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But...Good luck on two accounts, Its Wednesday tomorrow, you'll get the photo sent to them by Thursday...and you'll probably end up with some awful card come next Friday :P

And secondly, no one accepts these now, Luckly I had a few when I was 17, and then just about as soon as I turned 18 they introduced the 21 thing. Either look 21 or have ID...and usually the only ID they accept is a drivers lisence or passport. They dont even accept REAL Government approved ID cards in Derbyshire anymore.

Edit: Must mention, the quality of ID when (IF) you get it is awful. And ermm....Don't drink underage kids, these are for novelty use only.

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Find a dodgy looking printing company owned by some immigrant-looking people and speak to the little nervous looking guy in the back of the shop, ask him where he got his fake passport and look at getting one yourself.

On a more serious note, i reckon your just going to have to try and wing it. Find out where your going going first, if its a pub then you should be alright so long as other people buy your drinks. If its a club then i'm sorry, i don't think you've got a chance in hell of getting in.

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as said before, fake ids wont work, unless your in a total dive, in wich case, swingin out a blockbuster card will normally do the trick.

couple of ideas, take your driving licence, use it, its a well known fact 59% of bouncers cant add up, so look at your picture, take the piss a bit, and let you in, cos no one whose 17 would be stupid enough to try giving them an underage driving license.

on the same note, anybody who looks remotely like you, borrow there driving license. just the same colour hair will usually suffice.the picture on your driving license is very small(postage stamp size), the picture on my license is 2.5 years old, and looks nothing like me.bouncers are aware your looks change in the years your gettin old enough to go clubbing, and often once your old enough to go out, your image changes.ive given a spare id of mine to a lad who looked nothing like me.and he queud up behind me to get in, i got id'd, he got id'd no more than a minute later by the same bouncer, he totally didnt clock it.the photos are small, hard to make out, often not that high quality cos there printed on plastic, and wil generally be viewed in low light, them questioning a change in your looks is slim, and if they do, dont argue that its you,just act calm, and make some smart ass comment. i.e "yea,ive improved with age, shame they cant say the same about bouncers" chances are theyll give you some lip, then let you in.

so basically either borrow anyones driving license.(passport photos arent as good, there bigger) or just use your current id(again preferably driving license, as the dob is smaller, and the chances of them pickin it up are slimmer).

if not, just get one of the fit birds from work to blag it that your 18 and have lost your id.

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Just a bit of law for anyone who gives a shit;

1. Not legal to sell. They're advertised as novelty cards to avoid loop holes.

2. Legal to use! Attempting to get served or any shit like that makes it legal, basically fraud. And yes, you will get raped in prison.

3. Not illegal to carry, if the 5-0 stop you, theres nothing they can do (providing your not drunk, on drugs, carrying anything dodgy or just used it). They'll probably arrest you (knowing what the police are like around here, and it happens a hell of a lot in derby....to the great entertainment of people sat in pubs) and spank your arse and tell your mum.

And some advise; DO NOT PUT YOUR REAL NAME ON IT! Remember reading about someone used it in a shop (someone from the forum) and the shopkeeper took it off him and it had his real name on...not sure what happened to him, but the pigs are cracking down on it.

At least if someone does look at it a bit funny...or questions it...f**king run.

blahhh

A girl I know did this, she got into the club on a borrowed lisence, and the police did a random spot check of people...she handed 'her' lisence to them and they asked what her postcode was...

Need I say more? :-

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A girl I know did this, she got into the club on a borrowed lisence, and the police did a random spot check of people...she handed 'her' lisence to them and they asked what her postcode was...

Need I say more? :-

yea when you put it like that, seems kinda silly, though im sure the police cant legally make you hand over your id.can make you prove your 18, but giving over an id seems a bit beyond there powers.but at the end of the day, if you can find someone to lend you their license, then if the police do a spot check(never seen the police doing that round here.) then just say you aint got one, and you wernt id'd when you came in. boom.... let the bouncers take the fall.

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A girl I know did this, she got into the club on a borrowed lisence, and the police did a random spot check of people...she handed 'her' lisence to them and they asked what her postcode was...

Need I say more? :-

Never tried it as I don't really go to clubs and in pubs you just act confident or get someone else to buy for you. But it would be so easy for me to blag them into thinking I was my brother if I borrowed his driving licence. He looks just like me, lives at the same address, so same number and stuff, I can remember his DOB easily as its an important date for me (bigger reasons I cant be bothered to explain) so on and so on.

So if you have a big bro borrow theirs.

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