Bucky Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 me n buck once went up to the local "S**G spot" and were having a competition, see who could stay in the van longest having sex. i gave up about 30/35minutes in. dropped GF off home, came back and he was still at it, couldnt stop laughing, so went to the shop bought a mag sat in the van "reading" and waited for him to come out, he didnt got bored of waiting, so went home, he rang me like half hour later asking what i was doing and if i was coming back out!!!! Waynio........................hahahhahahahahhahaha that was sooo funny!!!!!!just couldnt stop destroying her lol.i remember once i was aving a bit of a play in't good old pink oboe and her mum burst in the door, we were both naked with no cover on and she was giving me head her mum just laughed and walked back down stairs. hahahah she was pissed though..........plenty of times we had slippers and stuff thrown at the bedroom was and told to shut up, never did though. lolbeen so close to getting caught in the van plenty of times.like im there up St. Ives (legendary shaggers car park) when a police car has pulled up next to us...... steamy windows but no one sat in the front??? lol idiots just drive off.never actually been caught wanking but mum keeps getting rod of all the virus i get from porn sites.gave away all my porn mags to a few younger mates a while back, only a few pages were stuck together.waynio, the back seat in your golf was dddiiiiiiisgusting!!! u dirty dirty boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynio Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^BEAUTY!!!! hahaif a lad dont wank he's got a GF, if he aint got a GF and still dont wank, hes gay or has some bad problem altho it is funny (when you dont have a bird, or if your not getting much sex) to play the "how long before you wa*k" game, leave it a few days if you can keep your hands off it, maybe even 5/6 days, then see how far you can shoot.i did it last night with the GF, got a long way and thats only with NOT having it for 2 days Waynio....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^BEAUTY!!!! hahaif a lad dont wank he's got a GF, if he aint got a GF and still dont wank, hes gay or has some bad problem altho it is funny (when you dont have a bird, or if your not getting much sex) to play the "how long before you wa*k" game, leave it a few days if you can keep your hands off it, maybe even 5/6 days, then see how far you can shoot.i did it last night with the GF, got a long way and thats only with NOT having it for 2 days Waynio.......................bahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Lets get a comp goin on tf see how long u can go before u polish one out, lonest i went was koxxays but thats cos i didnt have a hardon all f**king week i got so scared i was broken, then came home and jizzed like an absolute f**king trooper LMAO YES.next time i see my rs is the 27th i wont be able to last that long, ill try though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medwaytrials Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 haha, my friend had a danger wank at work cuple of days ago. The boss went out and said he would be back in 5 mins, so he was like right, went into the porn draw went into the toilet and bashed away. Just as he had finished his boss came in so he stuffed the dirty mag up his top and carfully put it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave85 Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Work has a porn drawer.I've heard it all now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 In the marina I used to work at there was a drawer with mens mags, FHM and such, but certainley no porno....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dammit lmao i completly forgot and had a wank in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 (edited) Starting from now then?Count me in. Edited December 23, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Im game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Same here....I should last 20 mins tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 I did it for 40 days once Im gonna wiiiin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 The only thing I ever got caught looking at was a picture of Tarty in bed with some other guys on a TF gallery and the ICT teacher froze it and put it up on the big classroom screen and asked me why I was looking at men in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Work has a porn drawer.I've heard it all now. we have a porn draw in moldshop 1, and moldshop 2 haha.And naked women on the walls.we have lots of lesbians with us aswell, they love it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 I got caught just now, by my dog, he licked my nuts and ran off. So i carried on, and my mum walked in, I am pissed so i didnt have the reactions of a normal person! lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynio Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 radical rider, thats wrong, you was on your comp, on TF and wanking? oh dear!!!! you could have been wanking off to the "post pictures of your GF" thread not the "has anyone caught you thread i didnt mean to start a wanking competition. to those who have GF its a competition to who can go without having sex LMAO!!!!! cos the guys with GF will just say i havent had a wank due to having a gal do it for them. Waynio.........................im deffinatly not game. im just intrigued to see what you all put, and how long you can last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Still going strong, I have no gf and no f**k buddy either so im in the worst position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 aww im out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Im still in, lasted 2 days so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Still in.Screens died on my comp, so i have no source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Still in.Screens died on my comp, so i have no source.Does no one have imagination anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 (edited) Of course i do, but it means i have no dim light, it's the bedroom light or a shot in the dark. Edited December 26, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 im still in since the 20th lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 A friend of mine was caught by his grandma on his birthday having a tickle, now he has a problem he cant get his penis irrect Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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