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The Chav Talk From Where Your From.


Josh   Greenan!!!!!!!!!!

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your ma, ma da = we are brothers

nigga what = what on earth are you saying dear chap?

emo = your probably not an emo, but its worth chanting to hear you get angry

slambo = towler landing his bike after a gap

zatly = exactly

ken = know

min= mate

loon = male

quoin = woman

fit = what

ah = i

so you could say,

"ken fit ah mean min? your ma, ma da"

"nigga whaaaaat"

"towler just slambo'd"

"zatly"

don't forget

michetey me ma loon and daaa gies aht min

oh and names used for the police

the blacks

pigs

scum

filth

'lice

poelise

gav

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its spelt cooshtys actually and its not a chav word me and Joe started it and we're the complete opposite of chav thanks

and you can't say anythin cause your the biggest chav I no

Mate you didn't start that word, its been around for ages :ermm:

Can't really think of what the chavs neds say up here... Im sure I'll think of some later on.

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its spelt cooshtys actually and its not a chav word me and Joe started it and we're the complete opposite of chav thanks

Have you ever seen Only Fools And Horses?

I say 'Seen/Skeen' all the time now, same with 'safe'.

I use 'spafe' as well, which is a mixture of spacious and safe from that old Micra advert.

I'm pretty much a chav.

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Trust me mate...... you DID NOT make up that word! lol

I no but its one of those words we started using with our mates round here I no we didn't make it up didn't actually say we did, we started it in our group of mates and it doesn't really mean very good at all in stoke in the way we use it its just a random word we drop into scentances,

e.g. '' d'you wanna cooshtoff up to the coosht for a a bitsy?'' (d'you want to go up to the plaza and ride for a bit.) random little language we got goin on actually.

but to be honest who cares

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