yoyoyo Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 In school.....Should of seen it coming really. Kidding A fat guy at our school got caught doing it in the lads bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Tupman Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Really? How can you be into Suicide Girls but not into wanking? Surely the two come hand in hand, or schlong in hand more to the point!Incidentally if you're a member check out Jayney, she's a mate of mine from Ipswich, we had a thing a while back, lush!DaveyI know odd isn't it, not saying i don't but i'm not a regular.Jayney ok i'll cheek here out in a mo. All the girls on there are sooooo!! hot I just love large tattoos on girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I thought doing your business means taking a shit..you know.. as in saying "the dog did his business all over the floor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Nope, been close a couple of times, I think the rents know and just avoid me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I thought doing your business means taking a shit..you know.. as in saying "the dog did his business all over the floor"Go back and read this thread and imagine "Doing the buisness" Is a shit. Mum walks in, I'm sat there with the porker out in my hand. Walks over to my wardrobe behind me, puts the clothes in, and walks out. Meanwhile I've still got it out laugh.gif not sure if she saw or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Never caught going solo but with my ex, she lived in a bungalow, her dad was out on the piss and forgot to bring his key, warm summer night about half 1, at it before going to bed, window open cos we were hot enough. Next thing her dad pops his head through the curtains 'can you let me in?' I fell off the bed, she threw on my t-shirt and opened the door, came back down and finished.He never said a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 lol this thread is awesome lol never been caught never been close lol noone ever comes in my room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 but i have been caught more than once with females!! school proms and limos what a combination I always looked back fondly on the last time we were in a Limo pissing about. Not quite so fondly now...Never been caught wanking (I don't think...) but have WELL AND TRULY been caught having sex.Woke up one morning to find a rather pleasant looking lady lying next to me. Introductions happened, she filled me in on the bits I couldn't remember about the night before and vice-versa. We then decided to have another go, threw all the sheets off and started going at it. MY GOD do you go deaf or something when you're having sex?! My mate walked through my front door, shouted my name a few times, walked around the house banging doors looking for me (me and the lady were still going for it) and then finally walks into the lounge where I was, lying on the sofa bed, no sheets, with afore mentioned darling riding me.Nothing is ever going to replace the look on his face (nor probably what either of ours was looking like).It must have been like free porn.Never gonna forget that one.Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Never caught going solo but with my ex, she lived in a bungalow, her dad was out on the piss and forgot to bring his key, warm summer night about half 1, at it before going to bed, window open cos we were hot enough. Next thing her dad pops his head through the curtains 'can you let me in?' I fell off the bed, she threw on my t-shirt and opened the door, came back down and finished.He never said a word Erm...help i'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) Basement roo.....m?Edit:the m Edited December 14, 2006 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Basement roo.....m?Edit:the mAhhhhhh...possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan more Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 i was walked in on once me dad came in and i was trying to click the x button wilist putting it away and making it look discreet except i hit the maximize button instead lol dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipus Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 http://youtube.com/watch?v=XATL5f1RPv0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) must have been very absorbed by what I was doing because I can't recall being caught.edit: actually i did, on top of my gf at night, my mum for some reason had to walk into my room. we froze as she opened the door, it was completely dark so she might not have seen us. but then what did she expect, that we'd be sleeping in seperate beds? Edited December 14, 2006 by Inur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20inchsuperstar Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 i was walked in on once me dad came in and i was trying to click the x button wilist putting it away and making it look discreet except i hit the maximize button instead lol dannicely done dannever been caught dont you hate it how what you've searched stays in the toolbar?my mum saw thast i thinksaid nowt thoughi think she knows whats in the locked box under my bed too :$ matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 my mate once had a tug in the school toilets once, but as he was spitting his man milk, a teacher walked in, so he did his trousers up and went back to maths with his produce all down his trouser leg, and for the rest of the lesson my other mate kept asking what that was down his leg, so everyone kept looking!!! we all blatneltey knew what it was, but i dunno if everyone else did!I have also been walked in on by my gf's brother and sister whilst she is naked ontop of me, and the best part is she didn't even give a f**k and carried on!!!joE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewhite Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 haha courtesy of joe elding duno if this is reposted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 lol this thread is awesome lol never been caught never been close lol noone ever comes in my room Liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 girlfriends mum came home earlier than expected once, that was nearly very very emarassing, ive never got dressed so quick in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 the story about being caught when properly rat-arsed reminds me of a fairly recent incident where I came home completely shitfaced at about 2 in the morning. I remember popping the old chap out and sitting down to some interfilth but I don't know what happened between then and waking up in bed next to the missus later that morning. She didn't mention anything so I assume she didnt come in at 3, wipe me down and drag me off to bed but it preyed on my mind for a while there. oh, im glad everyone liked the wiping the ferret thing - I made it up on the spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Why are some people like, gf's mum came home etc and never got dressed so quick and so on....whats the rush?Just say dont come in May gf's mum is a family plannin nurse, so its quite funny She actually suggests for us (me and gf) that we have a bath together when her dad goes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Why are some people like, gf's mum came home etc and never got dressed so quick and so on....whats the rush?Just say dont come in May gf's mum is a family plannin nurse, so its quite funny She actually suggests for us (me and gf) that we have a bath together when her dad goes out.ok. and if she had come in? what do we say then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Pitbull Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Mum walks in, I'm sat there with the porker out in my hand. Walks over to my wardrobe behind me, puts the clothes in, and walks out. Meanwhile I've still got it out not sure if she saw or not L M F A O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathopper Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Never been caught me doin stuff wid gf and my mum was in the house so yay for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 got caught shaggin my X girlfriends best mate, well not actually caught while doing it but she found out so it technically means i got caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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