black guy to do it for you, this way, you can never hurt her.As the quote from family guy goes, "If you turn to ear sex, once you go black, you go deaf"I think a black man would sort her out well. Add abit of stretch too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill_393 Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Well, where to begin........I believe the key to this is the use of common garden root vegtables, and a selection of water based lubricants - Please not Petroleum Based Lubricants can rot the Johhny - Provided she is taking the baby stopping pills of course.Spode gave me this advice on the finer details of penetration, as believe me he has tried many things!Leave the rest to your imagination!By the way, are you going for easy pink or difficult brown? As this may change the above................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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