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Just let them, like someone already said, they can't handle the gearing, plus all the fake gold will weigh them down so they wont be able to make a quick get away.

Even if they do, you know you'll be able to find them later that nite in the local park hammered on half a bottle of white lightening cider!!

I had a guy from the "travelling community" ask for ago on my bike once, I let him, he made about 4 peddle strokes, tried a wheelie and then nearly stacked it after pulling the front brake to hard on my freshly tuned HS33 Mags!! :D

big mistake

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I normaly just pull out somekind of relativly easy trick [for me], rolling 360 is my favorite, and then say, if you can do that, then you can ride my bike, else, f**k off.

No offence,But if you did that were I lived..You'll most likely to get this reply back:

"Nar dont be renk dan,Your f**king bate dan....Ill remember d at."

:rolleyes:

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Alright.

Tell them to naff off, then go ride somewhere else. Don't get it much in my area anyhow.

Cheers...

:o i am moving to were you live 1 chav is to many i say :D .

it would be funny if you let them have a go then they burn off go to sit down and there balls go down through the frame between the tyre, make sure you are not at the top of a hill though they will burn off also are bikes are so light they could just chuck them over there shoulder and run :P bet you didn't think about that did you.

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well this happened to me once at school and it just so happened that the kid who wanted a go on my bike through my school bag on the school roof the day before so i was mega peed off with him so i rode up in front of him then pedal really hard whilst wheeling straight into his googlies ouch he was kinda liing there for about 20 mins rolling in pain lucky it was the end of school i just rode off lol now he doesnt mess with me any more or if that doesnt work just let them have a go but whilst they are riding it tell them to try the brakes hahahaha big mistake mr chav they will be picking dirt out of the teeth for ages lol

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alrite mate

i let a chav ride my bike once and sed to him dont change the gear above 3rd. so what did he do changed gear and broke my rear mech hanger and didnt even offer to pay for it. just remeber that they might break it but wont offer to pay for it so then youare out of pocket.

koxxtrialz

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well this happened to me once at school and it just so happened that the kid who wanted a go on my bike through my school bag on the school roof the day before so i was mega peed off with him so i rode up in front of him then pedal really hard whilst wheeling straight into his googlies ouch he was kinda liing there for about 20 mins rolling in pain lucky it was the end of school i just rode off lol now he doesnt mess with me any more or if that doesnt work just let them have a go but whilst they are riding it tell them to try the brakes hahahaha big mistake mr chav they will be picking dirt out of the teeth for ages lol

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when we rounding them up and sending then, date please :P

Well what i was thinking was we could have a big fund raiser to pay for the rocket from nasa, i am sure loads of people would be wiling to help.

Next time a chav asks for ago on your bike grab hold of them tye them up and chuck them in your cubord under the stairs.

dan

p.s If you have a bungilo put them in the attick

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just stare at them like you are going to MURDER/TORTURE them, whilst breathing real heavy!! funny as fook.

i agree with this statement worked for me before, but i now prefer to take the piss out of them with there own language with statements such as

'' if you come one step closer blee, i will blaps you up massive, you get me blee!!''(whilst looking really angry)

will never fail, plus trials riding has made me pretty muscular so i usually slip in a flex of arm muscles let them know they ain't got a chance if they start something!! i've never had anyone get cocky to me!!!

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dudes you all slag "chavs" off what do you define as a chav if you look at me you would call me a chav n im a through n through trial rider

i ride in

stone island/ hackett cap

stone island jumper

hackett shirts

henri lloyd shirts

lacoste trainers

so just because i wear expensive named brands what makes me different apart from clothing

i do same tricks i dont do a; chav hop or any thing do i

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dudes you all slag "chavs" off what do you define as a chav if you look at me you would call me a chav n im a through n through trial rider

i ride in

stone island/ hackett cap

stone island jumper

hackett shirts

henri lloyd shirts

lacoste trainers

so just because i wear expensive named brands what makes me different apart from clothing

i do same tricks i dont do a; chav hop or any thing do i

Not really expensive.

just wannabe clothes in my opinion.

lacoste make some tidy stuff though.

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dudes you all slag "chavs" off what do you define as a chav if you look at me you would call me a chav n im a through n through trial rider

i ride in

stone island/ hackett cap

stone island jumper

hackett shirts

henri lloyd shirts

lacoste trainers

so just because i wear expensive named brands what makes me different apart from clothing

i do same tricks i dont do a; chav hop or any thing do i

Just leave, right NOW!

Only joking...

Yes, a chav can be defined by what clothes thy wear, but that's not official, it's their actions that make them a chav.

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