poopipe Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I saw a documentary a while back in which the following theory was put forward..If you're right handed, your left gonad dangles lower (and vice-versa)Because I've got nothing better to do with my day I set out to either prove or debunk this theory. I did a brief survey (ie. I asked Davey) but the results (below) were inconclusive. Results::I'm a right hander and my left one dangles lower. Davey is a left hander and (contrary to my expectations) his left one dangles lower.After investigation, it emerged that Davey prefers to use his right hand to, erm, 'pull his chain' so it occurred to me that the connection may lie in that direction. soo, in the interest of science please indicate your favoured solo love hand and which gonad dangles lower(the ambidextrous amongst you must have a favourite - you've got a favourite olsen right ? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I nearly checked, then i realised im still at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I nearly checked, then i realised im still at work.Did you not know already?Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Left is lower, right handed, however can yank with both hands equally as well.. in some cases my left gets me off better than my right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendee Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Left is lower, right handed, however can yank with both hands equally as well.. in some cases my left gets me off better than my righthaha you are a hardcore wanker i cant wank with my left for shit it feels shite.anyway wank with right hand left hangs lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Did you not know already?DaveyI was pretty sure it was the left thats lower, but i'm not certain. I have flashbacks of seeing the right one further down! (And im left handed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 haha you are a hardcore wanker i cant wank with my left for shit it feels shite.anyway wank with right hand left hangs lower. Yea i remember when i didnt train with my left hand. Was like rubbing spaghetti for a while (just 8" girth spaghetti) .. but now its 2nd hand nature. Id give it a go.. once you have learnt that then its time for your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 (edited) oo, this might spice things up a bit. Whip into the bogs and check edit::oo, that sounds dodgy - I was talking to planetxpimp Edited November 14, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 right handed, and my left ones lower...but only just, theyre pretty much level, had to give them a bit of a tug to check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Right handed right hangs lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I think this is working out as I predicted (with the exception of a couple of freaks )I may publish if this continues. I wonder if theres a connection between dangle height and your favourite olsen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 i think its a scientific fact that the left is ment to hang lower naturally, if you look at old roman or greek statues and things, the left is always lower, because its how we're ment to be....only fractionally i think, but the left should always hang lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 (edited) dangle height and your favourite olsen.. Same with womans breasts aswell. One's lower, and bigger. Edited November 14, 2006 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 anyone found they can actually raise their lower ball with their stomach muscles though? i have like stick belly in/out, pull it in and shud raise you lower bollock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 (edited) anyone found they can actually raise their lower ball with their stomach muscles though? i have like stick belly in/out, pull it in and shud raise you lower bollockooh yeah. thats nearly as much fun as the willy dance, now to figure out how to move each of them independentlySame with womans breasts aswell. One's lower, and bigger.hence the tendency towards a favourite...re. the statues. The documentary mentioned it - Michaelangelo's David apparently has a danglier right gonad so they reckon he must've been left handed (personally I reckon it's down to them using mirrors & pinhole cameras & shit to increase the size of their pictures so the argument is flawed)the results aren't contradicting my hypothesis yet. I note we have 4 freaks now .. Edited November 14, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Isnt it because the sperm duct is in the left testie and so it weighs more an will hang slightly lower?thats what we was taught in science me thinks...... lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Isnt it because the sperm duct is in the left testie and so it weighs more an will hang slightly lower?thats what we was taught in science me thinks...... lmao No its because if they were at the same height you would crush them together between your legs. Its simple evolution.. even dogs have a lower bollock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Iwould tell you but ive just got back, soaked through and bollocks decided to retreat in the cold.I'll add to the survey in abit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 What should you vote for if u only have one? Please advise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby's Baby Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Does this also apply to breasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 What should you vote for if u only have one? Which everone hangs lower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Does this also apply to breasts?No, i think you need your own poll for that one Tori. Completly different part of the anatomy, would possibly invalidate the scientific findings of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 i am still waiting, cant be long now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Left and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 No, i think you need your own poll for that one Tori. Completly different part of the anatomy, would possibly invalidate the scientific findings of this one.i'm afraid it would, I don't mean to exclude the ladies - it's just biology. If you don't want to feel left out and have a significant other who hasn't already voted perhaps you could add their results instead? one gonad is a hard one - it may be best to refrain from voting or vote for the new option as it may skew the results.speaking of which.. it looks suspiciously like the theory has been debunked - particularly among the left handersso much for science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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