Josh PWND Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 he looks so different to what i though to,I thought he would be Blue and Brown and have steam coming out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tom eat seriously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexymike Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) hes exactly what i had in my head,and a little like phil feeney..cept the hair.love hugh Edited August 17, 2008 by sexymike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Me standing next to a car somewhere far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Can't quite tell if that's shopped or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 For some reason I expected you to look like Simon Yeah me too! Simon looks the business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 You never cease to amaze me Glen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 That's what she said.I was so on form last night with sexual jokes, it was great. I even tried the 'nice shoes, fancy a f**k' line on 2 girls. With not too much of a negative reply from both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Thats because you are a of your massive cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Can't quite tell if that's shopped or not...i hope ur jokingThat's what she said.I was so on form last night with sexual jokes, it was great. I even tried the 'nice shoes, fancy a f**k' line on 2 girls. With not too much of a negative reply from both of them.what did they say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 It was a joke Dave.Erm, can't actually remember. Something with the same meaning as oh you dirty bugger. Or nice try or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Bro was doing then last night. The old "is that a ladder in your tights, Or a Stairway To Heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Heres 40p, go call your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight.Plenty more. They are just awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Heres 40p, go call your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight.Plenty more. They are just awesome.Oh my! Glen, you've won me over... :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Oh my! Glen, you've won me over... :$My best chat up line atmMe: "hey love you alright fancy a drink?"Her: (if your not f**king butt ugly will agree and give you a smile weather she is attatched or not)Me: "Ok darlin' ill have a strongbow then please"Then she thinks your a f**king pikey for not buying her a drink but eh its all shits and giggles Edited August 17, 2008 by Simps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) But with a huge camera penis, you're sorted.... Edited August 17, 2008 by Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Me standing next to a car somewhere far, far away.haha, the mongol rally?My mate's doing that this year, lol.Good luck to them as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 My best chat up line atmMe: "hey love you alright fancy a drink?"Her: (if your not f**king butt ugly will agree and give you a smile weather she is attatched or not)Me: "Ok darlin' ill have a strongbow then please"Then she thinks your a f**king pikey for not buying her a drink but eh its all shits and gigglesWinner.Gonna try that next time i go to the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Me and chat up lines never work... Weirdly, if I go out with any females, other females seem attracted to me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Her: (if your not f**king butt ugly will agree and give you a smile weather she is attatched or not)Fatty lose's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Haha.I think i could get away with it, if it's that girl with the white stick.I look silly, dunno why... And someone put their fingers over the cam. More to come hopefully.I've grown a bit, she's 5.6. Edited August 17, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 She's carrying you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 You look older in that one fat pants Meh whilst were here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) She's carrying you?Nope. She's 4.12 and a half lol. She could do though, she's f**king strong.You look older in that one fat pants It's my new beard trimmer. I can shave but leave stubble so i don't look 12 Looking hot Dan. Edited August 17, 2008 by Fat Pants™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Fatty. You have learnt the way to look older. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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