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Can't quite tell if that's shopped or not...

i hope ur joking

That's what she said.

I was so on form last night with sexual jokes, it was great. I even tried the 'nice shoes, fancy a f**k' line on 2 girls. With not too much of a negative reply from both of them.

what did they say?

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Oh my! Glen, you've won me over... :$

My best chat up line atm

Me: "hey love you alright fancy a drink?"

Her: (if your not f**king butt ugly will agree and give you a smile weather she is attatched or not)

Me: "Ok darlin' ill have a strongbow then please"

Then she thinks your a f**king pikey for not buying her a drink but eh its all shits and giggles

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My best chat up line atm

Me: "hey love you alright fancy a drink?"

Her: (if your not f**king butt ugly will agree and give you a smile weather she is attatched or not)

Me: "Ok darlin' ill have a strongbow then please"

Then she thinks your a f**king pikey for not buying her a drink but eh its all shits and giggles

Winner.

Gonna try that next time i go to the pub.

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