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(drinking) school days themed house party..with a twist. i'm the teacher (such is my general clothing attire)

5:30 pm - Registration

Persons who arrive late (after 5:45pm) will be noted and given a detention / punishment.

6:00 pm - French

Everyone must drink at least 1 tall glass of wine within the hour.

6:55 pm – Chemistry

Everyone during this lesson must drink mixed concoctions of 3 or more liquids for the full hour.

7:50 pm - Maths

A game of 21’s commences and lasts for approx half the lesson.

8:45 pm - English

Anyone caught saying “drink”, a name or swearing will be hit with the cane and given 2 allocations.

9:40 pm - P.E

Any time within the hour, a boat race of two equal team must commence. P.E. Kit optional. The losing team members must either do 12 press ups OR run to the end of the street and back in just their underwear.

10:35pm - Physics

Everyone must down a sizeable amount of alcohol through Boon’s traffic cone funnel within the hour.

11:30pm – PLAYTIME

No rules, but no bullying! Suggested activity is that you gather in groups to discuss the pros and cons of 2006 and the events that took place.

12:30pm – Music

Today’s topic is cheesy 90s disco dance tunes and we will be discoing accordingly.

i dislike chewing in lessons and lateness.

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(drinking) school days themed house party..with a twist. i'm the teacher (such is my general clothing attire)

5:30 pm - Registration

Persons who arrive late (after 5:45pm) will be noted and given a detention / punishment.

6:00 pm - French

Everyone must drink at least 1 tall glass of wine within the hour.

6:55 pm – Chemistry

Everyone during this lesson must drink mixed concoctions of 3 or more liquids for the full hour.

7:50 pm - Maths

A game of 21’s commences and lasts for approx half the lesson.

8:45 pm - English

Anyone caught saying “drink”, a name or swearing will be hit with the cane and given 2 allocations.

9:40 pm - P.E

Any time within the hour, a boat race of two equal team must commence. P.E. Kit optional. The losing team members must either do 12 press ups OR run to the end of the street and back in just their underwear.

10:35pm - Physics

Everyone must down a sizeable amount of alcohol through Boon’s traffic cone funnel within the hour.

11:30pm – PLAYTIME

No rules, but no bullying! Suggested activity is that you gather in groups to discuss the pros and cons of 2006 and the events that took place.

12:30pm – Music

Today’s topic is cheesy 90s disco dance tunes and we will be discoing accordingly.

i dislike chewing in lessons and lateness.

that sound like it will be fun (Y)

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tonight i shall be: sitting at home, drinking no alcohol, with the new incubus album on repeat. sounds sad, and it is, but after splitting with hayley on thursday, my plans gone down the crapper,nowhere decents got tickets left, an i am not gunna go sit in the boozer with the deadbeats and the drop outs.as thats gunna make me feel worse than i already do. and even if i could get tickets for somewhere decent, dont think ive got the party heart in me right now.

also havent drank in 3 weeks now, gunna see how long this can last.and im gunna hit the gym tomorrow,might as well get summit positive out of this, rather than sweating out loadsa sugar,alcohol and assorted chemicals.lying in my own vomit, ill be improving my physical fitness. and to top it off hayley said she was probly gunna ring me tonight, dont have a clue wat shes gunna say, wanna be sober to hear it, as it may be the last phone call i have with her, or may be the start of a new beginning(most likely the first).either way i wanna be sober to hear it.

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(drinking) school days themed house party..with a twist. i'm the teacher (such is my general clothing attire)

5:30 pm - Registration

Persons who arrive late (after 5:45pm) will be noted and given a detention / punishment.

6:00 pm - French

Everyone must drink at least 1 tall glass of wine within the hour.

6:55 pm – Chemistry

Everyone during this lesson must drink mixed concoctions of 3 or more liquids for the full hour.

7:50 pm - Maths

A game of 21’s commences and lasts for approx half the lesson.

8:45 pm - English

Anyone caught saying “drink”, a name or swearing will be hit with the cane and given 2 allocations.

9:40 pm - P.E

Any time within the hour, a boat race of two equal team must commence. P.E. Kit optional. The losing team members must either do 12 press ups OR run to the end of the street and back in just their underwear.

10:35pm - Physics

Everyone must down a sizeable amount of alcohol through Boon’s traffic cone funnel within the hour.

11:30pm – PLAYTIME

No rules, but no bullying! Suggested activity is that you gather in groups to discuss the pros and cons of 2006 and the events that took place.

12:30pm – Music

Today’s topic is cheesy 90s disco dance tunes and we will be discoing accordingly.

i dislike chewing in lessons and lateness.

next year can I celebrate with you? :rolleyes:

Im going to town then driving back to a mates for a house party. Pretty boring really, but some local riders (who I found out have just got a 221ti full build for xmas) might appear on the street so i may be doing some drunken riding lol

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(drinking) school days themed house party..with a twist. i'm the teacher (such is my general clothing attire)

5:30 pm - Registration

Persons who arrive late (after 5:45pm) will be noted and given a detention / punishment.

6:00 pm - French

Everyone must drink at least 1 tall glass of wine within the hour.

6:55 pm – Chemistry

Everyone during this lesson must drink mixed concoctions of 3 or more liquids for the full hour.

7:50 pm - Maths

A game of 21’s commences and lasts for approx half the lesson.

8:45 pm - English

Anyone caught saying “drink”, a name or swearing will be hit with the cane and given 2 allocations.

9:40 pm - P.E

Any time within the hour, a boat race of two equal team must commence. P.E. Kit optional. The losing team members must either do 12 press ups OR run to the end of the street and back in just their underwear.

10:35pm - Physics

Everyone must down a sizeable amount of alcohol through Boon’s traffic cone funnel within the hour.

11:30pm – PLAYTIME

No rules, but no bullying! Suggested activity is that you gather in groups to discuss the pros and cons of 2006 and the events that took place.

12:30pm – Music

Today’s topic is cheesy 90s disco dance tunes and we will be discoing accordingly.

i dislike chewing in lessons and lateness.

YOur a genius thats f**king great

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Derby to get wankered again for the 7th time this week...joyous. That school thing looks good, although I bet it doesn't go quite that well organized! I could never arrange something like that, usually everyone gets pissed and either goes to another pub, a mates house, a girls house or a prison...fun stuff.

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Last night was awesome.

Pretty much went to two parties..

At one, my mates and people were fighting and shouting, whilst i tried to lighten the mood shouting, laughing, and looking for my shoes.

At the other one, was more of a social event. Reallllly smokey, everyone wasted on pills and drinks..got boring.

Was good. ^_^

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Went London last night! Foook! That was amazing, down Charing Cross street or what ever it was, we were all walking along nicely no problems thinking we were gonna get to the fireworks, BUT NO, about 1 million people just stopped and i was in the middle of it, everyone was pushing so much, holding onto my mate for dear life, didn't know what was going on, then i realised it was new years, so started shouting and stuff. Missed fireworks and countdown though!

There was this Hindu street parade and we were dancing around with these monks or something (see pic) and that was great, killed an hour or so... BUT my mates D900 got pick pocketed :angry:

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Whilst everyone was walking back to where ever they wanted to go my overly excited mate was kissing every girl he saw and shaking everyones hands... which was cruel of him as he had just fingered this girl we was with, she's such a slag, 2 of the lads were getting off wih her and both fingered her! SLAG!

We finally headed home at about 1, walked for MILES (i'd say we walked at least 10 miles the whole night, about 6 miles to get somewhere to get a cab) we basically had to walk from charing cross to black friars which was miles.

After pegging it for about 10 cabs and have all of them turn off their light we found one at around 3, got home at about 3:45.

What a night.

It was a lot worse than i typed, as i can't be bothered/ don't have time to type it all up...

And we did a lot more than that but they were the main things.

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