Fixed Pants™ Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) Alright people, i thought it would be funny and interesting to hear your excuses for getting caught on porn/ someone finding out.Fire away, i'll go first, my friend at school always send me links to random sites that don't seem to be porn from the link but turns out to be some really f**ked up porn, so i search for some sites(and spend about 20 mins on each)then send back to him and catch him out.The funnier the better. Edited October 14, 2006 by 49ccminicrossah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 " mum do you mind, im having a wank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 " mum do you mind, im having a wank" She'll never guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 'sorry mum, I dont know what cum over me' :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) I know what did, your penis. Edited October 14, 2006 by 49ccminicrossah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron-i'anson Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 It's something to do when i'm not on my bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 I havent been caught yet but my excuse will be "Oh for GODS SAKE! Someone sent me this as a joke!" i might add in a little quirk like "He's such a pervert!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 'bloody popups' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) These are great, thanks for saving me... o i mean thanks for givng me a laugh. :$But what happens if they had evidence of you typing it in and stuff? lol Edited October 14, 2006 by 49ccminicrossah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 These are great, thanks for saving me... o i mean thanks for givng me a laugh. :$But what happens if they had evidence of you typing it in and stuff? lolDon't leave any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 These are great, thanks for saving me... o i mean thanks for givng me a laugh. :$But what happens if they had evidence of you typing it in and stuff? loli say ots a viras and im trying to clean it lol. my rents are sooo thik lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 But what happens if they had evidence of you typing it in and stuff? loluse firefox for porn and internet explorer for everything else. And when your finished just clear firefoxes history. or vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 you got that the wrong way round, seeing as IE comes pre-infected with viruses and spyware - keep that for the dodgy side of life and mz for wonderful trouble-free viewing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 I was polishing it and it went off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 I dont care lol.Mum asks why its on, i'll tell her lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 err wtf, my cock slipped outa my trousers, and this popped up at the same time:S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 "I SWEAR she's over 18!"See, for me its not so much the explicit content, its the illigitimate content that gets me in trouble.Just ask Tic or Wheeler.....Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 you got that the wrong way round, seeing as IE comes pre-infected with viruses and spyware - keep that for the dodgy side of life and mz for wonderful trouble-free viewing!Exactly why i said vice versa. But im running internet explorer 7 atm and i prefer it to firefox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 It's a pop up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemteX Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 If my wang is tucked away then "oh darn it, those pop ups again! I bloody love em!"If my wang is unleashed then it would be something like "can't you see im busy here? and make me some food damnit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) "Dam spyware."mum-" We really should get that fixed."me- "yeah" Edited October 15, 2006 by alext Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 "Well at least it ain't a mans hairy arse I'm looking at"eew` hairy arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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