Deonn h Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 lmao.... don't know why, but that is funny...btw don't forget the ones that don't even come out, no matter how hard you try! Thats when your constipated.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osram Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 what about ones which are so strong the water hits your ass when it dropsi just had one of them! I really hate them ones especially if its all cold its a right suprise i usual walk out of the bathroom in a mood after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Funny thing is, whenever you have to hurry up to reach the toilet in time, you always make it in the last second. You just have the one second left to pull your pants down and then it shoots out! and then you notice there is no toilet paper in the house or where ever you are hahaha this is a bit of a random thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 i love chunky poos but i hate splash back its a real turn off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I like the normal ones, the ones that come through easily. Not very adventurous am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 i love chunky poos but i hate splash back its a real turn offAs opposed to the poos that don't have splash back, which turn you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 As opposed to the poos that don't have splash back, which turn you on? oooohhh yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Swindlehurst Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 im gettin worried about you ali danny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 What about the shits where you get up, wash your hands, then you need another one Or Ghost shits, you sit for ages straining to get the shit out and then all it is, is a fart. Thats annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 What about the shits where you get up, wash your hands, then you need another one Or Ghost shits, you sit for ages straining to get the shit out and then all it is, is a fart. Thats annoyingSeeing as your so good at the not wanking thread, I challenge you to not shit for a week too. Imagine that release........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Well, maybe once the wank challenge is over ill give the shit one ago, but its harder to control then the wank one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Well, maybe once the wank challenge is over ill give the shit one ago, but its harder to control then the wank one.chocolate/hazelnut cookies are the way to go! Might lead to constipation though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 I was thinking, avoid meat and fibrey foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 oatcakes = rapid bowl movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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