bite me Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok so you know when there is a random person, maybe on a bike, maybe not. Get it like all the time, they come up maybe chat and say like "can have a ride on ur bike blud i wont break it bruv u can hold me walet n shiz" surprisingly annoying. If you say no, they keep going, then say like "i got a bmx its much better whats the differnence" .... "about 2 grand lol" What do you guys say to them?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 go away before you get switched up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
531joshua Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Alright.Tell them to naff off, then go ride somewhere else. Don't get it much in my area anyhow.Cheers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STC Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 chav's gay well i let some one on mine wish i din't he nicked off with it but he was stoned anyway so i got it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just let them, unless they are fat and will break it, if they d try to nick it how far do you really think they will get with our gearing, they find it hard enough to ride standing up and with the huge bars we run. they cant do shit really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bite me Posted December 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 It's not so much getting it stolen as breaking somthing because they are so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 chav's gay well i let some one on mine wish i din't he nicked off with it but he was stoned anyway so i got it backWell luke pawlzysn your that scared of people you were scared of a little 5 year old kid trying to nick off with your bike and you even let him have a go on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials wannabe Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just let them, unless they are fat and will break it, if they d try to nick it how far do you really think they will get with our gearing, they find it hard enough to ride standing up and with the huge bars we run. they cant do shit reallylol exactly, i said ok but only because he wouldnt leave me alone after 20 seconds or so he tried riding off up a hill and realised i had no gears when i caught up with him well lol what would you do in my situation (beat him up and make sure he doesnt think bout it again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just let them, unless they are fat and will break it, if they d try to nick it how far do you really think they will get with our gearing, they find it hard enough to ride standing up and with the huge bars we run. they cant do shit reallysorry but this must the worst advice you can give someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 They can just run off with the bike you know, not asif they weight alot...You go after them, get twatted in the face with your own bike lolMoral of the story, kick them in the head and ride off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_ryan Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 I just think of some witty reply, like if its an older peson, i ask for a shot of their car etc, or if its a younger person ask for a piggy back mabye . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 They can just run off with the bike you know, not asif they weight alot...You go after them, get twatted in the face with your own bike lolMoral of the story, kick them in the head and ride off but who is gunna be faster, some fat chavvy git who is dragging a bike up a hill or you an athlete who is constantly training... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 (edited) but who is gunna be faster, some fat chavvy git who is dragging a bike up a hill or you an athlete who is constantly training...Why is there going to be a hill? And running muscles are different from trials ones Besides.... chav's are used to running off with stuff, i'd be suprised if you could outrun a chav, they have to run and evade police carrying computers, tv's, dvd players etc so a bike isn't gonna be too bad. Edited December 8, 2006 by Krisboats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 o ffs, ok, no hills, i personally am a f**k load faster than most of the chavs at my school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryin_trials Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Just let them, like someone already said, they can't handle the gearing, plus all the fake gold will weigh them down so they wont be able to make a quick get away. Even if they do, you know you'll be able to find them later that nite in the local park hammered on half a bottle of white lightening cider!!I had a guy from the "travelling community" ask for ago on my bike once, I let him, he made about 4 peddle strokes, tried a wheelie and then nearly stacked it after pulling the front brake to hard on my freshly tuned HS33 Mags!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Beckett Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 o ffs, ok, no hills, i personally am a f**k load faster than most of the chavs at my schoolplus they all smoke and are usually drunk 24/7, so it will be a tad more difficult to run of from a trials rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridport-Rider-Dave Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 i say if they even touch my bike ill kick there head in works pretty much everytime!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just say no! and then if they ask again say GET YOUR OWN F**KING BIKE LOSER then just go back to what you were doing and ignore them, they will most likely just give up and walk off. this might go wrong if you happen to be very small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osram Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Simple just ride away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Beckett Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just stare at them like you are going to MURDER/TORTURE them, whilst breathing real heavy!! funny as fook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials wannabe Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 just stare at them like you are going to MURDER/TORTURE them, whilst breathing real heavy!! funny as fook.LMAO i bet next time that happens il try and take your advice but i bet i cant stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil H Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 o ffs, ok, no hills, i personally am a f**k load faster than most of the chavs at my schoolTrue Story. And also if my bike was at stake I think I could catch/fight anyone!Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 (edited) Alex makes a ROAR at them, and threatens to bite their ankles, OR they give him a lolly for his bike... But seriously, i've seen Alex topless, and he looks pretty muscly, so he'd probably beat them up Which is why i don't wanna meet him (i always tease him about his vertically challenged body)I once told a chav that if i let them have a go on my mini dirt bike, and they went more than 5 MPH it'd blow their legs off as it was a new engine, which was true, except the blow their legs off bit, it'd just make the engine a bit shit. Edited December 8, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 i don't know where you lot live. But my god around here there isn't just gonna be one person if they try to steal your bike. Theres at least a 4:1 ratio, then when they have your bike they will run into a bigger crowd of chavs, so really you'd have no hope. Just act confident, just say no mate its being dodgey sorry then ride off. Its worked for me so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd91 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 i agree with barber, its also pretty much impossible to find a chav that goes a round by him self and wil ask you to have ago on your bike unless you are really tiny, (no offence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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