chris_g Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 just be really confident and say "no you're alright" I had a random chav ask me that:Chav: "Thats a nice bike"Me: "It is a nice bike yes"Chav: "How much is it worth?" <-TransparentMe: "Enough"Chav: "Can I have a go?"Me: "No you're alright"Chav: goes off sulkinglol round here it we sed that it would proberly end up something like this...Chav: "Thats a nice bike"me:"ye it does job"Chav: "How much is it worth?" me:"duno build them up from parts so souldnt say"Chav: "Can I have a go?"Me: "No you're alright"chav:makes a funny tribal call in comes another 10chav:"why you been a cocky willy?me:"i wasnt"chav:"ye you was wna smack willy?(which means we dont care about answer your geting it either way lol)so no i wudnt use that one lol because you can gureantee theres never one chav on himself hes always got back up.i usally say "sorry mate im about to get off somewere else i wud if i had the time"unless there about 10 years old then you just say f**k offchristof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 chav:can i have a agome:nogo and ride..., or do what jason does and take ur chain on of the rear cog then say yes and wen they go to pedal theyll twat there kness, MWHAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 chav:can i have a agome:nogo and ride..., or do what jason does and take ur chain on of the rear cog then say yes and wen they go to pedal theyll twat there kness, MWHAHA. Hurts like f**k that, the pain makes you wanna cry an be sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 I remember that haha. Told a little chav kid that if he tried to steal my bike i would stamp on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 They wont ask if ur busy riding just dont respont to them or if they dont f**k off just nah sorry mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinpalen Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 I usually have small kids ask me all the time. I try to let them ride it and promote trials. It makes me feel special. If it is someone older they gotta have a bike similiar in value for me to hold on to while they test it out. If you don't want them to ride it, just say it is too dangerous for them and they would need to sign a waiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Nichols Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Chav: 'Can I have a go on your bike mate...?'Me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Chav: 'Can I have a go on your bike mate...?'Me: hah i just make gay little excuses and mutter till they get confused and walk off hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 If I know them, and know they're alright, I'll (sometimes) let them have a go.Afterall, they're only going to ride it round in a circle, pull the brakes, fly over the bars and say "Those breaks are good!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinpalen Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 As a Canadian boy I have one question?WTF is a Chav? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Defenition of a chav... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 www.urbandictionary.comi usually just say no. unless i know their a stupid fanny, then you can take the piss a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echo-1080-pure Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Go f**k your self?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadly venom Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) Yea, I get this same question myself all the time. It's the same thing, "can I ride your bike? Damn that some hot shit, let me get a ride on it." But for me the worst and most frequent questions I get is, "Yo, do a wheelie" or "let me see you do something on that bike." Nearly everytime I go down to the parking lot to ride flatland I get those same questions. I have had both children and adults follow me for two or three city blocks yelling at me, "yo man, do a f**king trick!" After a while this really gets old. Most of the time I try to be nice and tell them I am tired or my bike is not working properly. But there are times when this does not work. Then I have to get loud with them and tell them to back the f*ck up.One time I was riding home from the parking lot and some older kids started following me asking those same questions. When I ignored them, one of the bigger kids actually grabbed my bike and said, "dude, I said do a trick." On this particular day I was in a bad mood which is a bit rare for me. When he did that I got of my bike and said, "man, have you lost your f**king mind! Don't you ever try to rob me!" He gave a really shocked looked and they all back away from me. I did not want to behave that way but it was the only way for them to get the picture.So yea, I know what you mean.Ride on,Deadly Venom Edited September 26, 2006 by deadly venom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ermm just say No and if they spit on your bike get of and twat them.easy enoughbet you wouldn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo_Monkey Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 a mate of mine go the - "oh mate leme have a go on your bike" line from some chavy 15year old not to long back. so he smiles and says only if you let me bunny hop over you so after afew seconds the kid agrees and lies down in the middle of the road and we ride offfunniest thing iv ever seen - took him afew mins of lying there like a fool to realise we wernt comming back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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