guineasmithpig Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 theres a couple of vids on youtube of people gettin caught by housemates. think they might be linked in Best of the Internet somewhereone guys beatin off to a World of Warcraft character, and another one is walked in on, and it turns out theres a guy under the desk suckin him off! And people think getting caught havin a tug is bad!?anyways, walked into the bathroom to find my brother lyin on the floor havin a wank. didn't know what the hell to do. just laughed my tits off everytime i saw him for the next few days. still dunno why he didn't use the lock as for me? never got caught 'at it', but once had ma missus in her brothers bed and got a bit o protein on the wall somehow (boy got range, innit!) and we never noticed. he did. ooooopsSmithy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 anyways, walked into the bathroom to find my brother lyin on the floor havin a wank. didn't know what the hell to do. just laughed my tits off everytime i saw him for the next few days. still dunno why he didn't use the lock SmithyROFL god knows what id do in that position, probably just same, laugh everytime i saw him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 as for me? never got caught 'at it', but once had ma missus in her brothers bed and got a bit o protein on the wall somehow (boy got range, innit!) and we never noticed. he did. ooooopsSmithyhad a similar problem with a pile of freshly done housemate's washing when me& the missus were doing a tour of all the rooms in her house at uni, nobody ever mentioned it. we nearly got busted when i was doing her on the kitchen counter a couple of times - once the key goes into the lock theres no holding on anymore so we got away with it every time - just.but no - ive never been caught actually wiping the ferret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 wiping the ferretROFL thats the best i've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 not been caught alone, but missus stayed round, woke up in the morning with a huige rock on and she acted accordingly, anyways jumped ontop of her thinking everyone was a sleep and then my mum just walks in through the doorso i just put my arms round her prtending to hug her, whilst i was still in the sloppy bucket talking to my mumgf gets incredibaly turned on by this and starts working the bed, i have a water bed, whilst still talkingnever spoke of it...but they do tak ethe piss with hints all the time, funny looking back at it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben@LeicesterTrials Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Had a few close calls, Been caught on Porn before well I blamed it on my brother Was just about to show my mum some clips of me riding, before that i was watching Porn. Well anyway, I open'd up Windows Media player. Last thing what was played was a Porno. Called 10000xxx Or something another, but i totally forgot about it.I clicked it randomley to see what it was. Bang some blonde girl is getting banged Lmao, I just laughed and Mum just laughed I just said it was Luke (My Brother) and said he was last on the computer.I've also caught my Brother on Porn, Some old shit witch was Sick. Still take the piss out of him to this day Never been caught doing the Buisness though, Thank god. Edited December 13, 2006 by Ben@LeicesterTrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Ive just been caught reading this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz M Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHayes Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) In school.....Should of seen it coming really. Kidding Edited December 13, 2006 by MikeHayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) my current gf (kim) has a little brother (keiran) who does trials, i was at her house and well, we were at it as we hadnt seen each other in like 4 hours or summit and kerian walked in , anyway kim jumped of me and pulled covers over us but u cud pretty much see our clothes on floor, he just walked back out the door, wonder if he knows what happened lol Edited December 13, 2006 by Synergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 There's laws against that Synergy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Never been caught, but once left a hilarious porn photo on the printer in my dad's study, I had forgotten about it, next think I know it was slid under my door, my parents and I never spoke about it. Edited December 13, 2006 by Haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Never been caught, but once left a hilarious porn photo on the printer in my dad's study, I had forgotten about it, next think I know it was slid under my door, my parents and I never spoke about it.Hahaha, I'm going to do that at work tomorrow I'll see you all in the job centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deonn h Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) haha this threads amazingley funny , have been cought with porn on comp , (in a fash).When you type summert on google image , the word stays there so when you typin summert wi same letter it poppes up.Must of done over 20 searches lol you dont even wonna know what it said. Just said it wo ma mate.. Edited December 13, 2006 by Deonn h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Not bashing the bishop no. Apparently me and my gf were caught.... in my mates living room I say apparently as I can remember sweet F.A about that night due to excesive tequilla drinking. But the misses remembered enough of it unfortunately.It was like 2am and his parents were on holiday so we went round his to carry on drinking after a party. He couldnt take anymore though and went upstairs to get aquainted with the toilet bowl. Then apparently I just pulled my troussers down whilst on his couch and demanded my gf to do the business. Even after over 2 years at uni I dont think I've been that drunk since. anyway his little sister who was about 14 came downstairs and walked in. Apparently her words were just "I think you better go now" what made it even worse was that my gf never told me this happened until a few months later and I seriously had no recollection of it- I was completely battered. It was only then that I realised why I was getting such dodgy looks from his sister every time I went around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Never got caught tugging my rope but got caught shagging my ex. Brother walks in, I stop, still on top of her, I turn and talk to brother(who looks shocked) and she carried on! Dirty bitch Edited December 13, 2006 by Merlin man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Williams! Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Never got caught tugging my rope but got caught shagging my ex. Brother walks in, I stop, still on top of her, I turn and talk to brother(who looks shocked) and she carried on! Dirty bitch Lmao why the hell is she your ex birds like that need to be kept and i was just thinking bet someone on here has wanked over the GF thread Edited December 13, 2006 by LukeBrisaRider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Nearly got busted once. I was on the bed giving it my all and the door starts to open as my sister walks in First thing i think of doing is throwing my arms in the air so fast she hopefully wouldn't see them anywhere in that area.... little did i realise that throwing them up and backwards so violently whilst sat on the edge of the bed would result in me falling off the bed backwards and falling in a heap on the floor with the duvet falling on top of me.I unwittingly got myself completely out of sight and covered without meaning to, couldn't have planned it any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Got home from school early once to have a proper good one but i had no idea my brother was hiding in my mums wardrobe. Next thing i knew he ran into the bedroom laughing while i had the porn on and cock in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisa Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Not been caught at owt but have a related joke.Whats the most sensitive part of a mans body when having a w**k?His ears listining for the stairs! Said I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 i've never been caught wanking, although i have been collered in my mates mums bed with my ex at a party, and realised about a week later the johnny wrapper was left under the pillow!!I never heard anything of it, but his mum must have found it on her return from the holiday she was on!!bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Was at the ex's one evening watching some tv, persuaded her to blow the trumpet. 2 minutes into her giving it a polish her mum and dad come through the front door. Never put it away so fast in my life.Another time more recently, girl stays round all fine an dandy. Mum tells us to 'behave' ourselves. Anywhoo a week later shes cleaning my room and finds this girls bra underneath my bed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Tupman Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Another time more recently, girl stays round all fine an dandy. Mum tells us to 'behave' ourselves. Anywhoo a week later shes cleaning my room and finds this girls bra underneath my bed..... I don't get it how do girls forget bras?? It must be like me walking out the house without a t-shirt, your going to realise!!Anyway never been caught wanking, actually i'm not to much into it but i have been caught more than once with females!! school proms and limos what a combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Mum walks in, I'm sat there with the porker out in my hand. Walks over to my wardrobe behind me, puts the clothes in, and walks out. Meanwhile I've still got it out not sure if she saw or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Never been caught wanking, actually i'm not to much into it Really? How can you be into Suicide Girls but not into wanking? Surely the two come hand in hand, or schlong in hand more to the point!Incidentally if you're a member check out Jayney, she's a mate of mine from Ipswich, we had a thing a while back, lush!Davey Edited December 14, 2006 by Small_Gear_Big_Style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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