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My new years eve' is going to suck.

I am going to a party, It should be a pretty good one at that.

However, I am not able to stay, the owners' of the property of the party wish me not to stay as it is a house full of females. Basically.

So I have no hope of getting a taxi, I'm not walking 25 miles, and NO one is able to give me a lift.

I want to party and drink of course and the only way for me to get home is to drive, but of course I hear you say, "YOU DICK". Well, I have no choice in the matter.

I packed 16 bottles of wife beater (Stella) and four cans of becks in my bag before I realized that I had no way of returning home.

The legal driving limit is 80mg of alcy to 100mg of blood, thats roughly the same as 4 UK units. A can of Becks is 2.2 units, and a bottle of wife beater is 1.5. Therefore if I take one of each I will consume 3.7 units.

Going on the basis that I'm a pretty big f**ker, and I'll be drinking steadily all night with water here and there, I think I'll be a-ok.

Wish me luck.

Baz

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george_seamons Too Much Spare Time

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Normally, I would lock something as stupid as this. But you deserve all the shit you get as far as I'm concerned.

Why do you HAVE to drink? Do you HAVE to be drunk to have a good time?! Do you really suck that much?!

This is probably THE most stupid post on trials-forum of 2006. Congratulations.

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Tom_ Too Much Spare Time

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HAHA! hes drunk on his own at home (Y)

But he has a point you could sleep in the car. OR get wankered off your face and then hope that the owners of the establishment take pitty and dont allow you to drive home...

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE. if you cant stay anywhere dont drink ...simple?

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chrishayton Too Much Spare Time

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My new years eve' is going to suck.

I am going to a party, It should be a pretty good one at that.

However, I am not able to stay, the owners' of the property of the party wish me not to stay as it is a house full of females. Basically.

So I have no hope of getting a taxi, I'm not walking 25 miles, and NO one is able to give me a lift.

I want to party and drink of course and the only way for me to get home is to drive, but of course I hear you say, "YOU DICK". Well, I have no choice in the matter.

I packed 16 bottles of wife beater (Stella) and four cans of becks in my bag before I realized that I had no way of returning home.

The legal driving limit is 80mg of alcy to 100mg of blood, thats roughly the same as 4 UK units. A can of Becks is 2.2 units, and a bottle of wife beater is 1.5. Therefore if I take one of each I will consume 3.7 units.

Going on the basis that I'm a pretty big f**ker, and I'll be drinking steadily all night with water here and there, I think I'll be a-ok.

Wish me luck.

Baz

if you drink and then drive home you are a willy. dont even think about it. if you get stopped by the police they will prob either ban you or seriously fine you. but thats not even the issue, you could crash and kill yourself or someone else. to be honest if you do drink and drive you deserve to crash. least you wont do it again.

either dont drink or get a lift from someone. just dont drink then drive its not worth it

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Ben Cox Thats Enough Now Tart

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i hope you crash and die you moronic willy! if i were anywhere near you i would take your car keys off of you. just sleep in your car you inconsiderate knob!!! if you hit anyone due to you being a selfish willy i hope it plays on your concience (sp) and you cant sleep at night and it eats you up and you get sent to jail where you drop ther soap daily!!!

might of noticed im slightly against drink driving (after i got a lift home from a drunk mate and we ended up in a f**king ditch!)

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Alan Trials Elite

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Sleep in car.

Near by park.

Near by field.

In a bush.

Even a pretty big f**ker might not be able to hadle drink, IF YOU HAVE A CRASH AND KILL SOMEONE AND YOUR GET AWAY WITH MINOR BRUISING HOW MUCH OF A fanny ARE YOU GOING TO FEEL, Espicially after planning it!!!

Don't do it, Drink loadz of red bull, Get hyperactive, Have a laugh, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!

Btw, That word wasn't fanny when i typed it, Began with C, ended in T, Four letters.

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Fish-Finger-er Too Much Spare Time

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"bloke speaking a load of crap"

Well, I have no choice in the matter.

"more crap"

Baz

yes you have no choice in the matter, at all do you, you couldnt not go to the party, you couldnt go to the party and not drink, you couldnt go to the party, drink and sleep in your car could you??

having no choice in the matter would be if youd gone to a rave, u wer tipsy, ur mate was pilled out on the floor throwing up his own guts, ur mobile phone didnt work, there was no houses nearby, but u had a car, then driving down to civilization, thatd be havin no choice.

whats your doing, is more like having no conscience, than no choice.

also, if your gunna do it, why do you need to tell the whole of TF about it.

and as for calculating how much u can drink, thats crap. ive drank a bottle of sambuca an a couple of pints at a pub.(as in me and 2 mates bought 3 bottles worth of shots, sat there till wed drank em all,) then went clubbin, i drank another few vk's when i was out clubbin, at no point did i feel sick, i felt drunk, but cud still function normally, talk, play pool etc. but even after about 4 sambucas, id be over the limit.

i wont even touch a half, if im drivin. just aint worth it.

anyway, carry on being an inconsiderate willy, just dont expect sympathy at all.

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whole topic

What they all said.

Will be intresting what people say tommorow, should he die.

Sure you will have fun at the party, but is it worth risking a fine/ prison sentence/ or even killing someone. Just think, the last two will ruin your life pretty much. Even if you do just kill yourself, think how your family will be starting their new year. Just don't drink, if it's the image your worried about, just explain. You may even be lucky enough that someone will let you crash at their place for the night(not in the driving sense) :P .

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Tarquin Trials Dude

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1. You're a dick

2. The police will 90% be stopping every car they see tonight - good luck!

3. See 1

4. If you do this, hope you get caught after ploughing into a hedge or something and passing out

5. Cant stress 1 & 3 enough

Seriously, I have had plenty of times when I "had no choice" but to drive home. Never done it though! Find a place to sleep if you're that wasted. One time, I slept on the floor in a car park next to my car, didnt get woken up by anyone, was all good! Also, a car park at the back of a nightclub in town.

Is there seriously not one person you know who will not be getting drunk tonight? A family member or something. Even offer to pay a friend or whoever to get you.

B A N F

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Osram Trials Dude

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Seconded, If i was you i would take everyones advise on this topic because by making this topic i think you ve probably been drinking already :angry: apart from that have a good new year a safe one at that.

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