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I'd say it's nearly 100% effective, obviously it's not gonna work EVERY time and they can't say it's 100% effective incase it doesn't work and they get sued.

As long as it's taken correctly it should be OK.

Condoms 4TW though.

Google ***? NHS website?

I'm no expert by the way...

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Its something like 8 out of 100 people will become pregnant on the pill...although thats down to 100% perfect use, something which you won't get a girl to do...at all.

And yes, it can make them into moody, misrable f**kers...so I doubt you'll notice much change.

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LOL

sounds funny, why don't you talk to your g/f about it, surely you both talk to each other right LOL

As of side effects apprently u put on weight which most girls are already scared off by that LOL, i havnt put on weight so its aload of crap LOL

Spots.. theres alsorts like high blood presure which you have to go for a check every 6 months.

The pill makes your body think your already pregent so your womb gets more build up of tissue (or what ever they call it LOL) as if to say you had a baby growing in there...

Some types of pill are 31 days or 21

31 days u take 21 tablets then like a tablet telling u its time for a period lol theres some name for it i cant remember

and the 21 day one is where u take 21 tablets and leave 7 days out so u have a period.

But meh talk to you g/f LOL or you mum :shifty:

probly better coming from the horse's mouth LOL

Hope that helps :unsure:

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because iam a man i dont understand anything about it all i no is my miss's is on it so is it 100% effective or what and how does it effect girls :$ i no i probably sound like a right nob but i dont no :-( any help ?

HAHA I had to get my missus to explain exactly what it did and everything.

Your missus can: put on weight, get more spots and get moody(er)

but she may also get bigger boobies (my gf almost went up a cup size), periods will be lighter/less cramps and of course she won't get preggers, hopefully...

These symptons tend do differ depending what pill she's on though so probably best to just ask her herself as her doctor will have explained everything to her. Make sure she goes to her check up appointments and doesn't make a habit of "missing the odd one". In 9 months of being on it my gf has only missed one (or so she tells me haha) so make sure you can trust her to be reliable.

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This is how I understand it works:

The pill suppresses the Oestrogen, dominent female hormone (testosterone for guys obviously) and I'm pretty certain that the supression of the Oestrogen makes the womb think that It doesn't need to make any eggs, therefore it's okay to be doing your thing in there. If the girl forgets one of the pills then the Oestrogen could stop being supressed for however long it takes her to remember to take the pill again, so there's a chance that the Oestrogen would build up an produce a egg ready for action, got to take those pills at the scheduled time or risk getting her pregnant when you do your thing.

As for her health, if your not going to be with her in 40 years time then you don't need to worry about this bit, but apparently it dramatically increases their chance of having heart disease if she stays on the pills for a sustained period of time.

Good luck in there mate, personally I'd keep it wrapped. :turned:

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LOL

sounds funny, why don't you talk to your g/f about it, surely you both talk to each other right LOL

As of side effects apprently u put on weight which most girls are already scared off by that LOL, i havnt put on weight so its aload of crap LOL

Spots.. theres alsorts like high blood presure which you have to go for a check every 6 months.

The pill makes your body think your already pregent so your womb gets more build up of tissue (or what ever they call it LOL) as if to say you had a baby growing in there...

Some types of pill are 31 days or 21

31 days u take 21 tablets then like a tablet telling u its time for a period lol theres some name for it i cant remember

and the 21 day one is where u take 21 tablets and leave 7 days out so u have a period.

But meh talk to you g/f LOL or you mum :shifty:

probly better coming from the horse's mouth LOL

Hope that helps :unsure:

Incorrect :blink: ... Obviously, it affects different girls in different ways. Some may get spots, some may not and some may put a little weight while others won't.

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hmmm. the pill.

what do I know about the pill ?

I know that when on the pill women are under the influence of a bag load of extra hormones.

I also know that Hormones are things women have that cause them to behave unreasonably and that while under the influence of hormones a woman is completely incapable of accepting that she is being unreasonable. This makes them impossible to argue with (although it is often possible to distract them long enough to dodge an argument with the aid of chocolate) but in many ways a lot more fun to be around

I also know that certain types of pill react badly with certain types of lady. i've known the pill to cause girls to suffer period pains that double them up in the street, to bleed like stuck pigs during scary week, and turn into raging bloody psychopaths for 2-3 weeks of the month (leaving you with just randy week where she's not calling you a fanny). Changing the type of pill she's on might sort this out - there is more than one kind and you're well within your rights to demand a different one, sometimes it won't work and you just have to go back to the old withdrawal method.

I've known the precise reverse of everything listed in the above paragraph to happen as well - it's a question of making sure she's on the right pill.

definite plus sides include (i've been doing this for years)...

regular scary week (not all ladies run like clockwork but the pill forces it so you know exactly when you need to be out of the house)

regular randy week(you'll work out which of the 3 remaining weeks it is fairly quickly ;) )

no mood destroying, spermicide scented condoms interfering with spontaneous kitchen counter loving (obviously this is in a solid long term relationship where everybody's had the necessary tests)

not getting pregnant by accident

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I know that when on the pill women are under the influence of a bag load of extra hormones.

I also know that Hormones are things women have that cause them to behave unreasonably

nuff said :D

My ex missus was on the pill and im sure she was abnormally horny (like bob << ) not that im complaining though.....

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QUOTE(joe b @ Dec 31 2006, 02:55 AM)
Incorrect :blink: ... Obviously, it affects different girls in different ways. Some may get spots, some may not and some may put a little weight while others won't.

Yes of course it does.. i didnt say it didnt....

It also comes down to your metabolism.

Either way changes arent masive, nothing to worry about.

..Ooooooo mood swing in 5 mins... :lol:

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HAHA I had to get my missus to explain exactly what it did and everything.

Your missus can: put on weight, get more spots and get moody(er)

but she may also get bigger boobies (my gf almost went up a cup size), periods will be lighter/less cramps and of course she won't get preggers, hopefully...

These symptons tend do differ depending what pill she's on though so probably best to just ask her herself as her doctor will have explained everything to her. Make sure she goes to her check up appointments and doesn't make a habit of "missing the odd one". In 9 months of being on it my gf has only missed one (or so she tells me haha) so make sure you can trust her to be reliable.

bassically the same as my g/f part from she gone up like 2 cup sizes hehe

and it isnt 100% because people forget to take it.

and it cant be affected by any form of medication including paracetamol.

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My gf's on it, she can be very moody but when not on her period she is usually quite gagging for it.

I have read somewhere that it is more effective than a condom when used perfectly.

she does this, surprisngly well. She has never missed a pill, only took it a few hours late at worst

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The pill is only 89~% effective hence my daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it does make the tats grow a lot but also makes the appetite grow making your bird really fat LOL neeed to use a overcoate and hide the fooking chocolate lol

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And yes, it can make them into moody, misrable f**kers...so I doubt you'll notice much change.

My ex went on the pill, one month later, I took her off it. She became the most depressive moody f**cker ever!

Condonw *** (Y)

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