CBProductions Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Ok people not sure what im doing wrong but I just cant sleep anymore, especially when I have something exciting the next day or work or something important. I was wondering what other troubles people have had/having ? Also what they did to cure it ? Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I shouldn't worry about it mate - go put a glass of milk in the microwave for 30 seconds or so, put on some chilled out music and drift off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Your probablly doing the ill fated thinking thing.Just sit down and relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgun_Donor Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Sounds abit silly but try not to think.Easiest way I found to get to sleep was to put a movie on and then lay back, put your head on a couple of pillows and im gone. But you need to get the whole cant do anything till tomorrow in your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 If i conciously make the effort not to move I drift off within 20 mins without fail. I think it forces your body to relax, when normally your mind's so hyper you keep moving about all the time.But that's quite difficult sometimes, so something else to do it read a non-exciting book. Something that you're not going to get engrossed in.I have a book of French vobaulary (learning French) and it works a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) read a non-exciting book. Something that you're not going to get engrossed in.sound advice.that's the only thing short of special cuddles or drinking a lot that gets me to nod off. I learnt about the dicovery of the rare earth elements and how the periodic table was invented all last week - an excellent night's sleep every time Edited October 18, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 ask a friend to meet you with a baseball bat. That might help, might hurt after a week but atleast youll be rested I just tire myself out during the day so by the time i have my tea Im really needing to go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) sound advice.that's the only thing short of special cuddles or drinking a lot that gets me to nod off. Surely a special cuddle willl keep you awake.Know what i mean, know what i mean, nudge nudge, know what i mean, say no more. How bored am i, quoting off MPEdit: On the whole music thing, weirdly i can't get to sleep with chilled out music. But i can with metal music. Is it just me that thinks thats strange. Edited October 18, 2006 by yoyoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Most of my life I've had difficulty sleeping. It doth sucketh. But I know a few things about getting to sleep because of it.If you can, the best technique is simply to hold a blank mind. Hold it for even a short period of time and sleep will not be far behind. Of course it's not always that easy, especially in situations where you're excited and your thoughts are on a spin cycle.An alternative and easier method of clearing the mind is to begin by looking at three objects in your room, giving each about a minute, but not letting anything else enter your mind beside what you are staring at. Follow this by closing your eyes and listening to three seperate sounds and then finally, physically sense three seperate things, like maybe your heartbeat, breathing or your bed sheets. This technqie really does work, especially with a bit of practise. It's basically what the other chap recommended with the idea of reading something unexciting and it also relates to what I'm going to say next.The final thing is to develop a similar pattern of behaviour just before you goto bed each night. For instance every night you might drink a glass of water followed by brushing your teeth, reading a book and giving teddy a hug goodnight. The mind is a programmable device and associating behaviour types (teeth cleaning, book, teddy, etc) with sleep for long enough will eventually cause those behaviour types to become the minds recognisable cues for sleep. Your body will begin the process of slowing down when the cues begin, so when you reach the time of sleep your mind will have slowed and sleep show follow with a degree of ease. Check out "Pavlov's Dog" if you want to understand this type of condtioning better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) On the whole music thing, weirdly i can't get to sleep with chilled out music. But i can with metal music. Is it just me that thinks thats strange.Nope, I find that too, something really heavy, "The Chariot" sends me off pretty quick, but chilled music does work too, Jose Gonzalez does the trick nicely!The best thing is if someone gently strokes the bridge of your nose, kinda between your eyebrows, it sends you off, it's one of those weird pressure point things but obviously this requires a friend to do it for you (I love my Missus)!Davey Edited October 18, 2006 by Small_Gear_Big_Style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 i was having trouble sleeping still am, doctor said make sure you dont spend night in your room and then go to bed it doesnt work easy, best thing t do is get out your room for half an hour read a nuts magazine or something.then go to bed but if you cant sleep within half an hour get up and read for another 30 mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 In fact the best thing to do is to have a wank. After you've done your business your body releases a hormone which tells your body to go to sleep, FACT!Davey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 The best thing is if someone gently strokes the bridge of your nose, kinda between your eyebrows, it sends you off, it's one of those weird pressure point things but obviously this requires a friend to do it for you (I love my Missus)!Daveythat used to work on my rabbit too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 that used to work on my rabbit tooToo far Poops, too far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) I'm gonna really annoy you now and let you know that, on average, it takes somewhere between 3 and 10 minutes for me to get to sleep.I just usually lie there face down on the bed, take a deep breath and let it out and thats it... usually i'm asleep.However if i can't get to sleep for more than 5 minutes i get agitated, this results in me then having to try and get to sleep, for which i do exactly the same, but i think about a scenario that i could be in... like riding in a competition or having fun riding a skatepark. After about a minute of lieing there, eyes closed thinking about riding i "make it more interesting", this usually involves something really far fetched like pulling off double backflip 360 tailwhips or something equally crazy, after another minute move on to something even more crazy... aliens lazers and spaceships trying to stop me riding should do it, and at this point you should find yourself already starting to drift to sleep and the story your imagining will start to carry on without you thinking about it. Another minute and you'll be asleep Apparantly it has something to do with concentrating on and using the creative side of your brain, the one thats most active when sleeping (for dreaming obviously), if you concentrate on using it while lieing still the other parts of the brain have nothing to do (motor control, problem solving... stuff like that) they effectively go to sleep, this, funnily enough... also sends you off to sleep.Works everytime P.S. If at the "drowsy/dreams taking over" stage you realise your going to sleep, dont get excited think of it as an accomplishment and smile, or reposition yourself to get comfy for sleeping because you've just used the motor section of the brain and will have to start again to send it off to sleep. Edited October 18, 2006 by Krisboats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 The best thing is if someone gently strokes the bridge of your nose, kinda between your eyebrows, it sends you off, it's one of those weird pressure point things but obviously this requires a friend to do it for you (I love my Missus)!Poor lass, how does she get to sleep then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 the worst thing you can do is worry about it , like when i used to have trouble sleeping a few years ago i used to think about during the day panicing that i wouldnt be able to fall asleep that night so when you finally do go to bed it nearly impossiblein the end i just started sleeping easily again, try to exercise during the day dont eat to late and get into bed like 30 mins before you wanna go to sleep and relax and watch tv or read then try to not worry and you should fall asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I used to have it in uni. My main tip would be not to get annoyed at the fact you cant get to sleep. Many times I've wound myself up at like 1am thinking 'shit got work in the morning, need to sleep', and before I know it its 4am - even more annoying, vicious circle. Now I just think '1am, never mind 'I find going to the pub every night works a treat for going straight to sleep. Nights where I don't go to the pub (rare) I find it difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Watch QVC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beigemaster Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Put on LOTR (or any film for that matter) and put the directors commentary on and nod of to the sweet sound of someone explaining post scripts, lighting effects, CGI methods, actor stories, re wri...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Fatty bifftec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm gonna really annoy you now and let you know that, on average, it takes somewhere between 3 and 10 minutes for me to get to sleep.I just usually lie there face down on the bed, take a deep breath and let it out and thats it... usually i'm asleep.However if i can't get to sleep for more than 5 minutes i get agitated, this results in me then having to try and get to sleep, for which i do exactly the same, but i think about a scenario that i could be in... like riding in a competition or having fun riding a skatepark. After about a minute of lieing there, eyes closed thinking about riding i "make it more interesting", this usually involves something really far fetched like pulling off double backflip 360 tailwhips or something equally crazy, after another minute move on to something even more crazy... aliens lazers and spaceships trying to stop me riding should do it, and at this point you should find yourself already starting to drift to sleep and the story your imagining will start to carry on without you thinking about it. Another minute and you'll be asleep Apparantly it has something to do with concentrating on and using the creative side of your brain, the one thats most active when sleeping (for dreaming obviously), if you concentrate on using it while lieing still the other parts of the brain have nothing to do (motor control, problem solving... stuff like that) they effectively go to sleep, this, funnily enough... also sends you off to sleep.Works everytime P.S. If at the "drowsy/dreams taking over" stage you realise your going to sleep, dont get excited think of it as an accomplishment and smile, or reposition yourself to get comfy for sleeping because you've just used the motor section of the brain and will have to start again to send it off to sleep.I just about fell sleep reading that lol, takes me about 15 minutes to get sleep, just try not to move alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Knacker yourself out before you go to bed, always works a treat for me, try like uhm, run round the block afew times, or something, red wine is mean't to make you sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Sorry to be crude, but masterbation?Its a natural reaction to want to sleep after sex, is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Fatty bifftec Only works for about 2 years. Then your fudged if you want to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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