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not angry, not happy so i had to start a new one

missus slipped over on the stairs. It all seems ok, she just bumped down a couple of steps on her arse and hurt her hand.

I'm still trying to swallow my heart again though... haven't moved that fast for a while

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not angry, not happy so i had to start a new one

missus slipped over on the stairs. It all seems ok, she just bumped down a couple of steps on her arse and hurt her hand.

I'm still trying to swallow my heart again though... haven't moved that fast for a while

Shit man, I hope everythings ok.

Bet you'll be keeping her locked away now though eh. Waiting on her hand and foot! ^_^

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kinda pales into insignificance compared to mine, shooting in the garage before with the fuji note both the fluoro tubes in me garage are shot, so i have a phone, or a flash for light. both at the other end of the garage, heard tripod fall over as i climbed over shit, heard a bang/crack/whallop, thought it was the end of the camera. however happy days, camera landed on some bin bags, however the plastic plant pot under the piece of wood i was standing on(and the tripod was leaning on) is well and truly knackered.

but yea, seems kinda stupid to worry about the £100 camera compared to your slight issue then.

*note to any oblivious/ignorant/blind members of tf, poopipes missus is pregnant with a kid(well what else shed be pregnant with, who knows) and poopipes been told it came from his spam dagger.

as a precaution for future incidents, really think you should just wrap her in bubblewrap, and have a straw for her to breathe through, that, and i think itd just look plain amusing, and u cud pop it when you got bored.

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kinda pales into insignificance compared to mine, shooting in the garage before with the fuji note both the fluoro tubes in me garage are shot, so i have a phone, or a flash for light. both at the other end of the garage, heard tripod fall over as i climbed over shit, heard a bang/crack/whallop, thought it was the end of the camera. however happy days, camera landed on some bin bags, however the plastic plant pot under the piece of wood i was standing on(and the tripod was leaning on) is well and truly knackered.

but yea, seems kinda stupid to worry about the £100 camera compared to your slight issue then.

*note to any oblivious/ignorant/blind members of tf, poopipes missus is pregnant with a kid(well what else shed be pregnant with, who knows) and poopipes been told it came from his spam dagger.

as a precaution for future incidents, really think you should just wrap her in bubblewrap, and have a straw for her to breathe through, that, and i think itd just look plain amusing, and u cud pop it when you got bored.

If she fell over with that in her mouth it could be worse!

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aaw, i feel love.

she's on the sofa in a pile of cushions and all appears well - the little blighter's still moving (and has hiccups) which is about right for this time of the evening.

bubble wrap is quite an interesting idea - kinda kinky too :shifty:

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aaw, i feel love.

she's on the sofa in a pile of cushions and all appears well - the little blighter's still moving (and has hiccups) which is about right for this time of the evening.

So do you know what it is yet?

I know it's a baby. I mean boy or girl.

And what are you doing to call it when it comes out?

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it's a boy - as for names, there's been a thread

we have a rolling shortlist of about 5 or 6 names the ones listed in the thread kind of cycle in and out plus one or two more - we'll have to have a look at him before we make the final decision.

only a couple or three weeks left now :D - wonder if I'll get my frame back before he makes his appearance..

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Yeh Jake better be up there in the running, tis a good name ;)

I shat myself last time I was out on my pit bike, found a manmade ray mears style hut out in the middle of the forest, stopped the bike to have a look and heard a HUGE rumble and the ground shook, shit myself, started the bike and sped off away from the area..... :huh::ermm:

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Bubble wrap is one idea, what about these huge balls people sit in and tumble down steep hills? There's a name for it...

As for the name, a poll could be fun. In 10 years time you could show your son the topic in which his name was decided upon. By that time most of us will have lost all our hair and grown long beards with lots of wildlife in them.

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Babies are uber safe inside a belly.

I talk to a lass on msn who fell down the stairs with her half a year old babie. And i shit myself when she told me, and i wasn't even there.

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lmao what was it?

Duno, there are two quarries near by but I don't think it was either of them........ Like a really deep rumble through the ground, almost thougth it was going to split in two and swallow me up or something.....

Bubble wrap is one idea, what about these huge balls people sit in and tumble down steep hills? There's a name for it...

As for the name, a poll could be fun. In 10 years time you could show your son the topic in which his name was decided upon. By that time most of us will have lost all our hair and grown long beards with lots of wildlife in them.

It's not all bad, we might have titanium holes by that stage!!!!!

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how old is poopipe i thourght he was 15 for some reason lol.

i am, the missus is 12

those big ball things are called zorbs - the rolling gown a hill sport is zorbing. both very silly names.

and jacob is in there :) ill leave out the 15625432165 bit though

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Jon, I know your missus was grumpy and hormonal but when we discussed possible solutions I don't remember anyone suggesting pushing her down the stairs!

Still, sounds like it did the trick, so that's one to remember I feel!

Davey

your missus is next - i just have to impregnate her first :shifty:

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I was cutting some pad with a REALLY sharp blade and it slipped when I had lots of force on it!!!! I thought I had got my hand but didnt feel any pain, sometimes though, the REALLY deep nasty cuts dont hurt at first. So I was checking my hand over but it seemed I missed, but that shat me up! I hate knive wounds :S

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Alan.... Anyone care to donate me a pound? So far i have £9..... says:

yes its true, poopipe is 15

---->Beau<---- --->Brum ride satday New number ask. front to backs are the way forwads. REAR MAGGY NEEDED ASAP says:

omfg

---->Beau<---- --->Brum ride satday New number ask. front to backs are the way forwads. REAR MAGGY NEEDED ASAP says:

is he with u now lol

---->Beau<---- --->Brum ride satday New number ask. front to backs are the way forwads. REAR MAGGY NEEDED ASAP says:

if so slap him

Hahaha :lol:

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I have one. Recently I thought I had my chest problem again (f**ked lungs), its gone away now and I'm developing a bit of a flu...thank god.

Apparently, if I get this lung shit again (which is 95% likely) I have to have a fun little operation which envolves breaking a few ribs and sort of gluing my lung to my chest wall to prevent it collapsing again...

Aren't hospitals fun :)

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