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She stalks you and spends hours on end fingering over the thought of you every night.. id say atleast 3 - 4 hours solid masturbation, stopping only to put eastenders on or to replace batteries in her platinum edition rampant rabbit as supplied by joe maher.

Well that still wouldn't give her my e-mail address and give her the ability to work out where i've hotlinked her photos to :P

:lol::lol::lol:

It's not that funny, it's kinda freaky :lol:

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while we're on the subject of rims, I had an email from a mate telling me 10 reasons why hockey players are better lovers. It was a bit cheesy (sticks balls etc) so i replied but could only get 9

Apologies in advance for the extreme cheese levels

9 reasons Why trials riders are better lovers:

1: We can handle our koxx well (weren't expecting that no? :- )

2: we can tame our pythons to go anywhere we want

3: We can bump and tap all day

4: We're used to rough riding anywhere, anytime

5: We're familiar with tubes and lubes

6: We have to screw our nuts constantly to keep things in working order

7: We dont mind getting dirty

8: We can control the fluid in the pipes with our fingers

9: We know how to clean a rim

HA HA HA! thats quality, who made that up then ?

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LMAO....btw.,...if anyone is interested in buying a platinum rampant rabbit from ann summers for there g'f , mum, nan.,..whoever.

I have one for sale. New. £40 posted.

No questions asked :lol::lol::lol:

Edit: And im not joking either!

it's definitely new? the finish on them gets a bit cloudy after use so i'll know

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The secretary from work, and who i went to school with. she's also high street honey no 22, but i don't know if its too late to vote or not, its early october sometime that it finishes.

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LMAO....btw.,...if anyone is interested in buying a platinum rampant rabbit from ann summers for there g'f , mum, nan.,..whoever.

I have one for sale. New. £40 posted.

No questions asked :lol::lol::lol:

Edit: And im not joking either!

But why joe? why do you have one lol? I will see what Em says :P

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Tom not having a go or anything...but this is a forum with like 5000 teenage lads.

things will be said in a joking matter..you cant really stop it. :huh:

you can go round banning people , suspending , whatever..but then people will resent you..and you look bad :P

And of those 5000 teenagers, around 4990 don't seem to feel the need to try and prove something.

The rest of us don't need to be reminded pretty much every 20 minutes that some girl has 'nice tits'. We know that, we have eyes too.

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And of those 5000 teenagers, around 4990 don't seem to feel the need to try and prove something.

The rest of us don't need to be reminded pretty much every 20 minutes that some girl has 'nice tits'. We know that, we have eyes too.

we all have eyes and can see yes but not everyone looks for example there is a stick saying do not post for sale wtd items but people need constant reminding :):P

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