Guest Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Its really stating to annoy me! I'm riding round with a bunch of friends when suddenly some boys bout 17 ask for a go on my bike. Me being careful i either say no which ends up with them swearing at me or spitting on my bike or if i say "yes you can go on my bike" they stay on it for ages and don't give it back for ages. Can you think of some suggestions for what to say because some day I'm going to let them have a go and it will get nicked. Thanks, Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 say nothing, just ignore them and ride awayor pull out a crowbar and kick the crap out of themor say " no my mummy wouldnt approve2 in a gay little 7 yr old geek voice.sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 £10 per miniute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 just be really confident and say "no you're alright" I had a random chav ask me that:Chav: "Thats a nice bike"Me: "It is a nice bike yes"Chav: "How much is it worth?" <-TransparentMe: "Enough"Chav: "Can I have a go?"Me: "No you're alright"Chav: goes off sulking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Work out how much your bike costs, then ask them to give you the value of your bike in cash and have it in your pocket, then let them go on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Work out how much your bike costs, then ask them to give you the value of your bike in cash and have it in your pocket, then let them go on it.then get mugged when people know how expensive it is.Say something is broken that they don't understand i normally mention bottom bracket or pawls n bearings , they just look confused and believe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 him - "can i 'ave a go on your bike innit, like, get what i'm saying?"you - "that's no way to speak about your mum"problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 phil williams is the best at dealing with this sort of shizwack... just chuck your bike at them as hard as you can LMFAO! they shit um selves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 phil williams is the best at dealing with this sort of shizwack... just chuck your bike at them as hard as you can LMFAO! they shit um selves.*gasp! Vid! vid! vid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domonza Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Ermm just say No and if they spit on your bike get of and twat them.easy enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 then get mugged when people know how expensive it is. Say something is broken that they don't understand i normally mention bottom bracket or pawls n bearings , they just look confused and believe me Ye thats my one liner, just drag out a major long sentence to do with the missing bearings and broken pawls, by the time you finish they are already on there way. Also avoids fights and shizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 a simple no should suffice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Say something is broken that they don't understand i normally mention bottom bracket or pawls n bearings , they just look confused and believe meYup works for me. Something along the lines of:" Sorry, my hub is messed up internally, so im trying to rie it as little as possible so it doesn't break. If it does when your on it, it might throw you off"When a chavs in a street with his friends, they don't normally want to risk falling off in front of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newb Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 i get asked all the time.. if you say no there like "why not mate, i wont break it" but just say its broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Recently iv just been ripping the chavs back haha, like, "aye mate, you cn ava gan on ma bike bruva, but a mite have ta kick the shit outa uzzzzz!!!!!" and they just walk away lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 him - "can i 'ave a go on your bike innit, like, get what i'm saying?"you - "that's no way to speak about your mum"problem solved. Haha. Brilliant. When we was out riding once some kids asked us if they could have a go. I said nah and they said ahh go on we won't break it or anything so I still said no. Then they came out with their nan could do better which i replied, she can't because she's an arthritic cripple... They turned away and walked off haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 No, i don't trust you.No, it's broken.No, you too small.No, becuase i couldn't compete with Alic C's rates, therefor, closeure was inevitable.I'm looking forward to the day some chav takes my bike when i'm not on it. Chase after them as they're pedaling like a humming bird, grab a handful of 185mm of hope mono trial and watch them fly over the bars. Then backhop on their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipus Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 goes right in the sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 yer il try some of those when i'm out riding, not to sure about chucking the bike at them though lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 i let a chav have a go on mine once and it was really funny , he was like can you pogo yeah i aint done that 4 time blud, then he tried to do it and it was really poor, and then he even tried to teach me stuff twat...lolbest things just to say no and stick to it cause you could end up getting it nicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 I just normally say im in a rush, mabe next time mate. Next time: just say the same again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Just dont hang around where people like that are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultiv8ed ::Chris:: Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) phil williams is the best at dealing with this sort of shizwack... just chuck your bike at them as hard as you can LMFAO! they shit um selves.I was there down the docks one time when he did, I that was on the floor laughing Edited September 24, 2006 by cultiv8ed ::Chris:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 I find they only ask if you're not riding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Say no like i would, Say no and hurl abuse at them like gazm would or let them have a go like cls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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