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I guess your sisters moved out, was that before or after you dumped all your shit in there? :P

Yep,She's f**ked off to a flat. (Y) EDIT: Well i sorta just dumped in there anyway while she still lived with us...Afterall she robbed my money,clothes and other bit's....She's just like that stan's sister off south park. :(

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Wow, Your room is actually shorter than mine by the looks of it, mine is feckin' tiny! Well annoying

I'd measure mine but my mums a spacker and tidys (my tape measure)shit away so i can't find anything, really pisses me off, nearly broke the £100 router because it made my room look tidier, what a retard.

EDIT: At a guess, a pretty accurate guess for width, 6ft, i can laydown tip toed, touching the wall with my feet, my head is about 2 inches from the skirting board (i'm 5ft 8) and around about 12 ft long, TINY!

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My mum tidied my room up one weekend when I was away...

I'm 18, my room is hardly a tip at the worst of times, but seriously, theres things you don't want a mum to see in my room...I never asked her to tidy up but I have to say 'thanks mum' for going through all my personal stuff and moving everything...

Mums eh? Gotta love em.

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My mum tidied my room up one weekend when I was away...

I'm 18, my room is hardly a tip at the worst of times, but seriously, theres things you don't want a mum to see in my room...I never asked her to tidy up but I have to say 'thanks mum' for going through all my personal stuff and moving everything...

Mums eh? Gotta love em.

did she neatly stack your porn for you ?

my mum used to do that - she'd throw some of the really good :( stuff away though

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yar

Tidy, but it looks all bent and stuff? :o

My room doesn't look that bad apart from the untidyness, falling off dado rail and anger wall. My cupboard door is mullered from punching it 9 times (each ones a hole) hitting it 4 times with a hammer and smacking it 5 times with a baseball bat ^_^

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Joe for the win.

Believe it or not, I dont have any porn of the photo kind, lol, doesn't do it for me :P But she undoubtly found my tissue collection aswell as my condom stash...

I told her, firmly, if she ever, EVER did it again, I'd smash her face in.

Edit: Further inspection, Joe for the Lose, thats not a bedroom I'd like to wake up in, lol. Too bleak, nothing much too look at. Got a TV or anything? And its too tidy...so much that its creepy, slightly feminine.

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Joe for the win.

Believe it or not, I dont have any porn of the photo kind, lol, doesn't do it for me :P But she undoubtly found my tissue collection aswell as my condom stash...

I told her, firmly, if she ever, EVER did it again, I'd smash her face in.

Do you not flush your tissues? I bet you're saving them for a day when you get hungry and decide they look appetising. :P

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Do you not flush your tissues? I bet you're saving them for a day when you get hungry and decide they look appetising. :P

Toilet is downstairs, I throw them in the waste bin I have near my bed...

Either her son as learnt a new skill or has had a chronic flu for several months....

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Anzo, would u like a pic from a diffrent angle??

Yea, another angle, and throw some crap around your room. You're a man, you're supposed to live in a room full of crap, rotting away like some sort of beast...or just put some clothes on the floor.

I like a room full of gadgets. I'd have one of those delicate sculptures if I didnt come back home every weekend, blind drunk and smash into everything before finding my bed.

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:S I wouldn't say so. Its a loft conversion, its always going to look good and I'm guessing its pretty recent too?

You can hire contractors to convert your loft fully for under £2000 now, which is cheap compared to having an addition bedroom and boosting your house value.

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:S I wouldn't say so. Its a loft conversion, its always going to look good and I'm guessing its pretty recent too?

You can hire contractors to convert your loft fully for under £2000 now, which is cheap compared to having an addition bedroom and boosting your house value.

apart from anything else - what the hell's wrong with being rich ?

I've got loads of money and it doesn't do me any harm

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my room is no loft conversion :lol:

Just a standard room in the upstairs of my house :Slol

Fine, gay, lol.

But its the top of your house...so technically a loft....which is a bedroom...so technically a loft conversion.

(meh, just shut up and agree...I have a knife).

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