SuperDeathMonkey Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Long story short, I got wasted on Friday, cracked my face on the floor and I now have two black eyes.This friday i'm going home and don't really want the awkward questions from my parentsAny chance they might clear up by then, also is there anything I can do to speed it upCheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 yeah..... that would probably be more obvious than the black eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 long enough so your mum will notice it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Depends how deep the bruises are i guess?Just wear a gimp mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Put raw meat over your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgun_Donor Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 (edited) Yea black eyes last a while, just tell her you were a bit tipsy and fell up a curb and smacked your nose on the floor Edited November 7, 2006 by Orgun_Donor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Wear an eye patch, say you're a pirate and it's your new religion, go on explaining how if she says you're talking a load of shit, telll her you'll get your pirate followers on her and she wont like it. ORRR wear some cool shades because it's really hot in the UK at the moment and say it effects your hayfever.If all else fails BITCH SLAP THAT MOFO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abe Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Wear an eye patch, say you're a pirate and it's your new religion, go on explaining how if she says you're talking a load of shit, telll her you'll get your pirate followers on her and she wont like it.pirate.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 HELLZ NO!!1! Just make sure you look where you're going.Bitch slappin' or shades then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 beat your parents up, give them two black eyes and then call them hypocrits if they ask about yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 beat your parents up, give them two black eyes and then call them hypocrits if they ask about yours.LMAO nice one.Say you were looking at some fit birds ( as you've been to uni you've got interested in bird watching) and when you were looking at some through your binos' and someone fell backwards and smacked them into your eyes.A PLAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 LOL i think your bros shown your parents this good luck trying though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Mirrored aviators'll do it.But seriously, without seeing we can't really say can we. But generally takes longer than you've got, unless your being a wimp and just have a slight brown bruise as opposed to full on purple swelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Get a spoon and put it in a freezer(or anywhere that is cold), take it out, then with the back of the spoon rub it on the bruising. It hurts a bit, but it works really well, as i found out when i needed to get rid of a bruise on my neck before my parents saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Ben will be killed in due courseThey're pretty purple but only small blobs below the eyes, will definatly give the frozen spoon method a goCheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Yeah, frozen goods on bruised areas usually work, got my swollen face down to nothing in a day, but i didnt do it the next day, so it came back up, and it was warm.So basically, keep it nice and cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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