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Girls that are too hot to be owned by you, or even shagged by you, grrrhh.qeu;g'

again, people who have loads of text talk or emoticons in their text on MSN. And monday mornings. And when ur mate gets with the girl you want to, i'm more pissed off than before now, arghhhhh.

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She is a f**king idiot. End of.

She can't even use night vision on a camera properly.

Haha has someone been watching a certain video by any chance :-

Anyway things that annoy me:

Dripping taps bug me

Foreign toilette doors that open the opposite way, as i always get shit scared when i try and open the door but do it the wrong way so i think i'm stuck :rolleyes:

The way calender chocolate always tastes disgusting

People that walk really slow in front of me

Forks that bend too easy

When people spill honey down the side of the jar, so when you go to pick it up your hand gets all sticky

When you see a really nice girl, and they stare at you and you stare at them, but you pass on by instead of making conversation and getting their number, can be pretty annoying.

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agreed boumsong, tell her all of tf would nail her, should cheer her up a bit(altho watch out shell probly be asking for joe mahers no.)

as for irritating things, yea the whole passing up that fit bird you might be able to go with is one worth kicking myself for.

but my major bug at this moment in time, is pikeys. been staying on a car park about 8 miles away from me for some time, been know to be straying out into the local towns and villages stealing fuel etc.

on the way home tonight, noticed 2 caravans, an a horsebox parked up in the local beauty spot car park about 3 minutes away from me house, went back a minute ago, now 4-5 caravans there, several cars, no horsebox, just a livestock trailer, an about 3 horses, an a bunch of pikey kids.

words cannot discribe how much i hate them, an to make it worse none of the people id normally expect to be up for gettin rid of them, seem to be up for it, has gotta be done tonight, otherwise by morning theyll be 15 caravans there an no chance of moving them on.

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I hate the current glut of 'celebrity' which is now plaguing our culture. Take Chantelle Houghton - previously known for impersonating another person who's only reason for being known is that her grandfather setup a global chain of hotels. After 10 minutes on TV, she's sufficiently famous to be 'a celebrity'. Now she's considered a 'celebrity' and this thick bint is now asked her opinion of things, and is paid money to appear places so that other equally impeded people will come and gawp at the person who isn't that pretty, but that they've heard of.

An extract from this page:

Celebrity these days is taken as an achievable aim. Kids will drop out of school for it and, even worse, some large percentage of American teens belive they will become famous. Like everything in life though, celebrity has been cheapened. It's no longer something of prestige for the few, it's something that can incorporate the many. Of course, some people are bigger celebrities than others. Brad Pitt will outshine Jordan any day of the week, unless it's in an Essex night club where male youths in pink shirts get so randy that the smell of testosterone becomes overwhelming.

Ultimately I think that society has lowered the barrier to entry for the wannabes of the world by accepting people who do little or nothing to achieve their status. On the flip side, some people will lower themselves to increasing depths to try and achive this magical elixir. They're selling themselves and their dignity for little more than a handful of beans, which turnout not to be the magic ones they expected. While most are as bad as each other, the group that my goat are glamour models. They arrive at some premier or party - probably having slept with the organiser - norks out and the slavering pack of press hounds are all over them like a rash. Suddenly they have an agent and they're getting offers from Maxim, FHM and Nuts to bare all. This is then followed by calenders, posters, a fitness video and they're done. Some like Jodie Marsh, Jordan and Abi Titmuss may be able to stretch out their tenure, but it's always based on the same premise. Boobs, bums, and the feeling that they're cheap enough that'd you'd have a good chance with them, despite the stunned-looking freshly signed premiership footballer they're clinging to. Throw in a couple of interview where you declare your love of sex and naughty undies, and you'll have them eating out the palm of your hand, despite the fact they're not actually that attractive. Once you've had enough of trying to chill your nips or waxing to within an inch of Kojak-ness, throw the tabloids some story of heartache, past or present, and try to show you have depth and character. All proponents of this forget though that once the huge bra comes off, you've paid your entry, the ride won't stop, and there's only one conclusion. You're back being the girl who'd show her knickers at school for 50p. You've tarred yourself with the bimbo brush, and very little short of a PhD or Nobel prize will change that.

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girls on msn with their names like, oh my god LUVZ YOO BBZ, B.M.A.A.F 4 LIFE

bmaaf - best mates always and forver (for people who dont have snobby girls at their school)

yeal, another one which bugs the tits off me, bm4l (best mates for life) took me ages to get that, a much more accurate discription would be bmtuswmbfatnhp (best mates till you sleep with my boy friend at the next house party) but suppose that would look more idiotice in there name.

also really irritated by the whole boy racer image im branded with because of driving a modified car, only tonight ,had neighbours asking (well accusing me of) if i was the one whod left the handbrake marks on the turn in to our cul de sac and was driving erratically at 2am last friday morning. well excuse me but

1) you think id do that at all

2) you think id do that on my own doorstep

3) you think if i was at home i wouldnt have to be up for work at 6.45 am

4) you think its wierd how it was me and i havent drove me car for 2 weeks

5) you think the fact i havent been at home for 2 weeks wouldnt rule me out of it

6) you think you wouldnt have heard me pull up(probably brakes screeching) slam me door and go into me house as we only live 4 doors down

7) you not think that maybe just maybe you could look out of your window next time and see what car it is, possibly even get the reg. or are you too intimidated by these boy racer thugs that youll just blame it on the nearest availabe culprit, go bollock dorothy for the idiots with there neons on on tescos car park, she shops at tescos , same ruddy logic.

ok so im now pissed off with stereotyping, and my neighbours. and im still angry with pikeys.

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I hate my pillows because I can never adjust the height my head should be at. 2 pillows is too much and 1 is too little. I also don't like the fact that I make a mess in my room. It's just so annoying and I can't do anything about it.

Sweet Jesus, That's exactly what happens to me.

I hate it when my pillow comes out of the cover as well, and my quilt always ends up screwed up in a ball at the end of the covers so half my quilt isn't a quilt and the other halfs too thick and hot (N)

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THe most annoying thing in the world is when a toilet seat won't stay up by it's self when you're trying to have a piss.

(N) fo 'sure

Also where I live it doesnt matter what youre doing, wearing eating etc. EVERYONE stares at you for no reason whatsoever and i mean everyone, old tossers, chavs, emos, business women etc etc.

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Thought of a few more:

-The insane amount of money that certain dumbasses make just for kicking a bit of air and cow skin around a pitch (yes proffesional footballers) whilst my fiancee works 13 hour shifts looking after people who treat her like sh1t (auxiliary nurse)

-Low carb diets

-Chav girls who walk on the cycle path in a big long line moving at a snails pace.

-Wasps

-People who hate people that hate Paris Hilton :P

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I hate when i was single no girls spoke to me and for the 3 years i've been with my fiance they seem to be all over me. :angry:

I hear you....

Things I hate:

Pete and f**king Niki

People at college who assume I want to talk to them

Hobo's in the pub who assume I want to listen to them.

Chain tension

People who talk to you on MSN for four and half hours about somthing they want to buy off you, and then you never hear from them again.

Andrew f**king Tonkery.

Coursework, I don't mind simple and easy, or even simple and hard, but what THE f**k IS THE POINT IN MAKING IT HARD AND CONFUSING?!

I'm feeling remarkabley better

Rich

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Spots, they annoy me sooo much, I have managed to avoid them for a long while by washing my face twice a day with 2 or 3 different anti spot creams etc. But one night just one I forget, due to being drunk and i have about 11 of the things on my face :angry: Its just not fair.

tom

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I hate not having money...

And immagrants in this country, complaining about what we do,

and the fricken government, they are total twats, why should we have to "take down out england flags, cause the immagrants think its racist"

f**king idiots, i want to punch tony blair.

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Chain tension

f**king 2 wurds :$ ! that and when you think your gonna fart and you've positioned yourself for optimum noise/comfort/etc and then you start it and it's a shit :angry: happened twice to me in one evening RRRRRR

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