Nick Garland Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Browsing the net at college as you do, looking for something interesting and came upon this.31 Bad IdeasSome are actually hillarious, such as the guy stabbing himself in the willy.Anyone got a funny story they would like to add.(Admins: if this is classed as too rude then I understand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Surely people aren't that thick?Some of those are the pinnacle of stupidity!Funny though "One morning after I woke up I was feeling right randy, and I guess a little loony as well! So what did I do? Well, I opened up a chest in my room and got a ring of duct tape, taped it around my little friend, and started to wank. It did not work too good, and now that I think about it, I don't see how it could have, but I was very tired at the time so you can't blame me. I was feeling right loony. But anyway, the duct tape was very tight and started to cut off blood flow. I couldn't get it off so I ran around the house trying to find something to cut with. I found a knife and then started to cut the tape and then "OUCH!" I stabbed myself right in my willy! I had to run to the docs for help and from there to the hospital! I didn't want my penis to come out looking like hamburger meat so I has to swallow my pride and let them remove the tape at the hospital. But my willy came out fine in the end!"What the hell!idiot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 (edited) Haha, I give this thread till about 4pm!I'm saying nowt, I can't be trusted!Davey Edited November 15, 2006 by Small_Gear_Big_Style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 I'm not sure taking wanking tips from an Arab is ever a good idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 With magnetsOne time I put two neodymium magnets on each side of my scrotum. They slammed together and the magnetic force was so tremendous I couldn't remove them without tools. I took two pairs of pliers and pulled like hell. They came off but I couldn't feel my sack until the next day, when it hurt like hell.that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Auto Mod Please use the Best Of The Internet for topics like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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