Tom_ Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 should probably be best of the internet but it thought it 'd be just as fun here (long hyperlinks ***) aha i don't know chav talk i hang around with moshery/emos etc.If I ever met him I can happily say i would kick him in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 If I ever met him I can happily say i would kick him in the face.surely that makes you bad?just laugh at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) PENG - Good..or something like that...Mean's a girl is hot...............................So what,I say it. EDIT:Gonna get closelined=Gonna get beaten up.Shanked=Gonna get beaten up.Are you dizzy?=Basiclly mean's wtf. Edited December 10, 2006 by nickyw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 should probably be best of the internet but it thought it 'd be just as fun here (long hyperlinks ***) aha i don't know chav talk i hang around with moshery/emos etc.god he look so cool! what is that tune though, recognise but cant quite remember who its by.???wass gwannin g?- whats going on matewhere to?- where are youhey i'm chattin to you!- self explanatorythen the usual ones like safe,cuz,bludgotta love bristol mate, not long til im back to enjoy the joys of all that, mind you portsmouth aint bad!craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) Wagwhan = hellowhats gwarning = whats happeningpussio = pussybattio = gaytings = vaginabuffting = good looking girlsafeting = goodbanged up = beaten upshanked/slashed = stabbednougat = poundvoda = phoneEDIT:naa mean? = you know what i mean?mirked = beaten uparms house = fightbanger = gunBare golden chickendem = a meal, usuall golden chicken type restaurants or al pasha kebabMany/bare mandem = a lot of peopleMany/Bare heads = a lot of peopleends = where you live, defined by the first part of your post code.reppin GU21(or any post code) = the 'ends' that you would fight for.bop on down to = go tof**kting you're = are you serious?backing up = fighting for.Nah long = no that involves to much effort.Longting = effortfulChatting breeze = chating shit.allow that = no lets not do that.'low me one of them = give me one of them. Edited December 13, 2006 by Joe_Elding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Teefed - stolenFasiole - shy young gentlemen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) So many to name...Do u think im a dik ed? Are you taking me for a fool?Eat - steal from.f**k - I can't think of anymore.Skeen/Seen - Oh i see.Ice - beat up or just punch.Clap - slap.Alie - innit - I agree.Walie - how samarlians say 'Alie'Strap - GunGreazy - Good.Tug - Thug.Spit - Rap.Gash - girl.Bash - wank.On road - in a public place basically. Edited December 10, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsey Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 wow i think i learn more every weekend, but some recent ones that are pretty common are stuff like:Mush/boi - mateTak ovv - i swear.. used like this -[ tak ovv, me nans dead grave chav ]- (im being serious.. yea its bad)shank - muggedsket - whore...or a get around normallymerced - beat up got beef - got a problem..the meat/pigs/wagon/lights/ gavers[most common] - policeget up - shut upi learnt a bit yesterday as i got smacked in the face for not givng some chavey the rest of my fag.. ill post it in the angry thread now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_photographer Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 I saw that video of that bloke and the two policemen on TV. It turns out the bloke was on steroids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayn3 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) watch them all you will like.i Hope you understand it, its what people from teesside talk like.Number 5, 6 , 7 , 11 and 13 are the bestEdit: Oh and number 2 Edited December 10, 2006 by wayn3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 PUKAA - means something good? bad shit - good stuff. bare times - enough times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 All the gangsta' slang in the form of a rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 All the gangsta' slang in the form of a rap. Am i the only one that found the part where he is rapping in the street, but with a green lollypop in his hand funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) That'd be Bashy, na, he 'spits' the truth... one of his 'bars' goes: 'i'm not on a gang ting, you wont see man doin the harlem shit' saying he's not one of those c**ts that'll mug you but proceeds to say how he'll clamp you if you push him too far, which is good i 'spose.Just try to listen and understand what he's saying, one part goes along the lines of 'families in low income thats why everyones fightin' over crums...'Don't let my gangsta knowledge make you think i'm more of a twat than you already think i am, i'm not envolved with that, living in Penge you pick things up.The guy after Bashy, Bruza, is a legend! with his cockney accent... Edited December 10, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 That'd be Bashy, na, he 'spits' the truth... one of his 'bars' goes: 'i'm not on a gang ting, you wont see man doin the harlem shit' saying he's not one of those c**ts that'll mug you but proceeds to say how he'll clamp you if you push him too far, which is good i 'spose.Just try to listen and understand what he's saying, one part goes along the lines of 'families in low income thats why everyones fightin' over crums...'Don't let my gangsta knowledge make you think i'm more of a twat than you already think i am, i'm not envolved with that, living in Penge you pick things up.The guy after Bashy, Bruza, is a legend! with his cockney accent... Don't get me wrong i wasn't knocking the guy at all. And yeah you're right about his lyrics being better than a lot of others involving gang crime and the likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 All the gangsta' slang in the form of a rap.Wow, I wish I could talk utter bollocks really fast.We generally have...you dickhead = wanna fightWhat you lookin at? = wanna fight?An what = wanna fight?Brap brap = wanna fight?Got a fag? = If you haven't; I will fight you. If you have; I'll take the pack, then fight you.Meh, theres not too bad here, any confrontation and they tend to pussy out. Although the main problem is that people think there black...oh joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Round my area its things likePhat- v.goodMint- v.goodshit-hot- v.goodWank- bad or not good stef- laughBlackpool-england Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Bear Blapping - Riding Moped OutJonny Bizzle - The parkBattle Cruiser - BoozerYuts - Little Scummy peopleLicked - StonedBore Back - Wait a secondBear - Big lots ofhmmmm might take a lil book arround with me tommorw see how many stupid chavs i can bullybuffting = good looking girlYep....... oh the memorys!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 "Chill to some warpers mush" - Listen to some tunes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 koosht=really good. (sorry if it's already been posted)zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Well I'm from Essex but I spend a lot of time in Norfolk so it's a mix:'ave that = There you go, isn't that great.Blates = Yes, clearly you are correct.Bare = Very (eg: "She is bare fit")Mc = Makes any word even more emphasised (eg: "She is McStunning" or "That is McShit")A cheesy = A favour (Cheesy quaver)Scret = Someone who is promiscuousChored = StollenSafe = Ok (seems daft to use a longer word but that's Essex for you)Gash = Very badWank = Very badFurry muff = Fair enoughMucky Buckets = ThanksCan't think of any others!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 your ma, ma da = we are brothersnigga what = what on earth are you saying dear chap?emo = your probably not an emo, but its worth chanting to hear you get angryslambo = towler landing his bike after a gapzatly = exactlyken = knowmin = malequoin = womanfit = whatah = iso you could say,"ken fit ah mean min? your ma, ma da""nigga whaaaaat""towler just slambo'd""zatly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Blates = Yes, clearly you are correct.Doesnt it just mean blatently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 it does round here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 "drop nob in"...i want to shag her shitless "get on this"...sit on my dick you know the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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