Ali C Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 poo poo poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 like a toblerone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Digestives produce PERFECT shite.I swear i've never felt so well oiled up on the inside's, that shit just flows through you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 I chose lumpy, but not so lumpy that it makes all the water splash back at you.Stringy ones just take too much effort to get out.One tin of beans,cheese and chips is the perfect way to clear out your insides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 A sweet hole in 1 that needn't be wiped but obviously, u check, just incase... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted December 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 haha, great stuff. This was meant to be a test on how to make the picture comp poll, I thought I could make up a random poll to show how it was done and then delete it (senior members can delete their posts) but it seems I couldnt delete the topic. some great answers though, shame I didnt do more options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 i chose chunky, because i like to try and one up myself every time i have a shit by going bigger each shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Long like cable.... shit, I'm a bit worried I picked that now! :$ .... I like ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osram Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Any one ever had the x files poo ?? when you have a crap then when yo go too wipe u look down and its gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Any one ever had the x files poo ?? when you have a crap then when yo go too wipe u look down and its gone oh my god made me laugh so much lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I don't have a favourite but the type i hate the most are the ones where it feels like you are trying to get a bowlng ball through the eye of a pin...God it hurts !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I don't have a favourite but the type i hate the most are the ones where it feels like you are trying to get a bowlng ball through the eye of a pin...God it hurts !.where's your sense of adventure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eMAyaRKay Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 I think it depends on if I've been out on the beer and had a dirty kebab at the end of the night or not. Always a supprise in the morning, and not for the better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 i thought i'd just tore my arse hole the girth of the one i had just now was fukin mighty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 like the ones where your a bit scared to flush, 'cause it's so big you might just block the bog hahar! sence of acheivement after forcing the said badboy out to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 lol @threadWhat you all think of the teflon aka torpedo ones? I mean the ones that disappear right after hitting the water and going straight down the pipe Must have something to do with the speed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) lol @threadWhat you all think of the teflon aka torpedo ones? I mean the ones that disappear right after hitting the water and going straight down the pipe Must have something to do with the speed? AhahahahahahaThey are the best ones, invisible shits hahaI prefere the dry wipe ones, water fall ones are horrible, feels like youve just shat out a mini sun with the sting it gives haha Edited December 28, 2006 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 gotta love wet shit, the ones that fly out your arse so fast the water splashes your bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 lmao.... don't know why, but that is funny...btw don't forget the ones that don't even come out, no matter how hard you try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Ever shat so hard you bled?Not so fun at the time, unless you have a twisted sense of humour(Not that I ever have, or that I called a mate to tell him just after (even before wiping)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Ever shat so hard you bled?Not so fun at the time, unless you have a twisted sense of humour(Not that I ever have, or that I called a mate to tell him just after (even before wiping)) ahahahaha, asif you told your mate your arse bled hahahahahahaOoo, Actually, the worst ones are the ones that just suddenly want to come out when your miles away from home or a toilet.Feels like your bowls are about to disintegrate, hurts like f**k. I have ran like f**k to get one with one of these haha! no way im shitting myself in the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Any one ever had the x files poo ?? when you have a crap then when yo go too wipe u look down and its gone I love those poos that's just one long big poo and then it's all gone. Not all those little pellet things and your sat there for 2 weeks and you leave the bog non satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 what about ones which are so strong the water hits your ass when it dropsi just had one of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 ahahahaha, asif you told your mate your arse bled hahahahahahaNo, really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) Ooo, Actually, the worst ones are the ones that just suddenly want to come out when your miles away from home or a toilet.Funny thing is, whenever you have to hurry up to reach the toilet in time, you always make it in the last second. You just have the one second left to pull your pants down and then it shoots out! Edited December 28, 2006 by Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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